"Yellow Bamboo" chi attacks vs. Reality...Funny as Hell

[kyomu]

kyomu from your various posts on buddhism, it occurs to me you speak totally from a zen buddhist perspective.

have you ever read buddha's original teachings as reported in the pali canon ?

Yes. Zen and tao are very similar.
No, I have never read them.

[Mr Nobody]

Yes. Zen and tao are very similar.
No, I have never read them.

Zen = the sound of one hand clapping

[Fatpanda]

Yes. Zen and tao are very similar.
No, I have never read them.

yes zen and tao are very similar - you should read the pali canon.

[MAXX]

Zen = the sound of one hand fapping

fixed it for you

[James Phoenix]

Finaly, James. Wake up from your dream.
Your posts are full of fantasy.
Thats not the post of more than 150yrs old guy.
If you really are more than 100yrs old, you should be more free from the social concept.
But you are still saying,"Great Beast","Great Mass"...etc. Thats a human concept who need some kind of "mesia" or "Help".
So, you are nothing special.

Even if you dont notice, your concept is that of judeochristian.

You shouldn't speak to your elders like that Kimono. What are you, like 29 or something?

I'll correct you on some of the falsehoods you espouse:
First of all, your Zen is wrong; Buddha never wanted people worshipping his image. In fact, his original teachings are actually closer to Order of Nephilim teachings. We don't have beliefs--we have teachings. Beliefs are for people that aren't sure; we have sacred knowledge passed down by Nephilim.
We have to speak in terms contemporary human understanding. The bible is true as a document recounting actual events--however timeline and other aspects have been skewed by the Christian faction. There are only Nephilim--all other Gods are false (human) Gods.

Teachings of The Order of Nephilim:

*Exaltation of Self; empowerment of individuals.
*Achieving perfect communism through capitalism and fascism.
*Achieving perfect peace through war.
*Achieving the perfect body.
*Achieving the final state of all life.
*The only universal (objective) truths. (You won't find this in Rand)
*Reconciliation of opposing factions/viewpoints.
*The truth about Vampires and Werewolves.
*The truth about Daemonic entities.
*Shocking revelations about human past and future.
*The coming of THE GREAT BEAST
*The coming of The Nephilim
*The coming of The GREAT MASS.
*The end of the Universe.

We are The Order of Nephilim, and we are here to save you.
All followers will gain eternal life and GOD status.

[kyomu]

You shouldn't speak to your elders like that Kimono. What are you, like 29 or something?

I'll correct you on some of the falsehoods you espouse:
First of all, your Zen is wrong; Buddha never wanted people worshipping his image. In fact, his original teachings are actually closer to Order of Nephilim teachings. We don't have beliefs--we have teachings. Beliefs are for people that aren't sure; we have sacred knowledge passed down by Nephilim.
We have to speak in terms contemporary human understanding. The bible is true as a document recounting actual events--however timeline and other aspects have been skewed by the Christian faction. There are only Nephilim--all other Gods are false (human) Gods.

Teachings of The Order of Nephilim:

*Exaltation of Self; empowerment of individuals.
*Achieving perfect communism through capitalism and fascism.
*Achieving perfect peace through war.
*Achieving the perfect body.
*Achieving the final state of all life.
*The only universal (objective) truths. (You won't find this in Rand)
*Reconciliation of opposing factions/viewpoints.
*The truth about Vampires and Werewolves.
*The truth about Daemonic entities.
*Shocking revelations about human past and future.
*The coming of THE GREAT BEAST
*The coming of The Nephilim
*The coming of The GREAT MASS.
*The end of the Universe.

We are The Order of Nephilim, and we are here to save you.
All followers will gain eternal life and GOD status.

When did i worship something?
I always say to the people "When you forget that you are budist, you are real budist."
And you cant read the other peoples mind in spite of living long. Why? Cuz you are just a kid in reality.
Easily you are tempered. Why? because you are just a kid.
Simple.

[nolotil]

You shouldn't speak to your elders like that Kimono. What are you, like 29 or something?

