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steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« on: January 12, 2010, 05:12:21 AM »
My god the guy's a first class retard, what was he thinking


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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 05:17:44 AM »
So a Trottl  :D

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 05:17:55 AM »
My god the guy's a first class retard, what was he thinking



Well, what he's thinking is making money by doing a new show...not a bad premise.

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2010, 05:24:18 AM »

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 05:25:18 AM »
Well, what he's thinking is making money by doing a new show...not a bad premise.

Try to look past the obvious here Chick, of course hes not doing this for laughs and giggles - but the "show" as such is incredible cheesy.

Do you really think (and you should be qualified to answer this question) a lot of police men and woman use grips and techniques to wrestle somebody to the ground?
theres a good book from Mark Baker in where he antonym interviews members of the lawenforce mt, one of the short testimonies was a young Rockie who did not believe his older much more experienced partner that at times you have to use your stick and necessary force to get some big dumb guy to comply with you, the Rockie tested his famous arm grip which was pretty useless until the older cop had enough and just hit the guy over the head not hard enough to crack his skill but hard enough to get his attention.
His Quote was: if you want to dance with them go ahead but what you have to understand is that these people don't want to be arrested and will try anything to not get arrested, they have a lot more to loose then you have.

Point is - this show is just tailored for Segal to make him look good and doesn't really reflect day to day work - which is (if I can quote a friend I have who is in lawenforment) more a social council job.

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 05:27:58 AM »
I could outrun him.

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 05:29:43 AM »
Try to look past the obvious here Chick, of course hes not doing this for laughs and giggles - but the "show" as such is incredible cheesy.

Do you really think (and you should be qualified to answer this question) a lot of police men and woman use grips and techniques to wrestle somebody to the ground?
theres a good book from Mark Baker in where he antonym interviews members of the lawenforce mt, one of the short testimonies was a young Rockie who did not believe his older much more experienced partner that at times you have to use your stick and necessary force to get some big dumb guy to comply with you, the Rockie tested his famous arm grip which was pretty useless until the older cop had enough and just hit the guy over the head not hard enough to crack his skill but hard enough to get his attention.
His Quote was: if you want to dance with them go ahead but what you have to understand is that these people don't want to be arrested and will try anything to not get arrested, they have a lot more to loose then you have.

Point is - this show is just tailored for Segal to make him look good and doesn't really reflect day to day work - which is (if I can quote a friend I have who is in lawenforment) more a social council job.

Actually, we did learn many grips and techniques in the police academy...you are "supposed" to use escalating levels of force, depending on the situation and what it calls for. Many f the techniques Segal uses would be VERY effective in making a takedown much easier and less potential for injury to the officer(s)...


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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2010, 05:36:37 AM »
"This is not Hollywood, this is real......straight to video material".

Fixed.

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2010, 05:37:10 AM »
Actually, we did learn many grips and techniques in the police academy...you are "supposed" to use escalating levels of force, depending on the situation and what it calls for. Many f the techniques Segal uses would be VERY effective in making a takedown much easier and less potential for injury to the officer(s)...



that was not the question, I can imagine that you learn all these grips and such, but do you actually use them?

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2010, 06:02:12 AM »
Ha ha that is so cheesy
be is so fat can he even kick anymore
 al let's hope if he comes across a tough guy with a gun the guy throws the gun away and gets real close so seagal can do his famous patty cake hand moves and look good on camera
hahaha  what do these famous guys do with their money that they have to return in old age to do foolishness like this :-\
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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2010, 06:14:07 AM »
Actually, we did learn many grips and techniques in the police academy...you are "supposed" to use escalating levels of force, depending on the situation and what it calls for. Many f the techniques Segal uses would be VERY effective in making a takedown much easier and less potential for injury to the officer(s)...



 Go straight to the Taser. The most non-lethal take down option available. Things are freaking golden!! No need to wrestle with anyone anymore..only on a very rare occasion.

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2010, 06:18:36 AM »
lol he's holding his gun exactly like he does in the movies - yeah try to hold it closer to the face :D :D

hahaha he worries about is team :D

Lol and his whole "team" sucks his balls :D :D :D

Okay saddle up ::)

lolol here's an eopisode


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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2010, 06:23:15 AM »
I bet you every real cop that is actual working is going to cringe and rolleyes

He acts like he is in the movies - thats friggen dangerous - a real cops complete nightmare

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2010, 06:32:05 AM »
I like when Segal talks all black. "yo maaan, who gun dis is here?" 

He never talked like that on fucken red carpet interviews.

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2010, 06:39:49 AM »
haha looks cool..

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2010, 07:11:44 AM »
I watched a few episodes. Much better than his recent movies and by that I mean virtually everything after 1992 except 'Exit Wounds'. Blaccent in full effect.

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2010, 07:14:15 AM »
He'd beat 99% of everyone on this boards ass...all while laughing...
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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2010, 07:15:16 AM »
Stork would love the show if Segal made a steroid bust.

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2010, 07:31:39 AM »
He'd beat 99% of everyone on this boards ass...all while laughing...
i could take him down.

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2010, 07:43:02 AM »
He'd beat 99% of everyone on this boards ass...all while laughing...
id say 100%.

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2010, 08:09:55 AM »
i'm working on a drinking game for this show

-every time SS says "as a martial artist", take a shot
-every time SS says "zen", take a shot
-every time SS tries to talk "black", take a shot

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2010, 08:22:08 AM »
Stork would love the show if Segal made a steroid bust.

hahah that would be awesome - think of the humiliation to the gym rat - Steven fucking segal busted me
Segal: you post on Getbig right?

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2010, 08:22:34 AM »
seagal is the fucking man

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Re: steven segal lawman hahah I cannot stop laughing
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2010, 08:26:08 AM »
Seagal has been a cop for 20 yrs? who knew?