1) Ron can let them post in Getbig and give them immunity from noob ownages for the first day as a gesture of goodwill
2) Mars can send them a framed and autographed picture of himself that they can hang on their walls and pray to, at times of distress
3) Nasser can send them a couple of pair of soiled thongs (sports memorabilia) and 3 litres of oil personally drained from his delts
4) Hulkster can send them 4 sharpened pics of Ronnie from the 99 Olympia
5) Johnny Falcon can tell them to pray to God and how they can survive for 3 days on just sea salt and molasses
6) Gene can send them a great handful of cashews and a fresh T shirt
7) Swede or Method101 can send them a message that says, "Fcuk you n#**#rs hahahahahaha"
8) Dr Fist can tell them how it could be so much worse, cause if they were inside, they'd be getting shanked after blowing all the Mexicans in cell block 4
9) Bay can tell them that they are all gay because they accepted Hulksters pics of the 99 Olympia
10) Meltdown