Author Topic: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame (Read 18259 times)

Matt C · « **Reply #25 on:** December 22, 2009, 08:48:19 PM »

Quote from: uberman09 on December 22, 2009, 05:30:42 PM

the problem with globalized politically correct multiculturalism is that it always seems nice and cool in the ads and holywood movies, but in reality it's a whole lot different story. People tend to stick to their own kind based on skin color essentially and it still remains to be seen how the very few interracial relationships that started during the last trend will end for both men and women, and their kids if they happen to breed.

In the end you have more and more single dysfunctionnal parents, families, and kids with no roots , no education and huge identity issues who in return will contribute to pollute society and fail to be socially functionnal.

Very well said. Multiculturalism looks very pleasant in government posters and so on, but in reality it results in tension, hostility, and racial strife.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #26 on:** December 22, 2009, 09:34:36 PM »

Quote from: Matt C on December 22, 2009, 08:48:19 PM

Very well said. Multiculturalism looks very pleasant in government posters and so on, but in reality it results in tension, hostility, and racial strife.

haha no it doesn't

Special Ed · « **Reply #27 on:** December 22, 2009, 09:51:28 PM »

Get this movie a BODY BAG!!

cross-of-iron · « **Reply #28 on:** December 22, 2009, 10:00:54 PM »

Quote from: big_mal on December 22, 2009, 08:39:56 PM

that shit looks kind of dope to me

Why, cause he's a black?

Matt C · « **Reply #29 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:01:30 AM »

Quote from: Big Poppa J on December 22, 2009, 09:34:36 PM

haha no it doesn't

Oh ok, so 50,000 whites murdered by blacks, one million white women raped by blacks, race riots, race based lawsuits, interracial gang violence, white police officers arresting blacks for trivial things like weed, and various ethnic groups continually stating that they are treated with racism and discrimination rampantly by white people must just be a figment of my imagination.

Thank you for enlightening me.

PS - you live in 80%+ white Canada so it is NOT multicultural here so you cannot use Canada as an example. Canada is the closest country to a white supremacist's dream there is. Apparently Big Poppa J likes it that way? Are there things, "Big Poppa "?

Petrucci · « **Reply #30 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:54:14 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on December 22, 2009, 05:31:59 PM

That little shit was one annoying brat in The day the earth stood still.

i completely agree, that kid alone destroyed the movie

gordiano · « **Reply #31 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:56:49 AM »

What a fucking shame. Hope this shit movie bombs. $:-\$

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #32 on:** December 23, 2009, 04:37:13 AM »

Quote from: Alex23 on December 22, 2009, 06:29:25 PM

Who gives a fucking shit... K-Kid wasn't that much of a classic anyway...

This place is gaying up pretty bad... all I see is threads about Lady Gogo, brittany murphy's broken heart overdosing and related popCul shit... many are showing their true colors of penile clockers..

You're the biggest fucking penile clocker on this board tubby.

rocket · « **Reply #33 on:** December 23, 2009, 05:01:43 AM »

Yet another remake where they take all the naive lameness of the original (a massive factor in making a cult movie), suck it out and think that the poorly conceived story which sucked 20 years ago, can stand on its own. Add in a good old fashioned, no class, hiphop injection and you've got a 3/10'er.

I wonder how many people would flock to see a white version of shaft? Some characters are racially set in stone. Who the hell wants to watch a budding romance for a 10 year old kid? That angle is out the window, too.

Hopefully the makers will suffer financially. Once again, the talentless reign supreme in hollywood.

the_steevo_uk · « **Reply #34 on:** December 23, 2009, 05:57:39 AM »

Quote from: BIG DUB on December 22, 2009, 07:43:17 PM

Should be called the Kung-fu Kid.

yeah that was the first thing i was thinking of too...a chinese dude teaching karate???

GTF outta here!!

Flexb · « **Reply #35 on:** December 23, 2009, 06:26:39 AM »

Quote from: Matt C on December 23, 2009, 03:01:30 AM

Oh ok, so 50,000 whites murdered by blacks, one million white women raped by blacks, race riots, race based lawsuits, interracial gang violence, white police officers arresting blacks for trivial things like weed, and various ethnic groups continually stating that they are treated with racism and discrimination rampantly by white people must just be a figment of my imagination.

Thank you for enlightening me.

