Author Topic: A True Friend.... (Read 9163 times)

Butterbean · « **on:** December 07, 2009, 06:30:17 AM »

A True Friend is.....

Migs · « **Reply #1 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:37:45 PM »

benchmstr · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2009, 05:48:12 PM »

....lays in a emergency room bed next to yours while you both get stitches, and discuss where you will be going for a beer after you leave "this damn hospital"

bench

Migs · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:06:18 PM »

...brings you cheetos and diet coke and plays modern warfare 2 with you. Haven't found that firend yet...

benchmstr · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2009, 06:23:20 PM »

Quote from: Migs on December 07, 2009, 06:06:18 PM

...brings you cheetos and diet coke and plays modern warfare 2 with you. Haven't found that firend yet...

i would bring you a cheese burger/fajita nachos, and beer. but cheetos and diet coke???...sorry, but i dont swing that way

bench

Migs · « **Reply #5 on:** December 07, 2009, 07:18:55 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 07, 2009, 06:23:20 PM

i would bring you a cheese burger/fajita nachos, and beer. but cheetos and diet coke???...sorry, but i dont swing that way

bench

that'll work too. Sorry but i have my vices lol. I love soda. i would marry soda if i could.

benchmstr · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:20:57 PM »

Quote from: Migs on December 07, 2009, 07:18:55 PM

that'll work too. Sorry but i have my vices lol. I love soda. i would marry soda if i could.

i never hated on soda.....just diet soda.

bench

tonymctones · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:59:24 PM »

Quote from: STella on December 07, 2009, 06:30:17 AM

A True Friend is.....

either the guy who would be there for me no matter whether it meant his career in wealth management or the ace hole(whom I love) who introduced me to binge drinking whom no longer drinks

jack ass...

but still wants to hang out but would be there for you at 5 am even if he hadnt been drinking...

I could go on for days and days

:-\this is a bad thing to be honest...

Butterbean · « **Reply #8 on:** December 08, 2009, 06:23:39 AM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 07, 2009, 05:48:12 PM

....lays in a emergency room bed next to yours while you both get stitches, and discuss where you will be going for a beer after you leave "this damn hospital"

bench

Motorcycle accident?

Butterbean · « **Reply #9 on:** December 08, 2009, 06:24:48 AM »

Quote from: tonymctones on December 07, 2009, 11:59:24 PM

the ace hole(whom I love)

Took me a minute

benchmstr · « **Reply #10 on:** December 08, 2009, 01:21:31 PM »

Quote from: STella on December 08, 2009, 06:23:39 AM

Motorcycle accident?

Oh dear $:-\$

fist fight over a breakfast taco

bench

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #11 on:** December 08, 2009, 05:13:32 PM »

A true friend from my perspective is anyone wiling to have your back in a justified fight knowing full well you guys are outnumbered and going to get your asses handed to you.

Migs · « **Reply #12 on:** December 08, 2009, 05:46:10 PM »

i want to be an assassin

benchmstr · « **Reply #13 on:** December 08, 2009, 06:49:25 PM »

not much of a story. we were 1 taco short, so we agreed to a fist fight over it.....i must say nobody won that fight, his asshole brother ate the taco while we were fighting

bench

Butterbean · « **Reply #14 on:** December 09, 2009, 05:58:53 AM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 08, 2009, 06:49:25 PM

not much of a story. we were 1 taco short, so we agreed to a fist fight over it.....i must say nobody won that fight, his asshole brother ate the taco while we were fighting

bench

haha! It's like a sitcom

benchmstr · « **Reply #15 on:** December 09, 2009, 04:40:34 PM »

Quote from: STella on December 09, 2009, 05:58:53 AM

haha! It's like a sitcom

yeah, he got stitches on his face from where i hit him. i got stitches on my elbow from where he bit me when he realized he couldnt win

bench

Butterbean · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:28:38 AM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 09, 2009, 04:40:34 PM

yeah, he got stitches on his face from where i hit him. i got stitches on my elbow from where he bit me when he realized he couldnt win

bench

Sounds like the winner was the taco eating brother

Migs · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2009, 04:50:50 PM »

Quote from: STella on December 10, 2009, 09:28:38 AM

Sounds like the winner was the taco eating brother

refrain from tastless joke.....must bite tongue

benchmstr · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2009, 05:06:20 PM »

Quote from: Migs on December 10, 2009, 04:50:50 PM

refrain from tastless joke.....must bite tongue

i have a really filthy mind and i didnt even catch that

bench

Migs · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2009, 05:11:49 PM »

hehe, so there is hope about the man card thing then right? lol

benchmstr · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2009, 05:27:35 PM »

Quote from: Migs on December 10, 2009, 05:11:49 PM

hehe, so there is hope about the man card thing then right? lol

it really works on a point scale...you added points, but still need to gain some ground....ever consider drinking your super gay "diet drinks" out of a dirty glass?....its a start

bench

Migs · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2009, 05:48:15 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on December 10, 2009, 05:27:35 PM

it really works on a point scale...you added points, but still need to gain some ground....ever consider drinking your super gay "diet drinks" out of a dirty glass?....its a start

bench

I actually swig it straight from the 2-liter, that i got from a thai hooker. Doest that help?

benchmstr · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:34:01 PM »

Quote from: Migs on December 10, 2009, 05:48:15 PM

I actually swig it straight from the 2-liter, that i got from a thai hooker. Doest that help?

a little, a german or russian hooker would add a lot more points.

bench

Original Sin · « **Reply #23 on:** December 11, 2009, 11:27:21 AM »

A true friend...
is one that drives you to the hospital and stays there with you until you fall asleep.
Picks you up the next day after I had to spend the night for a billion tests and "observation".

When she took me back home I found out she did my grocery shopping, laundry and cleaned my house up for me.
(I have been sick for a while).

Butterbean · « **Reply #24 on:** December 11, 2009, 02:30:52 PM »

Quote from: Original Sin on December 11, 2009, 11:27:21 AM

(I have been sick for a while).

Get well soon