Author Topic: Who has been in a stripclub and what was your verdict? (Read 5488 times)

I've been maybe 4 or 5 times usually on stag parties. I don't like them. Like someone already said, why pay to be teased. Plus even if i'm going along with guys who're gonna throw their cash at the women, i'm still paying through the nose for over-priced drink. I'd rather find a nice pub while they get their thrills and meet them afterwards.

In fact last time i was on such a night out, while the majority of the lads went to the strippers me and one of my friends went to a bar and downed some strawberry mojitos while we waited on them. (no homo).

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #58 on:** January 24, 2010, 03:52:50 AM »

Getbig is better than any strip club

wes · « **Reply #59 on:** January 24, 2010, 04:07:45 AM »

Being an employee of a strip club helps a lot when it comes to screwing the dancers.

One of my main moves for getting laid was to sit by the door at a table by the back room..........the owner and the local broads and tons of people I knew would stop and shoot the shit or sit and party with me.

I knew everyone so I looked important even though I wasn`t..........they didn`t know anyway.

The chicks had to go through the door I say by, to get changed for their next set and to get high and shit.

Anyway,we had new chicks from NYC and Boston every Monday and these broads were hot!!!!

I`d see tricks,schmoes,perverts and lonely fucks sit there all day and long into the night throwing these chicks tall money and buying them champagne just to go home alone and whack off the zillionth time this week.

Meanwhile I sat back and never said a word to these chicks..........eventual ly theuy`d come over to me and say hi and ask why I never said anything to them,I`d reply that they never said shit to me so why would I ?

Then I`d invite them to sit with me at the table and later that night I`d be fucking their brains out.

They are so used to being told their gorgeous and being put on a pedestal by clowns with cash who get no gash, that if you ignore them,they end up wanting you instead of vice versa.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #60 on:** January 24, 2010, 04:10:03 AM »

Quote from: wes on January 24, 2010, 04:07:45 AM

Being an employee of a strip club helps a lot when it comes to screwing the dancers.

One of my main moves for getting laid was to sit by the door at a table by the back room..........the owner and the local broads and tons of people I knew would stop and shoot the shit or sit and party with me.

I knew everyone so I looked important even though I wasn`t..........they didn`t know anyway.

The chicks had to go through the door I say by, to get changed for their next set and to get high and shit.

Anyway,we had new chicks from NYC and Boston every Monday and these broads were hot!!!!

I`d see tricks,schmoes,perverts and lonely fucks sit there all day and long into the night throwing these chicks tall money and buying them champagne just to go home alone and whack off the zillionth time this week.

Meanwhile I sat back and never said a word to these chicks..........eventual ly theuy`d come over to me and say hi and ask why I never said anything to them,I`d reply that they never said shit to me so why would I ?

Then I`d invite them to sit with me at the table and later that night I`d be fucking their brains out.

They are so used to being told their gorgeous and being put on a pedestal by clowns with cash who get no gash, that if you ignore them,they end up wanting you instead of vice versa.

Bingo = Wes hoes dont like to be ignored and you look worth a shit they will come to you.

wes · « **Reply #61 on:** January 24, 2010, 04:14:49 AM »

Note:

Back in the day,I had all my hair and looked pretty decent.

Meso_z · « **Reply #62 on:** January 24, 2010, 04:24:48 AM »

Quote from: Mars on January 24, 2010, 03:40:09 AM

why would you go to a bar where you have to pay women for stupid dancing

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Tapeworm · « **Reply #63 on:** January 24, 2010, 05:23:18 AM »

Quote from: wes on January 24, 2010, 04:07:45 AM

Being an employee of a strip club helps a lot when it comes to screwing the dancers.

One of my main moves for getting laid was to sit by the door at a table by the back room..........the owner and the local broads and tons of people I knew would stop and shoot the shit or sit and party with me.

I knew everyone so I looked important even though I wasn`t..........they didn`t know anyway.

The chicks had to go through the door I say by, to get changed for their next set and to get high and shit.

Anyway,we had new chicks from NYC and Boston every Monday and these broads were hot!!!!

I`d see tricks,schmoes,perverts and lonely fucks sit there all day and long into the night throwing these chicks tall money and buying them champagne just to go home alone and whack off the zillionth time this week.

