Slacker vs. Disturbia threads and more

[Coach is Back!]

Just checking back. Is this still the TA getting Owned thread? Brutal backfire TA..haha!

[noworries]

Well this dumb ass holds a degree in law enforcement.  A degree in business and has been gainfully self employed for over 12 years.  This big dummy lives in a beautiful home and drives beautiful cars/trucks  Enjoys vacations several times a year and has never wanted for anything. My business connections and wealthy colleagues have allowed me to meet and greet the rich and famous.  One day when I decide to post pictures Ill let you all in on my secret identity.   

hhahaahaha yea sure there White Goodrum

[noworries]

There was only one pro card being given out.  The winner of the class I was in light-heavies didn't get it so I'll have go against him and the rest of the bunch this year as well and this time there will prob be 15 people in my class. 

So you are a solid #16 finisher.  You lower the class of the competition by just showing up.  Do you realize how much of a letdown it is for the competition when they see you enter.  It turns a fairly good show into a joke.  Honestly the promoter should not let you enter.  In fact someone should look into that.  It is an embarrasment for the promoter, show and the competitors to have someone like Goodrum enter.  Could you imagine if Goodrum and his white counterpart entered the same contest.

[The Ugly]

Nothing personal but that was pretty dumb of you to jump into a ring against a trained MMA fighter

Stupid, maybe? But balls as big as church bells. Who else has that kinda backbone?

Lord Adam Abeles and his Code fuckin Duello of 1777?

[disturbia]

thanks for the nice comments boys
As far as Goodrum,..well,..he just types and its epic fail.
Someone asked why I am on Stormfront.  I was curious cause I had heard lots about it and snooped.  Posted once, never went back.
Swede, why didnt I cover up? He had one arm twisted in some weird way and was knockin me around with the other hand.  If the video was ever around, you can actually see when he's hitting me I laugh, because he is is hitting me so many times at such frequency it borders on comedy. And it wasnt a tap, it was more of a desperate look at the ref saying "Get me the fuck out of here"

[disturbia]

Sorry your dog died, Av.    You're a certified nut but I bet your mutt had a charmed life and couldn't have asked for more.

Tanktank had the best of everything
he was a goodfella and my best friend
but all things pass away at some point, just made it the best possible for him while he was here

[ManBearPig...]

You had stiff competition in looking like melted dark chocolate. You know the type you leave in the window? Well, congratulations you won.

lul

[Kwon]

Props to Josh though!

Takes a lot of guts to fight without the proper training lol

How much did you get for this fight?

[stuntmovie]

Disturbia, it looks like you owe TA a sizable paycheck. Everything he has posted about you so far has made you sort of an internet/GetBig hero.

Hell!! Even I want to meet ya now and shake your hand and possibly even ask for an autograph.

Interesting life, Disturbia! Ever think of writing a book or a screenplay?

If I had more experience in those areas, I'd be inclined to co-write a book with you about you.

Watch for "Kick Ass". It's a forthcoming movie somewhat similar to some of your life experiences.

Seriously ... I think you got some great story telling there!

[disturbia]

Props to Josh though!

Takes a lot of guts to fight without the proper training lol

How much did you get for this fight?

nothin
I did it for the fun and saying hey, I did it
I got offered a membership to an MMA club but thats not my thing

[stuntmovie]

nothin
I did it for the fun and saying hey, I did it

Very same reason I joined the USMC when I was a "kid". I originally joined to say, "I did it!"

And they gave me a Boot Camp membership.

But over time I grew to love it and still do to this day.

Semper Fi, Jarheads!!!!

Were you ever in the armed forces, Dis?

[boonasty]

jordan murray was supposed to fight trevor schmidt, trevor backed out and jordan beat the replacement in 26 seconds, that's the only result i know cause i talk to jordan lol
Yup his replacement was out of his league big time. They asked me to take the fight about 2 hours before the show to be his replacement but I didn't have any of my gear. And plus fighting a guy with experience, in the main event, in my debut, notified 2 hours before...I added it all up and decided it wasn't worth it. Congrats to Jordan tho, I was really impressed with how professional he is, he's a very nice guy and I wish him the best in his upcoming fights.

so one guy backs out another guy declines and josh steps up and you consider this an owning?

