A delusional player, who somehow can't get into a "situation", where a woman's legs are wrapped around his waist.
A 28 yr old man getting played by 23 yr old females
a guy that old shouldn't call potential sex "a situation". it was said when i realized that all those dudes are pushing 30 and still picking up ugly skinny fat 21 year olds on the jersey shore.
juiced to the tits all of them (except for "vinny"), 30, jobless, and "playaz" with "cadillac" tattoos on their body.
also, did you notice just how skanky and fucking filthy and ugly "jwoww" is? jesus, i fell in love with her tits on episode one, but she's sucked so many dicks since and is yet to shower that i can't share the same feelings for her anymore.