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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #50 on: December 14, 2009, 07:04:14 AM »
Too much metaphysicality in this thread. "My worst one [orgasm] was pretty much right on the money" - Woody Allen    ;)

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #51 on: December 14, 2009, 09:18:28 AM »
Again, refer to the example of the cannibals.
"Good" can mean something completely different in some societies--something you might call evil.
So really it's meaningless.

The actions that constitute what is good vary radically from society to society--and even within society.
However, what these actions do share as a purpose is survival.
Thus the only good morals by definition are morals that serve the purpose of survival.
Sometimes the way they do that is not obvious--hence your confusion over the matter.
But eventually you'll start to see how it works.

Circumcision is a perfect example of what I'm talking about.
Originally, it served a survival purpose, because sanitary conditions weren't what they are today.
However, now, it's just a relic--an outmoded moral.
It no longer serves a purpose, yet the unenlightened continue to adhere to this silliness.
They are not framing their morality based on survival.


And everything I just stated has already been said in the previous postings.

You're confusing normality with morality.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #52 on: December 14, 2009, 09:50:49 AM »
buddha showed us the path, we only need to walk it  ;)
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #53 on: December 14, 2009, 10:34:46 AM »
Wrong.

The Nephilim were giants in every sense of the word.

They were ancient astronauts--no magick.

Though later they came to be associated with magick rituals--once we lost contact with them.
Who says so, where is the proof? Or your proof. Most scholars agree that they were reknowned men, giants or champions, not so much as physical giants, but the results of Men of God, who those who follow the path, and the Daughters of Men, those who strayed path.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #54 on: December 15, 2009, 01:26:15 AM »
You're confusing normality with morality.

Wrong I'm afraid.
What is not normal is often considered immoral. It falls under the same category as far as we're concerned.
We are set to redefine morality--as well as normality. Let me make that clear right now.

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Who says so, where is the proof? Or your proof. Most scholars agree that they were reknowned men, giants or champions, not so much as physical giants, but the results of Men of God, who those who follow the path, and the Daughters of Men, those who strayed path.

I know these things because I am part of a line of vampires that reaches back to the city of Troy.
My father (if he's still alive) is one of the oldest vampires in existence--second generation. He was born after the fall of Troy;
however, the vampires have carried the rivalry on. Time does not heal wounds for them, because they can conceivably live for thousands of years.
Their concept of time is different. My father found out some powerful local vampires were set to kill him, and put me on a boat to America.
By drawing out more vampires, I hope to learn the fate of my father.

Werewolves, while also existing, often don't have a memory of their origins. Sometimes they don't even know they are werewolves.
The reason is, they have a normal lifespan. The truth of their origins as supersoldiers created through gene-splicing with wolves by Mres,
is not known by them. They are unstoppable killers when enraged--capable of rending anyone instantly. My father, while serving as a commander for a local Saxon chieftain, encountered a group of Jomsvikings. It was a foggy day, and as the two sides began to close in, the enraged vikings emerged from the fog--
not as men, but as monstrous wolves tearing through all in their path. Many good men were lost.
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #55 on: December 15, 2009, 02:14:29 AM »
buddha showed us the path, we only need to walk it  ;)
Wrong.
Buddha says even we dont need to walk and we are already there.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #56 on: December 15, 2009, 02:21:24 AM »
I watched those videos Parker.

Those guys are all full of shite.

I should have stayed away as soon as I saw the Rev. title.

Curiosity about how humans interpret things got the better of me.
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #57 on: December 15, 2009, 02:26:31 AM »
I watched those videos Parker.

Those guys are all full of shite.

I should have stayed away as soon as I saw the Rev. title.

Curiosity about how humans interpret things got the better of me.
Why is he full of shit. Doing the same thing Edgar Cayce is doing.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #58 on: December 15, 2009, 02:31:30 AM »
I watched those videos Parker.

Those guys are all full of shite.

I should have stayed away as soon as I saw the Rev. title.

Curiosity about how humans interpret things got the better of me.
So you are a vampire right?
You dont walk under the sun?

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #59 on: December 15, 2009, 02:35:55 AM »
Why is he full of shit. Doing the same thing Edgar Cayce is doing.

I'm talking about their ideas on morality.

Cayce was possibly real; however, if so, he was confusing much of his real prophecies with random thoughts that popped in his head.
This is often a problem of psychics--it's hard for them to distinguish genuine insight from their own random thoughts.
To get the real scoop I'll have to ask my handlers.

The Nephilim/GOD(S) possessed psychic ability.
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #60 on: December 15, 2009, 02:37:53 AM »
So you are a vampire right?
You dont walk under the sun?

We are only sensitive to the sun in the hybrid bat/man form.
Though the sensitivity is not greater than that of a normal bat.

Much of the mythology regarding this probably arose due to vampires' tendency to assassinate under the protection afforded by darkness.
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #61 on: December 15, 2009, 02:42:35 AM »
We are only sensitive to the sun in the hybrid bat/man form.
Though the sensitivity is not greater than that of a normal bat.

Much of the mythology regarding this probably arose due to vampires' tendency to assassinate under the protection afforded by darkness.
You drink only blood to live?
Or you eat regular food too?