I'll correct you on some of the falsehoods you espouse:
First of all, your Zen is wrong; Buddha never wanted people worshipping his image. In fact, his original teachings are actually closer to Order of Nephilim teachings. We don't have beliefs--we have teachings. Beliefs are for people that aren't sure; we have sacred knowledge passed down by Nephilim.
We have to speak in terms contemporary human understanding. The bible is true as a document recounting actual events--however timeline and other aspects have been skewed by the Christian faction. There are only Nephilim--all other Gods are false (human) Gods.

Teachings of The Order of Nephilim:

*Exaltation of Self; empowerment of individuals.
*Achieving perfect communism through capitalism and fascism.
*Achieving perfect peace through war.
*Achieving the perfect body.
*Achieving the final state of all life.
*The only universal (objective) truths. (You won't find this in Rand)
*Reconciliation of opposing factions/viewpoints.
*The truth about Vampires and Werewolves.
*The truth about Daemonic entities.
*Shocking revelations about human past and future.
*The coming of THE GREAT BEAST
*The coming of The Nephilim
*The coming of The GREAT MASS.
*The end of the Universe.

We are The Order of Nephilim, and we are here to save you.
All followers will gain eternal life and GOD status.

i dont understand anything of your posts. 

[Tyr]

When did i worship something?
I always say to the people "When you forget that you are budist, you are real budist."
And you cant read the other peoples mind in spite of living long. Why? Cuz you are just a kid in reality.
Easily you are tempered. Why? because you are just a kid.
Simple.

Goes along with

When you meet the buddha-kill the buddha
When you meet your father - kill your father

[Fatpanda]

Goes along with

When you meet the buddha-kill the buddha
When you meet your father - kill your father

no

[kyomu]

Goes along with

When you meet the buddha-kill the buddha
When you meet your father - kill your father

Thats a famous Zen frase.

[Tyr]

Thats a famous Zen frase.

came across it in Saiyuki

[kyomu]

came across it in Saiyuki

Oh really? Original Saiyuki is made of Taoism and Budism aspect.

[Tyr]

Oh really? Original Saiyuki is made of Taoism and Budism aspect.

I thought it was  zen buddhism. Saiyuki was a good series.
Along with GTO

[kyomu]

I thought it was  zen buddhism. Saiyuki was a good series.
Along with GTO

The real  novel of Saiyuki is really long and written by various authors through ages.
As you know, Son gokuh´s real name is Saitentaisei(Qítiān Dàshèng). Thats a god of Taoism.
And, he was rocked as a prisoner by Shakyamuni(Buda himself).
Also, before he fight against a monster, he talks about his tao training(Neidan-Internal alchemy).
Its quite interesting for the people like me who train Taoism.
In universities of japan and China, several doctors study this novel and making some interesting assertions.
Quite interesting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_West

[Fatpanda]

i know it well: MONKEY MAGIC



regardless buddha would never agree with killing, himself or your father.

[kyomu]

i know it well: MONKEY MAGIC



regardless buddha would never agree with killing, himself or your father.

I think the best movie which express Budism and Taoism is The Matrix and The ghost in the shell

[kyomu]

regardless buddha would never agree with killing, himself or your father.

When you are doing meditation, you see sevaral things as if you are seeing in the real world.
The theme of zen is the crucial liberty and truth. From what? Its Ego. Ego is our mind itself coming from our experience and prejudice. This ego give you pain of regret and feeling of guilty and pain. In certain point of view, we are all possed by ego and dreaming.
So, since our mind is made of prejudice, how can we choose good thing and bad thing? And if that choice is coming from our ego, keeping on making choices justify the existance of our ego, isnt it?

Thats why they say its better to deny everything included "good thing". If you deny 100%, there is no longer agree or deny there.
So you are free from your ego and the pain caused by it.

[Fatpanda]

I think the best movie which express Budism and Taoism is The Matrix and The ghost in the shell

i agree, and don't forget wild things - we need to love each other 

[EL Mariachi]

Ha, actually, it is beleived that orgasm expends a  lot of "chi", call it the Sex Force. With enough "sex force", one can cause small tremors...

