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MORTALCOIL

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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2010, 08:21:40 AM »
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2010, 08:22:45 AM »
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2010, 08:46:22 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on January 06, 2010, 07:42:01 AM
read it on fox news while lecturing tiger woods on marital infidelities.
That's not Brit Hume
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2010, 08:47:16 AM »
the wife has been pestering me to "devote daily time to the Word"

divorce your wife
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2010, 09:17:37 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on January 05, 2010, 10:55:15 PM
the wife has been pestering me to "devote daily time to the Word"
i tried a few months ago to start from the very beginning but got bored/lost in the indices somewhere

how do i start exactly? by that i mean what page? i see she kinda jumps around so i get the feeling that i shouldnt read cover to cover like i do with my leisure stories.

anything i should read BEFORE i start reading the bible? like do you need a certain basic level of religiousity or religious knowledge before beginning?

Epic newbie joined this site to preach the word of God.  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Danimal77

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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2010, 09:18:37 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on January 05, 2010, 10:55:15 PM
the wife has been pestering me to "devote daily time to the Word"
i tried a few months ago to start from the very beginning but got bored/lost in the indices somewhere

how do i start exactly? by that i mean what page? i see she kinda jumps around so i get the feeling that i shouldnt read cover to cover like i do with my leisure stories.

anything i should read BEFORE i start reading the bible? like do you need a certain basic level of religiousity or religious knowledge before beginning?

Also newbie is admitting to being PUSSY WHIPPED...  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2010, 11:40:41 AM »
read it with a WHOLE LOT of this
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2010, 11:43:25 AM »
Romans is a good book to start with in the Bible.
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2010, 11:48:49 AM »
where does it discuss Jesus' cycle?
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2010, 12:09:22 PM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on January 06, 2010, 08:21:40 AM
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
beautifully summerized
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Rami

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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2010, 12:20:04 PM »
The Lord Of The Rings is better than Bible.
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Topskin69

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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2010, 12:33:14 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on January 06, 2010, 07:44:49 AM
With a grain of salt.

I expected better from you chimps....  :-[
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #37 on: January 06, 2010, 12:51:39 PM »
PM and ask this dude tonymctones....he seems to know it all...to the point that if your beliefs differ from his he will make u "look foolish in regards to your beliefs on religion".....
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2010, 01:06:18 PM »
Not.
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wavelength

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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2010, 01:17:57 PM »
Quote from: SimplyHuge on January 06, 2010, 08:39:33 AM
If you ask them...how did we get here then?  They will start going into their RELIGION of the big bang, evolution, etc, etc.  They werent around when the world was created, yet they BELIEVE they know HOW it was created.  That is called FAITH.  They believe in their BIG BANG....and others believe in GOD.  Both are religious and require faith.  They just "think" they are being scientific and that theirs is not religious.

No, the bible is spiritual scripture and science is science. There is no competition.
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2010, 01:19:06 PM »
Quote from: marty31672 on January 05, 2010, 10:55:15 PM
the wife has been pestering me to "devote daily time to the Word"
i tried a few months ago to start from the very beginning but got bored/lost in the indices somewhere

how do i start exactly? by that i mean what page? i see she kinda jumps around so i get the feeling that i shouldnt read cover to cover like i do with my leisure stories.

anything i should read BEFORE i start reading the bible? like do you need a certain basic level of religiousity or religious knowledge before beginning?

use the Wii version
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2010, 01:34:25 PM »
am i the only one who is not understanding the meaning behind a grain of salt?  :-[
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2010, 01:53:39 PM »
Quote from: marty31672 on January 05, 2010, 10:55:15 PM
the wife has been pestering me to "devote daily time to the Word"
i tried a few months ago to start from the very beginning but got bored/lost in the indices somewhere

how do i start exactly? by that i mean what page? i see she kinda jumps around so i get the feeling that i shouldnt read cover to cover like i do with my leisure stories.

anything i should read BEFORE i start reading the bible? like do you need a certain basic level of religiousity or religious knowledge before beginning?
                                                      repent the end is near.....
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2010, 02:04:12 PM »
Quote from: WillGrant on January 06, 2010, 02:59:00 AM
Good toilet paper
...along with your magazine cover shots >:(
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2010, 02:21:34 PM »
Quote from: SimplyHuge on January 06, 2010, 02:03:20 PM
wavelength...your not getting the point. 

science is science, BUT evolution, big bang theory, etc. etc. etc.....are NOT science.  everyone seems to think they are being scientific though when they say they BELIEVE in the big bang, etc.  those ideas are not based on scientific FACT, but on BELIEF. 
Um. I don't think you have the slightest idea how science works.  :-\
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wavelength

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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2010, 02:37:49 PM »
Quote from: SimplyHuge on January 06, 2010, 02:03:20 PM
wavelength...your not getting the point. 

science is science, BUT evolution, big bang theory, etc. etc. etc.....are NOT science.  everyone seems to think they are being scientific though when they say they BELIEVE in the big bang, etc.  those ideas are not based on scientific FACT, but on BELIEF. 

Yes they are science. What you mean is pseudo-philosphical babble around the scientific theories of evolution and the big bang. This babbel could in fact be called belief.
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2010, 03:10:06 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on January 06, 2010, 02:21:34 PM
Um. I don't think you have the slightest idea how science works.  :-\
Generally the findings of the so-called "science" in this matter is based on each persons own biases.
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2010, 03:13:37 PM »
I find the lack of rape in this thread very disturbing
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Re: how should i read the bible?
« Reply #48 on: January 06, 2010, 03:17:05 PM »
I would go with Scientology.
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Re: how should i read the bible?
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