I have led a very interesting life myself. I wont bore everyone with all the details just now, but one thing I managed to do was start an international sensation, with "Bear vs. Bull" fights. It was an incredibly difficult to get off the ground, which required an incredible amount of procurement of funds, (usually illegally), and contacting shady Thai Businessmen for additional funding.
To make a very long story short... I wound up procuring both the Bull's and the Bears for the contests, but I had to hold the fights on floating barges in international waters, for both the same shady Thai businessmen, and other lowlifes, that I was in contact with.
Well everything was going well until INTERPOL discovered I was hiring some rather dubious people to steal the bears from Alaskan habitats that were protected under international law. They decided to contact the U.S. authorities, and a multi-joint effort was launched to put me out of commission.
After they managed to forcefully make their way onto the ship I was renting, I managed to barely escape with my life, and freedom.
To this day both the Stockholm authorities, and U.S. federal agents are searching for me, and a capture or kill order has been put into effect. This is why i cant post a picture for you all to see.
It has been a wild ride...
