Who has been in a stripclub and what was your verdict?

[spinnis]

One of my boys fell in love with a crazy crackhead, all because he had a long dry spell.  As soon as they moved in together, she quit her job and left him responsible for ALL her bills.  His work went to shit, but he stayed with her for the sex.  Their future is not bright. 

Sounds like something wiggs would be ok with 

[Mr Nobody]

Bro, I had a dude in my office just freaking like you. He was with a former stripper for 4 yrs. Well, she like to spend. He moved her and her kids in his house. They broke up, she put holes all in the wall, and becuase she also helped with the bills (name not on house), she thought she was entitled. He's moving down south, she is acting like a freakin harpy's #### about everything. Because her meal ticket is gone. Dude was making bank too. He told me that he needed to stay away from those women, but the sex was great. I told him that with money in his pocket now, he could go down to Brazil and come back with something 10x better what he has now.

Understood, best sex I have ever had bro. Lucky no kids here. Brazil asses are hot but work will have to be done to obtain those hoes. I got to cut back the spending some how.

[NarcissisticDeity]

I did 3 times...I always felt like these woman look at you like the sad fucking old fucks that sit there...
Felt slightly uncomfortable

I went once in my life to see Jenna Jameson with a good friend who frequents strip clubs often . Huge waste of money $50 cover charge because Jenna was dancing , another $3 a pop for a dixie-cup full of soda ( I don't drink ) for that was $5 bucks a glass with tip ..factor in about 5 of those.

Lap dances at that time ( 1999 ) was $30 for two songs ..I didn't get any another $50 to have a picture taken with Jenna on my lap  and $20 for a t-shirt from Jenna

When I first walked in this chick walked about to me put her hands on my waist and asked if I wanted a lap dance , she was stunning most beautiful long black curly hair she was well tanned and had d-cup implants and a French manicure , now that I looked back on it I should have gotten that dance lol but I was a little apprehensive and shy , she moved right onto the next guy lol

The thing I noticed was there were a lot of girls that shouldn't have been there , some way to hot to be stripping and some had NO business stripping it was pretty diverse , most of the chicks I got the vibe absolutely did not want to be dancing for a living but the money was just to great so they were trapped and very few who looked really into it

I remember watching this petite girl with small natural b-cups she look like she really enjoyed the attention from men and enjoyed stripping but she was the exception to the rule ..I remember this guy kept putting ones in her garter and he kept trying to grab her ass and she was totally grossed out and she motioned for security and he warned dude " hands off "

While waiting in line to take a picture with Jenna some dude keep grabbing the strippers he was fucking bombed and security man handled him out of the place , clearing a path between our line while holding due by the arm , we took a picture if Jenna naked on my lap and she signed my shirt and that was my experience , I just never had the desire to go back and know many guys who go every weekend and spent $600 a night !

[Mr Nobody]

I went once in my life to see Jenna Jameson with a good friend who frequents strip clubs often . Huge waste of money $50 cover charge because Jenna was dancing , another $3 a pop for a dixie-cup full of soda ( I don't drink ) for that was $5 bucks a glass with tip ..factor in about 5 of those.

Lap dances at that time ( 1999 ) was $30 for two songs ..I didn't get any another $50 to have a picture taken with Jenna on my lap  and $20 for a t-shirt from Jenna

When I first walked in this chick walked about to me put her hands on my waist and asked if I wanted a lap dance , she was stunning most beautiful long black curly hair she was well tanned and had d-cup implants and a French manicure , now that I looked back on it I should have gotten that dance lol but I was a little apprehensive and shy , she moved right onto the next guy lol

The thing I noticed was there were a lot of girls that shouldn't have been there , some way to hot to be stripping and some had NO business stripping it was pretty diverse , most of the chicks I got the vibe absolutely did not want to be dancing for a living but the money was just to great so they were trapped and very few who looked really into it

I remember watching this petite girl with small natural b-cups she look like she really enjoyed the attention from men and enjoyed stripping but she was the exception to the rule ..I remember this guy kept putting ones in her garter and he kept trying to grab her ass and she was totally grossed out and she motioned for security and he warned dude " hands off "

While waiting in line to take a picture with Jenna some dude keep grabbing the strippers he was fucking bombed and security man handled him out of the place , clearing a path between our line while holding due by the arm , we took a picture if Jenna naked on my lap and she signed my shirt and that was my experience , I just never had the desire to go back and know many guys who go every weekend and spent $600 a night !