PS - you live in 80%+ white Canada so it is NOT multicultural here so you cannot use Canada as an example. Canada is the closest country to a white supremacist's dream there is. Apparently Big Poppa J likes it that way? Are there things, "Big Poppa "?

I guess you've never been to Toronto

uberman09 · « **Reply #36 on:** December 23, 2009, 06:35:26 AM »

Quote from: Flexb on December 23, 2009, 06:26:39 AM

I guess you've never been to Toronto

exactly...

or mtl or quebec...

io856 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 23, 2009, 06:45:38 AM »

Quote from: uberman09 on December 22, 2009, 05:30:42 PM

the problem with globalized politically correct multiculturalism is that it always seems nice and cool in the ads and holywood movies, but in reality it's a whole lot different story. People tend to stick to their own kind based on skin color essentially and it still remains to be seen how the very few interracial relationships that started during the last trend will end for both men and women, and their kids if they happen to breed.

In the end you have more and more single dysfunctionnal parents, families, and kids with no roots , no education and huge identity issues who in return will contribute to pollute society and fail to be socially functionnal.

this is very correct as much as I would have liked for it to work

it simply doesn't

jesusbod · « **Reply #38 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:03:54 AM »

Wait till it comes out on DVD or VOD and watch it that way so you won't be caught going see it in a Movie Theater....

Rome · « **Reply #39 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:25:44 AM »

Quote from: Tyr on December 22, 2009, 07:51:48 PM

Exactly.

The kid should have moved to Japan to be a "karate" kid.

I agree that these remakes are getting rather tedious. Its sad that all these "hollywood" writers can't come up with a fresh concept without relying on past material.

The new generation(this would include new script writers) are a bunch fucking dummies with 4 min attention spans! None of them can write so of course they have to do old scripts over and over again. The sub 25 year olds I work with write and spell like they're 12. Dumb asses write like they're texting.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #40 on:** December 23, 2009, 09:26:13 AM »

This isn't a movie a dude goes to see by himself or a date..this is a movie meant to take your kids, nephews/nieces to see...not a whole lot of kid friendly movies out there so its nice to be able to take them out.

I'll end up seeing it with my kid.

Special Ed · « **Reply #41 on:** December 23, 2009, 09:27:24 AM »

The first mistake was not calling it 'The MMA Kid'. Just think of how many Tapout-Afflicted teens would flock to see this if instead of 'taking jacket off', Miyagi had him doing 'Rear Naked Pokes'.

Missed opportunity IMHO.

Nails · « **Reply #42 on:** December 23, 2009, 09:36:04 AM »

Wiggs · « **Reply #43 on:** December 23, 2009, 09:43:48 AM »

1. This movie

...This kid is worse than Daniel-son
2. MattC throws out the same stats over and over...Yet what is he doing about it? Not a damn thing...What a credit you are...

Now go lift weights and get "buff" then log on and oogle over ebony mountains of muscle...

Devon97 · « **Reply #44 on:** December 23, 2009, 09:58:00 AM »

THe only good part about the preview was watching the little darkie get his ass kicked for flirting with the chink!

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #45 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:33:07 PM »

I'm sorry, but at least it looks entertaining. I'm in. I loved him in the cab (going to Bel Air). That last line had him sounding like his father.

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #46 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:35:08 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on December 23, 2009, 09:27:24 AM

The first mistake was not calling it 'The MMA Kid'. Just think of how many Tapout-Afflicted teens would flock to see this if instead of 'taking jacket off', Miyagi had him doing 'Rear Naked Pokes'.

Missed opportunity IMHO.

You mean Mr. Miyagi would be naked poking him from the rear? Damn preeeevert!

Seriously, MMA would be hilarious in the sequel. Gina Carano could show him the love of a woman.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #47 on:** December 23, 2009, 12:55:02 PM »

Haha!!....back in the day a young polychronopolous actually thought that Daniel Larusso was a legit bad ass....

disco_stu · « **Reply #48 on:** December 23, 2009, 01:31:08 PM »

the original was majorly shite too.

cant see how they'd be able to make a worse movie.

i remember back in the day thinking how this skinny twink with very average skills could beat the dudes he was against.

makes me cringe just thinking about it.

classic?- maybe..but not for the right reasons.

classically crap, no doubt.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #49 on:** December 23, 2009, 01:35:14 PM »

What a fucking atrocity... smith's kid can't act for shit, this is the world we live in today

Author Topic: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame (Read 18259 times)

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