**BTW, in Hindu and Bhuddism the first or lowest chakra is in the groin...so there maybe some truth to what i just joked about

you re talkin bout kundalini energy here, everybody has it. kundalini energy is usually not used by people, you only release a little when someone is in pain, like in an accident, kundalini acts like a reliever for the pain, they say you release some kundalini during orgasm too. I wouldnt fuck around with kundalini energy though, its too powerful, and if you re not ready for it you can become crazy.

those chakra's are real too, i actually alligned all my chakra's. how do i know i alligned them? i opened up my 3rd eye chakra (pineal gland) during meditation, for this accomplishemt all the chakra's need to pe alligned and work properly without energy blokkades. I experienced some heated bodytemperature in my forehead during meditation, didnt like it, that was a sign of energy blokkade and that im using kundalini energy. What it was actually was my 3rd eye that is located behind the forehead was trying to open. And when it endeed opened all the tension in my forehead went away and i felt the bliss, also i can see things with my eyes closed, its like you travel trough a tunnel with amazing lights and colours, one time some kind of angel appeared coming towards me, had these huge wings. And that after just 5 months of meditating. Im not there yet to be able to astro travel, working on it.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Hi Sev

Say hi to Hitler and Steward Swerdlow from me

[Fatpanda]

you re talkin bout kundalini energy here, everybody has it. kundalini energy is usually not used by people, you only release a little when someone is in pain, like in an accident, kundalini acts like a reliever for the pain, they say you release some kundalini during orgasm too. I wouldnt fuck around with kundalini energy though, its too powerful, and if you re not ready for it you can become crazy.

those chakra's are real too, i actually alligned all my chakra's. how do i know i alligned them? i opened up my 3rd eye chakra (pineal gland) during meditation, for this accomplishemt all the chakra's need to pe alligned and work properly without energy blokkades. I experienced some heated bodytemperature in my forehead during meditation, didnt like it, that was a sign of energy blokkade and that im using kundalini energy. What it was actually was my 3rd eye that is located behind the forehead was trying to open. And when it endeed opened all the tension in my forehead went away and i felt the bliss, also i can see things with my eyes closed, its like you travel trough a tunnel with amazing lights and colours, one time some kind of angel appeared coming towards me, had these huge wings. And that after just 5 months of meditating. Im not there yet to be able to astro travel, working on it.

if you manage to open your 3rd eye, forget about astral travel you will be able to do/know a lot more.

tell us more.

what brought you to meditation? which techniques do you use ? which doctrine to you ascribe to if any ?

[uberman09]

Yes, that's right.
Almost forever.

The GOD that created us spliced our genes with bats, and also drastically increased telomere length through germline engineering.
This makes us the perfect assassins. If we aren't successful in one generation, we will be in several. Our patience is great.

However, I am using my knowledge of the past to inform people in the present of our future.

There will be two critical events:

1. The emergence of the Great Beast (so-called by Christians).
2. The emergence of the Great Mass.

The Great Beast will arrive within most of your life times and alter you in ways that will forever change humanity.
This will create a great divide, between the Christians that claim we are playing God, and those that support the Great Beast.
Those that support the Great Beast gain eternal life on Earth and freedom from disease and suffering.

There will be a long period of prosperity.

And then there will be the emergence of the Great Mass.

you re saying you ve been looking like an emo fagish teen since 163 years?

must suck to be you.

[Meso_z]

[Fatpanda]

you re saying you ve been looking like an emo fagish teen since 163 years?

must suck to be you.

shocking !

even when your a 163 year old cross dressing vampire assassin twink with bat genetics you still get no respect 

[EL Mariachi]

if you manage to open your 3rd eye, forget about astral travel you will be able to do/know a lot more.

tell us more.

what brought you to meditation? which techniques do you use ? which doctrine to you ascribe to if any ?

well, i do tend to see things when the eye gets activated, it feels like traveling in a way.
what brought me to meditation? need to improve myself. you do get a better knowledge about your ''self'' and the world around you.

i dont use any particular techniques, i just sit in a yogi style, lately i dont even need to sit like that, i get in a deep state. dont think, closed eyes. I really didnt go after 3rd eye opening it happened by itself, its a great feeling when it opens the first time.