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #62 on: December 15, 2009, 02:50:06 AM »
You drink only blood to live?
Or you eat regular food too?

I refuse to drink blood and carry on this murderous legacy.

Once you drink human blood the first time, you must continue killing and drinking it.
If you don't, you die--simple as that. It's like a drug, except withdrawal means death.
This was purposely programmed in our genes to ensure that we carry out our assassination missions--
which was fine when the Trojan war was happening.

For most vampires, near immortality is not enough; they need to drink blood and gain the powers associated with that.
It leads them down a dark path. Any sense of heart or compassion they once had is gone.
They become lonely, despicable creatures--albeit powerful ones.

Now I mostly eat high protein foods--and occasionally creatine.
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #63 on: December 15, 2009, 03:09:27 AM »
I refuse to drink blood and carry on this murderous legacy.

Once you drink human blood the first time, you must continue killing and drinking it.
If you don't, you die--simple as that. It's like a drug, except withdrawal means death.
This was purposely programmed in our genes to ensure that we carry out our assassination missions--
which was fine when the Trojan war was happening.

For most vampires, near immortality is not enough; they need to drink blood and gain the powers associated with that.
It leads them down a dark path. Any sense of heart or compassion they once had is gone.
They become lonely, despicable creatures--albeit powerful ones.

Now I mostly eat high protein foods--and occasionally creatine.
But without drinking blood, you cant live more than 200yrs no?

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #64 on: December 15, 2009, 03:17:50 AM »
But without drinking blood, you cant live more than 200yrs no?

You can still live for thousands of years, however you don't gain any additional advantages (or disadvantages) unless you drink the blood.
Most eventually grow bored with life and give in to temptation. I'm trying not to.
Also, if you drink blood, you become a target for other Vampires because of the power blood confers.
Being intensely paranoid, they consider you to be a threat to their own power.
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #65 on: December 15, 2009, 04:46:34 AM »
You can still live for thousands of years, however you don't gain any additional advantages (or disadvantages) unless you drink the blood.
Most eventually grow bored with life and give in to temptation. I'm trying not to.
Also, if you drink blood, you become a target for other Vampires because of the power blood confers.
Being intensely paranoid, they consider you to be a threat to their own power.
Then how old are you?
And your father?

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #66 on: December 15, 2009, 05:39:17 AM »
Then how old are you?
And your father?

You're really digging this vampire shit, huh.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #67 on: December 15, 2009, 06:15:57 AM »
Wrong.
Buddha says even we dont need to walk and we are already there.

i'll slap the yellow off you  >:(

buddha also said you're a girl  :P ;D

oh and you are wrong.

so says panda.
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #68 on: December 15, 2009, 06:49:34 AM »


I know these things because I am part of a line of vampires that reaches back to the city of Troy.
My father (if he's still alive) is one of the oldest vampires in existence--second generation. He was born after the fall of Troy;
however, the vampires have carried the rivalry on. Time does not heal wounds for them, because they can conceivably live for thousands of years.
Their concept of time is different. My father found out some powerful local vampires were set to kill him, and put me on a boat to America.
By drawing out more vampires, I hope to learn the fate of my father.

Werewolves, while also existing, often don't have a memory of their origins. Sometimes they don't even know they are werewolves.
The reason is, they have a normal lifespan. The truth of their origins as supersoldiers created through gene-splicing with wolves by Mres,
is not known by them. They are unstoppable killers when enraged--capable of rending anyone instantly. My father, while serving as a commander for a local Saxon chieftain, encountered a group of Jomsvikings. It was a foggy day, and as the two sides began to close in, the enraged vikings emerged from the fog--
not as men, but as monstrous wolves tearing through all in their path. Many good men were lost.

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oh brother  ::)
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #69 on: December 15, 2009, 06:51:50 AM »
Then how old are you?
And your father?

james is 18.
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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #70 on: December 15, 2009, 08:38:04 AM »
If anyone thinks they can do anything with their "chi", like moving an object without touching it for instance, they should take the any number of challenges out there like James Randi's 1 million dollar challenge.

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #71 on: December 15, 2009, 03:55:09 PM »
lol

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #72 on: December 15, 2009, 04:18:04 PM »
If anyone thinks they can do anything with their "chi", like moving an object without touching it for instance, they should take the any number of challenges out there like James Randi's 1 million dollar challenge.
As I said, there probably is some old dude who hasn't had sex in 60 yrs and meditates 8 hrs of the day. Who maybe be able to do things with his chi. But he probably has taken himself on spiritual path, where taking a million dollar challenge means nothing to him. What's a million dollars to someone who has no use for it?

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #73 on: December 15, 2009, 04:19:13 PM »
Although, I do think it is possible to "throw" one's chi, .........

...........THERE IS A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE...

Irony anyone?

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Re: "Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell
« Reply #74 on: December 15, 2009, 04:59:41 PM »
Irony anyone?
Irony that I believe that one could do it? Look, if a shaolin monk can over time develop their body and chi to the point where they can lay face down with a blade at their stomach and not get punctured or throw a needle and crack glass, then what else is possible. The answer lies within the human mind.
But one cannot pay for some deep breathing classes and then think that they can be Ken and Ryu and shoot chi blasts from their hands.