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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #50 on: December 05, 2009, 03:42:47 PM »
it would be good of members here to watch disturbia and clue him in when he is experiencing a mania or when he is experiencing a depression and encourage him to up the corresponding medince to keep the current mood from escalating out of control. It would help him immensely. Doctor approved.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #51 on: December 05, 2009, 08:38:43 PM »
Quote from: Spoony Luv on December 05, 2009, 01:17:57 PM
Say something really fucked up and see how she reacts to it...Say something like

"I don't want to touch you physically but would like to have you lay on the floor as I hang off the top of a bunk bed and jerk myself off and try to hit your glasses...I won't leave until you completely can't see out of your glasses...When I accomplish this feat I will run out the door and yell "I sank your battleship" as loud as I can and then you will hear a door slam...It will be that last time we ever speak or write to each other"

Try something like this and see what she has to say ;)

Lol! 

The disturbing part is that this came from somewhere.  ;D  Did you have bunk beds growing up Spoony?
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #52 on: December 05, 2009, 08:42:36 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 04, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
This chick off a dating site sent me 17 messages in half an hour including this gem


When you messaged me and I saw your picture.....my heart sank into my chest. I said to my girl friend...oh my god! come look at this guy!
I know that sounds SO stupid! but I dont care if I sound stupid....I want to hang out. lol
You are by far the cutest guy I have gotten a message from on POF....EVER!
please please please come out....lol

yes I know she's clearly delusional, on drugs or semi retarded at best.  She wants me to come meet her.  What arer the odds I will get stabbed?   Ya I know shes not getbig standards but think of me here, I take what I can get.



sounds like a scam or setup to me
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #53 on: December 05, 2009, 10:43:41 PM »

Remember, the crazy ones are the most fun ones  ;D
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #54 on: December 05, 2009, 10:49:30 PM »
Only if you don't marry them :(
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #55 on: December 05, 2009, 10:51:56 PM »
Much truth herein.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2009, 02:30:14 AM »
No problems if she does anal.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #57 on: December 06, 2009, 06:56:21 PM »
best update ever here
not only was she off the wall nuts but she has 3 kids who arent allowed to live with her for god only knows why.  So obviously I lose interest real fast and go home, resume poker.  Tonight my roommate, who had come out with me that night tells me she is coming over to watch movies with HIM---ahahahahhahah--my god thats awesome.  They are in the basement and I told him to bang the shit out of her so its loud.   This can only turn out hilarious
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #58 on: December 06, 2009, 07:20:12 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 06, 2009, 06:56:21 PM
best update ever here
not only was she off the wall nuts but she has 3 kids who arent allowed to live with her for god only knows why.  So obviously I lose interest real fast and go home, resume poker.  Tonight my roommate, who had come out with me that night tells me she is coming over to watch movies with HIM---ahahahahhahah--my god thats awesome.  They are in the basement and I told him to bang the shit out of her so its loud.   This can only turn out hilarious

Told ya...........was her name Peggy?
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #59 on: December 06, 2009, 07:23:46 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 06, 2009, 06:56:21 PM
best update ever here
not only was she off the wall nuts but she has 3 kids who arent allowed to live with her for god only knows why.  So obviously I lose interest real fast and go home, resume poker.  Tonight my roommate, who had come out with me that night tells me she is coming over to watch movies with HIM---ahahahahhahah--my god thats awesome.  They are in the basement and I told him to bang the shit out of her so its loud.   This can only turn out hilarious

that is tremendous
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #60 on: December 06, 2009, 07:48:57 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 06, 2009, 06:56:21 PM
best update ever here
not only was she off the wall nuts but she has 3 kids who arent allowed to live with her for god only knows why.  So obviously I lose interest real fast and go home, resume poker.  Tonight my roommate, who had come out with me that night tells me she is coming over to watch movies with HIM---ahahahahhahah--my god thats awesome.  They are in the basement and I told him to bang the shit out of her so its loud.   This can only turn out hilarious

LOL

maybe i missed you already answer this but when she sent you 17 messages, were you responding back and forth or did she just send 17 messages without a single response from you?

