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Psycho--Need Advice
« on: December 04, 2009, 08:21:19 PM »
This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem


When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol

yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best.  She wants me to come meet her.  What arer the odds I will get stabbed?   Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.

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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2009, 08:22:54 PM »
LOL!!! chick sounds like a lot of trouble. 17 messages sounds like crazy, or a trap.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2009, 08:24:07 PM »
Quote from: haider on December 04, 2009, 08:22:54 PM
LOL!!! chick sounds like a lot of trouble. 17 messages sounds like crazy, or a trap.

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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 08:25:54 PM »
Have her send you some twazzer shots to view in the safety of your home. (then post them here of course)
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 08:30:13 PM »
"Plenty of fish" hahahahaha oh brother  ::)
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2009, 08:31:07 PM »
17 messages on their own with no response from you?  If so, she's a lemmon.  But if it's just an animated conversation then go meet up.  Damn she needs better hair care but she's not bad.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2009, 08:31:18 PM »
Look at the bright side, Avesher - she'll probably make you a hair doll for Christmas.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2009, 08:33:40 PM »
Tap that ass in the parking lot of a hotel and GTFO before she recovers.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2009, 08:36:12 PM »
meet in a public place ;)

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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2009, 08:38:38 PM »
Getbig confession: Make her a redhead and she'd look a bit like my x actually.

... right down to teh crazy!
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2009, 08:43:58 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 04, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
What arer the odds I will get stabbed? 

i think you should do some "stabbing" of your own, if you catch my drift... wink wink ;D


















..then promptly excuse yourself from her life permanently
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2009, 08:49:01 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 04, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem


When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol

yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best.  She wants me to come meet her.  What arer the odds I will get stabbed?   Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.


Bust her man, make sure to wrap up and bring a gun, park your car in a secluded area. 8)
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2009, 09:07:51 PM »
That is one fugly bitch.  She looks like a 90 year old granny. 
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2009, 09:20:36 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 04, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem


When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol

yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best.  She wants me to come meet her.  What arer the odds I will get stabbed?   Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.



Ok dude, here's a serious no bullshit answer. By your description she IS a manic depressive (bi-polar disorder). How do I know? I was married to one for 8 years. I consider myself a quasi expert, I have studied and researched damn near about this when I was married to my former wife. So far without knowing her personal life, she has all of the clinical symptoms so far. STAY AWAY!!

Don't believe me? Look it up!

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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2009, 09:23:47 PM »
Quote from: chaos on December 04, 2009, 08:33:40 PM
Tap that ass in the parking lot of a hotel and GTFO before she recovers.
I concur with this , nail it and run and pics for us to  ;D
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2009, 09:28:40 PM »
Quote from: WillGrant on December 04, 2009, 09:23:47 PM
I concur with this , nail it and run and pics for us to  ;D

x2

If all your gonna do is smash it and leave no need to worry.  She prolly likes anal. ;D
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2009, 09:31:38 PM »
Defile her posthaste.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2009, 09:32:53 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on December 04, 2009, 09:28:40 PM
x2

If all your gonna do is smash it and leave no need to worry.  She prolly likes anal. ;D

I agree tell her you will meet but on the condition you get your brown belt
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2009, 09:34:07 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 04, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem


When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol

yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best.  She wants me to come meet her.  What arer the odds I will get stabbed?   Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.



Go for it. All least get some ass. However, don't do something stupid like telling her where you live and such..... :-\
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2009, 09:37:37 PM »
Quote from: JME on December 04, 2009, 09:20:36 PM
Ok dude, here's a serious no bullshit answer. By your description she IS a manic depressive (bi-polar disorder). How do I know? I was married to one for 8 years. I consider myself a quasi expert, I have studied and researched damn near about this when I was married to my former wife. So far without knowing her personal life, she has all of the clinical symptoms so far. STAY AWAY!!

Don't believe me? Look it up!



In her defense, so is Disturbia. So many, just maybe, they are perfect for each other..... :-X
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2009, 09:39:24 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 04, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem


When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol

yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best.  She wants me to come meet her.  What arer the odds I will get stabbed?   Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.


Not hot, crazy....really no point here.
Crazy, but hot, worth the hassle....even then, internet porn my friend.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2009, 09:42:06 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on December 04, 2009, 09:37:37 PM
In her defense, so is Disturbia. So many, just maybe, they are perfect for each other..... :-X

Then they can both give each other an STD.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2009, 11:02:34 PM »
avesher does not get teh hot chicks--no secret there
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2009, 11:03:49 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 04, 2009, 11:02:34 PM
avesher does not get teh hot chicks--no secret there

My vote is, go for it. If she kills you, it was your time to go.  :-\
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2009, 11:05:04 PM »
What's the worst that she could do? Kill you after torturing you for hours with hot pokers and feeding you your own entrails?

Don't be a pussy, man. Go for it.
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