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« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2009, 10:34:01 PM » |
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I actually swig it straight from the 2-liter, that i got from a thai hooker. Doest that help?
a little, a german or russian hooker would add a lot more points. bench |
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« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2009, 12:27:21 PM » |
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A true friend...
is one that drives you to the hospital and stays there with you until you fall asleep.
Picks you up the next day after I had to spend the night for a billion tests and "observation".
When she took me back home I found out she did my grocery shopping, laundry and cleaned my house up for me.
(I have been sick for a while).
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« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2009, 03:30:52 PM » |
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(I have been sick for a while).
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« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2009, 03:55:06 PM » |
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Get well soon i saw a fat lady outside of KFC earlier today she was smoking, and was on oxygen....i told her "get well soon"...she called me a smartass  bench |
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« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2009, 06:26:48 PM » |
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a little, a german or russian hooker would add a lot more points.
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well she was a thai hooker, that was half german and serviced a russian mobster. how about now? lol Aww sorry OS. hope you feel better |
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« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2009, 11:21:48 PM » |
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...Comes over to your house, fixes you enough dinner for a whole week...then makes sure you have eaten. Because, "you need to put on more weight"
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« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2009, 11:28:03 PM » |
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(I have been sick for a while).
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« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2009, 12:31:11 AM » |
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That guy in Afghanistan who pushed me out of the way before that mortar round hit.He was killed.I still can't seem to shake this strange sense of guilt.Never met him,did'nt know him,but it still hurts just the same.  So if you know someone and you love them,tell them,because you never know if you're ever going to see them again. |
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« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2009, 04:44:30 PM » |
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i saw a fat lady outside of KFC earlier today she was smoking, and was on oxygen....i told her "get well soon"...she called me a smartass bench I think it was nice..what you said |
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« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2009, 04:45:15 PM » |
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That guy in Afghanistan who pushed me out of the way before that mortar round hit.He was killed.I still can't seem to shake this strange sense of guilt.Never met him,did'nt know him,but it still hurts just the same. So if you know someone and you love them,tell them,because you never know if you're ever going to see them again. Damn!  |
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« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2009, 07:04:30 PM » |
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I think it was nice..what you said not really, i said it laughing in a ironic way bench |
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« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2009, 07:08:45 PM » |
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"A true friend stabs you in the front" Oscar Wilde
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