Why Do Women Write This

[Mars]

an ego as fragile as johnynonames body.

[Mars]

[newmom]

The question is... why are you looking at single 40 year old woman, logic should tell you that if a 40 year old
woman hasnt found a partner yet chances are there is something horrible wrong with her.
Second as an unspoken but well known rule you should always shoot for a partner half of your size and half of your age.

Hope this helps

Whoa hold on a second. Im a 40 year old single woman. Does not mean something is wrong. Maybe I dont settle for bullshit..Goodness. Stark I thought you were better than to make a statement like that

[newmom]

I find that kind of sites funny actually.

I like how womens like to put pics of kids and pets in their profiles ...like  men really care how her puppy or cat looks like....

Really men on match.com put pictures of their kids ALOT..Ugh to me its disrespectful, I think its their way of trying to tug on the heart strings of women..

[Kwon]

Reason women write that shit is because we dudes do the same thing, only difference is that we write that we are 309lbs beasts with 24" biceps, 13" ironsausages, that are millionaires / members of MENSA / bang supermodels every day, are "ufc-fighters" wearing "tapout-shirts" and so forth.

[Parker]

Really men on match.com put pictures of their kids ALOT..Ugh to me its disrespectful, I think its their way of trying to tug on the heart strings of women..

Maybe that's why they haven't made a match.

[tendonitis]

Because writing:

I'm a woman that needs attention (don't we all!?) 24 hours a day.  I'll rarely go a minute without thinking about my body, which is amazing considering how obese I am! lol  
I'm looking for a man who thinks equality for the sexes means "Men do all the yard work, snow shoveling, bug killing, children disciplining, and wage earning; while cleaning, cooking, and doing laundry is shared responsibility (Unless I'm PMSing...then you do it all. lol ....j/k!).

If you're interested in completely random late-night fights about who the fuck knows what, random "shut downs" on sexual intercourse (while expecting you to continue doing all the "man's" work and 50% of the "woman's work," and going to my Parent's house to spend entire days seeing the obnoxious "princess" behavior on display in front of the two shit baskets that made me the self-obsessing attention whore "princess" I am.....Then please contact me.

(If I act aloof when you call, it's because I'm busy doing jagerbombs and body shots off every 20 year old hot body girl I can find to make sure everyone knows I'm "all about" having fun!)

Hope to have you buy me dinner soon!  


Would put people off.  
Lying is just a better move for women her age.

HAHAHA  hilarious!!  and so true!