[disturbia]

nothin
I did it for the fun and saying hey, I did it

Very same reason I joined the USMC when I was a "kid". I originally joined to say, "I did it!"

And they gave me a Boot Camp membership.

But over time I grew to love it and still do to this day.

Semper Fi, Jarheads!!!!

Were you ever in the armed forces, Dis?

no I couldnt deal with something that disciplined

[stuntmovie]

I had many "Tanks Tanks" too, Disturbia.

In every shape and every color.

You ain't gonna believe this, but one of them even became a major movie star.

And another was just a bird who was almost human and always wanted to sleep in the palm of my hand and would raise hell when I tried to place him in his cage.

One of my ancient ancestors was a movie guy who also loved animals and made a Hollywood film called "Bill and Coo". I think that's how I inherited my love for critters.

[Mr. Zimbabwe]

Tanktank had the best of everything
he was a goodfella and my best friend
but all things pass away at some point, just made it the best possible for him while he was here

Josh, mad props for stepping into the cage like you did.   On a different note..... why don't you get a new puppy?  My dogs are my greatest joy and it's been scientifically reported that pets (dogs especially) help stress and depression.

[disturbia]

I had many "Tanks Tanks" too, Disturbia.

In every shape and every color.

You ain't gonna believe this, but one of them even became a major movie star.

And another was just a bird who was almost human and always wanted to sleep in the palm of my hand and would raise hell when I tried to place him in his cage.

One of my ancient ancestors was a movie guy who also loved animals and made a Hollywood film called "Bill and Coo". I think that's how I inherited my love for critters.

thats awesome, I have total respect for you

[disturbia]

Josh, mad props for stepping into the cage like you did.   On a different note..... why don't you get a new puppy?  My dogs are my greatest joy and it's been scientifically reported that pets (dogs especially) help stress and depression.

I live in a  no pet apartment now, but I do volunteer dog walking at the SPCA to get my dog fixes

[Mr. Zimbabwe]

I live in a  no pet apartment now, but I do volunteer dog walking at the SPCA to get my dog fixes

Cool.... but I saw the pics of you and Tank Tank .... and I firmly believe you need to have a dog again. I have had to arrange my lifestyle and living-arrangements around having dogs..... perhaps you could too.....(just thinking out aloud)....

[Kwon]

Link to the fight Josh?

How did the fight go down?
Did you get any injuries?

[stuntmovie]

Yea, as Grant says ..... get a puppy!

There's nothing better than to take a sad kid or a sick kid and throw a shitload of puppies on him. The saddest/sickest kid will laugh his ass off until the puppies are too damn tired and fall asleep in the happy kid's arms.

Works on adults too!

It's called a "Puppy Fix".

Another fix is called "the Terrible Tickel" where you put a small hamster under a sad kid's shirt and ...... immediate happiness happens.

You can learn a shitload of happy stuff from kids.

Try it someday when you're feeling blue or after you next MMA endeavor.

[pellius]

i just got Aids from the blast of irony I got from this post.

LMFAO!

[pellius]

Please save and re-read this post before wasting time stepping on stage ever again.

LMFAOx10

[stuntmovie]

I think Goodrum wrote that with a full understanding of what he was writing. He meant is as a joke.

Otherwise .... No one could be that unintelligent!

As a form of respect I have to refrain from using the word "stupid".

It was a joke, right?

[pellius]

And thank you noworries for finding them.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=318597.0

I have to admire your tenacity and discipline for adhering to such a brutal training regime. Even pros don't train as much as you do. And your efforts have been aptly rewarded as you do look great at 12% bf. Especially for someone "your size."

I go to the gym at 5am for weight training and again at 1pm for cardio for 90 mins and then again tonight for 60mins.  I train 4 hours a day during the off season.   During the summer I cut out cardio do to my type of work.  

12% is excellent for someone who trains for fun. esp at my size

And you're (or is it "your"?) right. Compared to you I do look like a bag of bones with AIDS that has never trained a day in his life.

You own me.

[dr.chimps]

That's slacker!? Looks like Weight Watchers 'before' picture.