Author Topic: Karate Kid remake, What a fu Cking Shame (Read 18255 times)

uberman09 · « **Reply #50 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:00:33 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on December 23, 2009, 01:35:14 PM

What a fucking atrocity... smith's kid can't act for shit, this is the world we live in today

like his father can...

Nails · « **Reply #51 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:02:50 PM »

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #52 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:07:30 PM »

Quote from: Captain Equipoise on December 23, 2009, 01:35:14 PM

What a fucking atrocity... smith's kid can't act for shit, this is the world we live in today

Do you think that kid would have gotten that role without his Dad?

Just like Bruce Willis' daughter------ZERO TALENT

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #53 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:23:23 PM »

The racism is so strong here. People are acting as if they're redoing 'Citizen Kane'. MattC and Uber are especially tool-like. Uber with his pulled-out the ass social commentary and MattC with his shite-twist stats.

Just for that, I'm buying two tickets!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #54 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:26:45 PM »

HAHAHA black karate kid. Since when do black kids not resort to 2X4s or guns to end a fight. HAHAHAHAHAHA

uberman09 · « **Reply #55 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:27:25 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on December 23, 2009, 02:26:45 PM

HAHAHA black karate kid. Since when do black kids not resort to 2X4s or guns to ~~end~~ start a fight. HAHAHAHAHAHA

fixed

Quote from: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 02:23:23 PM

The racism is so strong here. People are acting as if they're redoing 'Citizen Kane'. MattC and Uber are especially tool-like. Uber with his pulled-out the ass social commentary and MattC with his shite-twist stats.

Just for that, I'm buying two tickets!

oh, and nice avatar btw.

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #56 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:29:00 PM »

Quote from: Smokincrazy on December 23, 2009, 02:07:30 PM

Do you think that kid would have gotten that role without his Dad? Just like Bruce Willis' daughter------ZERO TALENT

So true, I can't stand when hollywood tries to milk a dead cow by redoing a movie (sometimes 2 or 3 times)
it';s fucking retarded, just make some new shit you talentless losers!!! they won't give new writer's/director's a chance because they know they can probably milk a dying franchise before they reach the 'straight to dvd' line...so fucking sad, they made the punisher and incredible hulk movie >>> 3 FUCKING TIMES <<< in 20 years for fuck's sake.

kiwiol · « **Reply #57 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:30:16 PM »

They could remake Dune. Would be cool to see it with a good cast, director and today's special effects.

uberman09 · « **Reply #58 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:30:52 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on December 23, 2009, 02:30:16 PM

They could remake Dune. Would be cool to see it with a good cast, director and today's special effects.

no.

kiwiol · « **Reply #59 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:32:03 PM »

Quote from: uberman09 on December 23, 2009, 02:30:52 PM

no.

You are a hard man to please, lol

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #60 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM »

Didn't SciFi already do that, Kiwi? I heard it was decent.

kiwiol · « **Reply #61 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:39:33 PM »

Quote from: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 02:32:35 PM

Didn't SciFi already do that, Kiwi? I heard it was decent.

I just looked it up and apparently, there was a 3-part, 6 hr remake that was made for TV, that's not too shabby. I'll have to check it out.

And it looks like they are indeed remaking the actual movie itself, although they aren't shooting yet.

Matt C · « **Reply #62 on:** December 23, 2009, 06:38:39 PM »

Quote from: brooklynbruiser on December 23, 2009, 02:23:23 PM

The racism is so strong here. People are acting as if they're redoing 'Citizen Kane'. MattC and Uber are especially tool-like. Uber with his pulled-out the ass social commentary and MattC with his shite-twist stats.

Just for that, I'm buying two tickets!

Quote from: io856 on December 23, 2009, 06:45:38 AM

this is very correct as much as I would have liked for it to work

it simply doesn't

Exactly. What could be better than every racial group in the world living together in harmony? That would be like a dream come true to so many people whose lives are defined by race based conflict and strife.

I consider multiculturalism to be a very nice ideal, but sadly, I don't see it happening.

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #63 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:06:20 PM »

Doesn't seem to bother the ones doing just fine without us, so I'm good.

Pollux · « **Reply #64 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:12:41 PM »

How fucking gay! Should have left the original alone!

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #65 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:16:16 PM »

Quote from: Pollux on December 23, 2009, 08:12:41 PM

How fucking gay! Should have left the original alone!

X2

Special Ed · « **Reply #66 on:** December 23, 2009, 11:16:16 PM »

"Konique, SWEEP THE LEG!" just won't have the same ring to it.

Pollux · « **Reply #67 on:** December 24, 2009, 04:48:20 AM »

Quote from: Tre on December 22, 2009, 05:32:28 PM

That's not Cobra Kai!

That's not Johnny Lawrence!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #68 on:** December 24, 2009, 04:59:53 AM »

Is Elisabeth Shue going to finally get her tits out?

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #69 on:** December 24, 2009, 09:14:21 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on December 24, 2009, 04:59:53 AM

Is Elisabeth Shue going to finally get her tits out?

That bitch was cute back in the day

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #70 on:** December 24, 2009, 09:21:17 AM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on December 23, 2009, 12:55:02 PM

Haha!!....back in the day a young polychronopolous actually thought that Daniel Larusso was a legit bad ass....

An 11 year old 'Voice of Doom' may have spent a few hours practicing the 'crane' kick! The final scene still brings a smile to my face...and I've always had a thing for Elizabeth Shue.

ironneck · « **Reply #71 on:** December 24, 2009, 10:01:57 AM »

is that will smith's bastard?

BIG ACH · « **Reply #72 on:** December 24, 2009, 10:06:42 AM »

Don't jump on me guys, but I actually don't think it looks that bad. When I heard the Smith kid was doing it, I was like "oh god this will be terrible" but after seeing the preview it actually looks alright, kinda wanna see it now :-)

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #73 on:** December 24, 2009, 10:08:12 AM »

Quote from: Flexb on December 23, 2009, 06:26:39 AM

I guess you've never been to Toronto

all big cities have the negroidals in them. 99% of Illinois coloreds live in Chicago, it's just how it is.

America's still over 70% white as a nation, yet you'd never know it looking at a big city.

ironneck · « **Reply #74 on:** December 24, 2009, 10:08:20 AM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on December 24, 2009, 10:06:42 AM

Don't jump on me guys, but I actually don't think it looks that bad. When I heard the Smith kid was doing it, I was like "oh god this will be terrible" but after seeing the preview it actually looks alright, kinda wanna see it now :-)

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