Fucking Nightmare ND

[Parker]

Understood, best sex I have ever had bro. Lucky no kids here. Brazil asses are hot but work will have to be done to obtain those hoes. I got to cut back the spending some how.

not really, in my area there are tons brazilian chicks, and then there are tons of them who are trickin, you see them at coming off the plane at BWI. Cut back the spending? Cut off the ho, the sex maybe off the chain, but in this scenario, a ho in the hand is not worth two in the bush. In these times, many a female is with a dude on a prostitution level. Meaning she is offering sex so that her bills and etc are paid. A menial job (office work) helps--shows that a woqmn is putting forth some effort. But ask yourself, if she was a educated woman making your money with benefits, would she still be around? Don't let her sex game  take you out, which I believe she is hoping for (don't know the chick, but I don't trust her already). If a person can't get it through their skull to stop wasting money, it's because they choose not too. There is a saying, "you are broke becasue you want to be."

[marty31672]

never have been or never will be to a stripclub because its disrespectful to my wife

[NarcissisticDeity]

never have been or never will be to a stripclub because its disrespectful to my wife

I seen more than one couple of guys with their g/f or wives

[JOHN MATRIX]

sometimes you just need some boobies in your face.

[Mr Nobody]

not really, in my area there are tons brazilian chicks, and then there are tons of them who are trickin, you see them at coming off the plane at BWI. Cut back the spending? Cut off the ho, the sex maybe off the chain, but in this scenario, a ho in the hand is not worth two in the bush. In these times, many a female is with a dude on a prostitution level. Meaning she is offering sex so that her bills and etc are paid. A menial job (office work) helps--shows that a woqmn is putting forth some effort. But ask yourself, if she was a educated woman making your money with benefits, would she still be around? Don't let her sex game  take you out, which I believe she is hoping for (don't know the chick, but I don't trust her already). If a person can't get it through their skull to stop wasting money, it's because they choose not too. There is a saying, "you are broke becasue you want to be."

Thanks bro I always respect your posts and will think on this.

[CalvinH]

sometimes you just need some boobies in your face.

x2

[wes]

I worked in a strip bar for 13 years,my first wife was a dancer.

Totally fucked up lifestyle.

[Parker]

I worked in a strip bar for 13 years,my first wife was a dancer.

Totally fucked up lifestyle.

Man, why did you go and wife up a stripper?

There was this show on a few yrs ago called Moral Court, they had this black couple on. Dude was a attorney who making serious bank--7 figures. His wife was a former stripper, he wanted her to work, but she didn't want to get a normal 9-5, she wanted to go back to stripping. Easy money, she rather shake her ass than think. Dude was stupid in the head for wifing her up.

[wes]

Parker,I was young and dumb and full of cum!!


Big tits,great body,big money, and no brains had a lot to do with it bro.

[Parker]

Parker,I was young and dumb and full of cum!!


Big tits,great body,big money, and no brains had a lot to do with it bro.

This can be one's undoing.

[nzmusclemonster]

How did I know parker would be all over this thread 

[Parker]

How did I know parker would be all over this thread 

ahhh...I'm just a black smurf looking for my Smurfette. Sad thing is, I saw Hefty Smurf putting $1's in her garter belt at Azrael's Sin Den.

[Mr Nobody]

I worked in a strip bar for 13 years,my first wife was a dancer.

Totally fucked up lifestyle.