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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #61 on: December 06, 2009, 07:53:41 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on December 06, 2009, 07:48:57 PM
LOL

maybe i missed you already answer this but when she sent you 17 messages, were you responding back and forth or did she just send 17 messages without a single response from you?

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i sent like 3 back---she would send 5 or 6 rapidly
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #62 on: December 06, 2009, 07:56:11 PM »
So thanks to your hard up roommate this nut job now knows where you live?  Kinda defeats the purpose of you going to meet her so she doesn't find that out, no?

Unpleasantness may ensue.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #63 on: December 06, 2009, 08:01:04 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on December 06, 2009, 07:56:11 PM
So thanks to your hard up roommate this nut job now knows where you live?  Kinda defeats the purpose of you going to meet her so she doesn't find that out, no?

Unpleasantness may ensue.


ya we will see---she probably isnt interested in me--if you were a chick would you honestly be?
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #64 on: December 06, 2009, 08:12:38 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 06, 2009, 08:01:04 PM
ya we will see---she probably isnt interested in me--if you were a chick would you honestly be?

Who knows what's in her mind?  She's nutty.  Now she's jilted.  And she knows where you live. 

I'd slap the roommate in the head.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #65 on: December 06, 2009, 08:21:25 PM »
avesher; which one of your personalities was she 'talking' with at the time??...

and LOL @ you calling her crazy... talk about the pot calling the kettle black  ::)  ::)
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #66 on: December 06, 2009, 08:43:05 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2009, 08:21:25 PM
avesher; which one of your personalities was she 'talking' with at the time??...

and LOL @ you calling her crazy... talk about the pot calling the kettle black  ::)  ::)

Im not crazy Im ,.....ummm...........fuck it Im crazy
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #67 on: December 06, 2009, 08:48:28 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 06, 2009, 08:43:05 PM
Im not crazy Im ,.....ummm...........fuck it Im crazy

Fuck dude, either way... beggars can't be choosers, take the bitch out...wear a level III vest under your shirt just in case!

and go somewhere public.. smaller chance of her attacking you with witnesses around.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #68 on: December 06, 2009, 08:52:41 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on December 06, 2009, 08:48:28 PM
...wear a level III vest under your shirt just in case!



hmmm... forget the vest but a cut-resistant kevlar shirt might be good.  she looks like the 'stabbing' type ;D
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #69 on: December 06, 2009, 08:56:15 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 06, 2009, 06:56:21 PM
best update ever here
not only was she off the wall nuts but she has 3 kids who arent allowed to live with her for god only knows why.  So obviously I lose interest real fast and go home, resume poker.  Tonight my roommate, who had come out with me that night tells me she is coming over to watch movies with HIM---ahahahahhahah--my god thats awesome.  They are in the basement and I told him to bang the shit out of her so its loud.   This can only turn out hilarious
This can only be good, is there recorded audio of the "relations" going on? :-X
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #70 on: December 06, 2009, 09:01:20 PM »
She probably just wants attention, which is why she's sending so many messages. Let's face it, women love to talk, text, et cetera. Like I said before, go for it, before you know she'll be stalking someone else, and you'll be home masturbating...... ;D

Confucius says: "He who not flirt back, get no crack! He who hesitate, masturbate"



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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #71 on: December 06, 2009, 09:10:31 PM »
Quote from: chaos on December 06, 2009, 08:56:15 PM
This can only be good, is there recorded audio of the "relations" going on? :-X

no recording devices are available
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #72 on: December 06, 2009, 09:13:36 PM »
Meet her in a public place with a lot of cams around.
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #73 on: December 06, 2009, 09:15:41 PM »
Quote from: disturbia on December 06, 2009, 09:10:31 PM
no recording devices are available
:(

How about you post a play by play when noises start coming from the other room? :D
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Re: Psycho--Need Advice
« Reply #74 on: December 06, 2009, 09:17:26 PM »
Quote from: chaos on December 06, 2009, 09:15:41 PM
:(

How about you post a play by play when noises start coming from the other room? :D

Do a Rainman.  When she moans you moan.  Hilarity ensues.
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