Meanwhile I sat back and never said a word to these chicks..........eventual ly theuy`d come over to me and say hi and ask why I never said anything to them,I`d reply that they never said shit to me so why would I ?

Then I`d invite them to sit with me at the table and later that night I`d be fucking their brains out.

They are so used to being told their gorgeous and being put on a pedestal by clowns with cash who get no gash, that if you ignore them,they end up wanting you instead of vice versa.

Haha I had no idea you were such a whoremaster back in the day!!

My youth in the US consisted mostly of getting occasional psycho pussy and busting my ass for minimum wage. The jealousy is strong.

James28 · « **Reply #64 on:** January 24, 2010, 06:13:53 AM »

I've been known to frequent a few cattle markets around my area but don't enjoy the experience as much as I used to. We take our main clients to 'Your Eyes Only' in London EC2 every year so that's pretty much to only time I ever go nowadays.

drkaje · « **Reply #65 on:** January 24, 2010, 06:17:01 AM »

Been a few times and really am not into the scene. Most of them hate men on some level, many drug problems and guys trying to pick them up always look lame as hell.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #66 on:** January 24, 2010, 06:46:59 AM »

I like it - just some beers and mild entertainment... love the dudes who buy drinks for the chicks and fall in "love"... thats the spirit

CalvinH · « **Reply #67 on:** January 24, 2010, 08:42:11 PM »

Strippers are great as long as you don't get serious.

calfzilla · « **Reply #68 on:** January 24, 2010, 08:45:41 PM »

I have been to several. The key is to always be drunk and you will have a good time. When I go sober I am uncomfortable and can't get into it because I realize how fake it is. So just go drunk and you won't care about that kind of stuff.

jtsunami · « **Reply #69 on:** January 24, 2010, 08:49:53 PM »

Strip clubs are great, fun, good looking women all over and interested in you. Not sure why people are complaining about them. Almost guaranteed to talk to some hot chicks and ask for their number. What's the deal guys?

CalvinH · « **Reply #70 on:** January 25, 2010, 07:35:58 PM »

Stripper sex is fun

rccs · « **Reply #71 on:** January 25, 2010, 07:40:45 PM »

Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2010, 03:45:18 PM

I did 3 times...I always felt like these woman look at you like the sad fucking old fucks that sit there...
Felt slightly uncomfortable

Like your avatar says "Calm down Gloria"... Don't worry little man it is just pussy...

Rome · « **Reply #72 on:** January 26, 2010, 04:44:08 AM »

Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2010, 03:45:18 PM

I did 3 times...I always felt like these woman look at you like the sad fucking old fucks that sit there...
Felt slightly uncomfortable

The only time I've ever walked into a strip clubs was to see a gym buddy of mine who was bouncing there.

This was in the late 90's and I was STUNNED by the size of the breast implants!

Even the girls who were five ft nothing were sporting DD or E cups. Made me wonder how the hell they led normal lives once they left work.
My friend told me that most of the strippers were incredibly insecure head cases and he'd fucked quite a few of them.
I could never figure the thrill of forking over money to a chick for a fucking lap dance!
You'd get a better deal from a hooker, at least she'd crack one off for you.

The_Punisher · « **Reply #73 on:** January 26, 2010, 06:40:26 AM »

Quote from: Stark on January 23, 2010, 03:45:18 PM

I did 3 times...I always felt like these woman look at you like the sad fucking old fucks that sit there...
Felt slightly uncomfortable

when I'm getting my lap dance, the tip of my dick has to be out and I don't wanna be tease for too long.....

Natural Man · « **Reply #74 on:** January 26, 2010, 06:52:45 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on January 24, 2010, 08:45:41 PM

I have been to several. The key is to always be drunk and you will have a good time. When I go sober I am uncomfortable and can't get into it because I realize how fake it is. So just go drunk and you won't care about that kind of stuff.

what is this "good time" you re talking about exactly? can you describe it? You re there, drunk, surrounded by other men, watching wrecks of women dancing with a mild erection or smthg like that, and at some point you think "wow what a good time I'm having right now" ?

Im being serious, i just dont get it.