Johnnynoname - Q & A

[io856]

Ok, I will kick this one off

johnny-how do u keep your skin so clear and how long did it take u to get that tan?

PS - xfactor need not apply

[nycbull]

brutal wrists wider than biceps

[io856]

brutal wrists wider than biceps

would you hit it?

[johnnynoname]

Ok, I will kick this one off



PS - xfactor need not apply

i forgot i was gonna start this thread about getting a amazing tan but i got caught up rewatching last nights "Dexter" on Showtime on demand

before i get into the nitty gritty i want to point out a couple of things

-I come from a long line of "dark skinned" people so I'm genetically inclined to have a amazing tan.  Much like ronnie coleman could stare at a set of weights and get "swole", I could stand under a kitchen light bulb and get "wesley snipes" dark

-i'm not a doctor or dermatologist- do all of the following with caution

okay,

' for the "clear skin" part, it is all about showering and moisturizer.  Use a good quality moisturizer (absent of any mineral oils) post shower and post tanning

"the tanning"
- get a unlimited monthly package at a good tanning salon
-this is what i did in terms of cycling my tanning sessions when i wanted to get really tan (i'm at "maintanence" right now so i don't go as much)
weeks 1-4, 5 sessions a week
weeks 5-8, 6 sessions a weeks
weeks 9-16, 7 sessions a weeks
from there you would ween down to a comfortable maintainence schedule

I also used a high quality lotion with "maximum tingle" and a high quality bronzer, back to back

[io856]

how do you moisturise your back?

also was your skin at one point "messy"? how long did it take to clear up?

why don't you use melanotan instead? that would make your life a lot easier...

what do you do for hair removal? frequency, method etc.

[johnnynoname]

how do you moisturise your back?

I don't bother.
I can reach my rear delts
however, i moisturize my butt

also was your skin at one point "messy"? how long did it take to clear up?

never

why don't you use melanotan instead? that would make your life a lot easier...

i don't think it could get me the shade i want

what do you do for hair removal? frequency, method etc.

"touch up " shaving with my daily showers.  that is, since i'm already fully shaved-it's just a matter of me running the razor once around my body to keep things neat

[io856]

seems to me this is mostly a case of good genetics

i.e. the lack of hair, tanned skin, clear skin

[johnnynoname]

seems to me this is mostly a case of good genetics

i.e. the lack of hair, tanned skin, clear skin

i was destined to be metro ...I really was

[lesaucer]

i forgot i was gonna start this thread about getting a amazing tan but i got caught up rewatching last nights "Dexter" on Showtime on demand

before i get into the nitty gritty i want to point out a couple of things

-I come from a long line of "dark skinned" people so I'm genetically inclined to have a amazing tan.  Much like ronnie coleman could stare at a set of weights and get "swole", I could stand under a kitchen light bulb and get "wesley snipes" dark

-i'm not a doctor or dermatologist- do all of the following with caution

okay,

' for the "clear skin" part, it is all about showering and moisturizer.  Use a good quality moisturizer (absent of any mineral oils) post shower and post tanning

"the tanning"
- get a unlimited monthly package at a good tanning salon
-this is what i did in terms of cycling my tanning sessions when i wanted to get really tan (i'm at "maintanence" right now so i don't go as much)
weeks 1-4, 5 sessions a week
weeks 5-8, 6 sessions a weeks
weeks 9-16, 7 sessions a weeks
from there you would ween down to a comfortable maintainence schedule

I also used a high quality lotion with "maximum tingle" and a high quality bronzer, back to back

just pin alot of melanotan 2 for some week then tan 3-4x a week, use a good moisturizer and thats it, you will be darker than johnny, you will not have that reddish-orange look,brown only zero burn, you dont have to go 7x a week and use all these tingle bullshit. and last but not least, its very very more healthy, zero side effect from what we know now, except at the beginning you get minor sides

[WillGrant]

JNN how do you remove the hairs around your anus?

[Palpatine Q]

JNN how do you remove the hairs around your anus?

Friction 

[Swedish Viking]

The WHO actually just recognized tanning beds as being cancerous...my gym is removing them from all of their locations.

[webcake]

There's nothing healthy about a tan.....

[gordiano]

i forgot i was gonna start this thread about getting a amazing tan but i got caught up rewatching last nights "Dexter" on Showtime on demand

before i get into the nitty gritty i want to point out a couple of things

-I come from a long line of "dark skinned" people so I'm genetically inclined to have a amazing tan.  Much like ronnie coleman could stare at a set of weights and get "swole", I could stand under a kitchen light bulb and get "wesley snipes" dark

-i'm not a doctor or dermatologist- do all of the following with caution

okay,

' for the "clear skin" part, it is all about showering and moisturizer.  Use a good quality moisturizer (absent of any mineral oils) post shower and post tanning

"the tanning"
- get a unlimited monthly package at a good tanning salon
-this is what i did in terms of cycling my tanning sessions when i wanted to get really tan (i'm at "maintanence" right now so i don't go as much)
weeks 1-4, 5 sessions a week
weeks 5-8, 6 sessions a weeks
weeks 9-16, 7 sessions a weeks
from there you would ween down to a comfortable maintainence schedule

I also used a high quality lotion with "maximum tingle" and a high quality bronzer, back to back

Are you fucking shitting me? 







Say hello to my little frend........SKIN CANCER! 

[io856]

Are you fucking shitting me? 







Say hello to my little frend........SKIN CANCER! 

loser

[WillGrant]

Are you fucking shitting me? 







Say hello to my little frend........SKIN CANCER! 

You still need to be predisposed to it.

[webcake]

Tanning booths are dangerous though............don't forget that people.

[WillGrant]

Tanning booths are dangerous though............don't forget that people.

Yes and no , you can control the exposure in a tanning booth , you cant do that in the sun unless you stay indoors for the rest of your life.

[webcake]

I just dont want any of my vain getbig brothers to go and get themselves a melignant melonoma.

[io856]

vanity is our sanity

getbiggers would rather die with a good tan 

[WillGrant]

vanity is our sanity

getbiggers would rather die with a good tan 

Its better to die brown than with a frown

[io856]

Its better to die brown than with a frown

x2 

[gordiano]

loser

Don't make me call the authorities.....

[webcake]

If you want to be darker you should have been born black........traitors.

[io856]

Don't make me call the authorities.....