Strippers will fuck up your mind and wallet for sure.

[Parker]

Marcus Houston's "Strip Club" lyrics
Damn
Here I go again, here I go again
Can't believe this
Not again . . .

[Verse 1]
So many nights
I'm in the strip club just looking for some fun
So many nights
I'm ready with my five hundred ones
But every time
I see me one I gots to be alone with
I got my twenty twin-twin
She be jacking my end

She might be on the poll
all up against the mirror
Lipstick with all that glitter
throwin' them heels this way
(and you know)
She got that body
Trickin' that body
(And you know
She got that booty, quacking that booty

[Chorus]
I always seem to always fall in love
at the strip club
I was only looking for a lap dance
there she was
Up on the stage getting that cash
there she was
I damn near tipped her all that I had

Tell me how I always fall in love
That strip club love
Gettin' love at the club
Ain't what a guy supposed to do?
But I can't help it ya'll
This playa done took a fall
I'm always falling in love
at the strip club

[Verse 2]
I tipped her but she never let me touch
But tonight she let me feel on that big old butt
And then every time
Thought I had her cause I got her real name
Damn I can't believe how a stripper got me again
She had me on the poll
All against the mirror
Glitter all over my throwback
Smelling like I was with her
She got that body
Trickin' that body
(And you know
She got that booty, quacking that booty

[Chorus]
I always seem to always fall in love
at the strip club
I was only looking for a lap dance
there she was
Up on the stage getting that cash
And there she was
I damn near tipped her all that I had

Tell me how I always fall in love
That strip club love
Giving love at the club
And what a guy supposed to do?
But I can't help it ya'll
This playa done took a fall
I'm always falling in love
at the strip club

[Bridge]
She ain't happy here
She just need the money
I brought them drinks
And that's what she told me
So I got the digits
Cause I think she's with it
And she put me on like I'm gon' get it
But hold on, wait a minute
This shouldn't happen
but I'm falling in love again whoa

[Chorus]
I always seem to always fall in love
at the strip club
I was only looking for a lap dance
there she was
Up there on the stage getting that cash
And there she was
I damn near tipped her all that I had

Tell me how I always fall in love
That strip club love
Gettin'love at the club
Ain't what a guy supposed to do?
But I can't help it ya'll
This playa done took a fall
I'm always falling in love
at the strip club

I love them girls named fantasy
I love them girls named extasy
I love them girls the way they bounce on me
And if you feelin' me, throw your ones up with me
I love them girls named fantasy
I love them girls named extasy
I love them girls the way they bounce on me
And if you feelin' me, throw your ones up with me

[wes]

I never gave money to strippers.......they all gave it to me.


Long story but,true!!

[Purple Aki]

Last time I went to a strip club I was disgusted by the amount of fat chicks they now employ as dancers. Cottage cheese arses and fat rolls everywhere.

If I wanted to see that I would have spent the night in with my missus and her friends. Just goes to show rubbing your vag up and down a pole isn't that great a form of exercise as they make it out to be.

[Parker]

I never gave money to strippers.......they all gave it to me.


Long story but,true!!

[Mr Nobody]

Marques Houston knows the game. Strippers have a way of making you think you are special, but you are not they just as soon take money from a fat slob as model type guy.

[johnnynoname]

strip clubs are fun IF you know there purpose

don't go looking to pick up a stripper cuz that will ruin your time and don't be "that guy". 

We all know who "that guy" is so i'm not gonna point out the characteristics

needless to say, I haven't been to one since like 2000 cuz i figure the money i spend at a strip joint I could be spending on a actual date and I will more likely get laid from the date then from going to the strip joint.

then, i actually entered "the industry" back in 2003 so that whole "date " thing went out the window as well

[johnny1]

Yip worked in one back in the late 1990s called "firecats" in Palmerston North NZ...i always found the nights rather entertaining.

[wes]

Haven`t been to any type of bar in years now.