Dating a Female Cop, has anybody ever done this?

[Pet shop boys]

This is getBig ....if you want this thread to work, dating a "male" cop should b the question.(no homo)



Wooosshshshshshshshshshs

[Method101]

I did,she was fond of cocaine infact

you are a real fucking lowlife huh?

Race mixer and druggie.

[Flexb]

Yea, I'd be careful. If you dump her you could be in for it 

[CalvinH]

One again looking for advice from the Get Big Casanova's...

[George Whorewell]

As a fellow race mixer and druggie-- I still wouldn't date a cop if you paid me.

Think about it-- If shes a crazy bitch that gets attached easily and has psycho tendencies, do you really want to be on a female cops shit list- knowing personal stuff about you, bothering your new gf, having her cop buddies run your license plate to see if you owe any tickets etc.?

Plus, most cops are holier than thou fuckwads that take the whole cop attitude thing off duty with them. Who knows if recreational drug use, or being friends with recreational drug users, having bootleg DVD's, cheating on your taxes, driving drunk or any other relatively minor infraction of the law might set her off. Im sure she would be doing it for "your own good".

Sex, only if she was hott and I didn't get the vibe that I was going to regret it afterward because officer vag would try to mess my life up afterward.

[The Wizard of Truth]

you are a real fucking lowlife huh?

Race mixer and druggie.

Ive never taken recreational drugs
Regards race mixing...See Irish girls are mostly disgusting looking,most of them that are nice looking are full of themselves because they dont look like standard Irish,therefore I have a beautiful japanese girl
You are a jobless,fatherless,muscleless,ginger shut-in
Fuck off with your green t-shirt
You stupid fucking bastard (bastard is someone with an absent father,you are a bastard)

[polychronopolous]

Ive never taken recreational drugs
Regards race mixing...See Irish girls are mostly disgusting looking,most of them that are nice looking are full of themselves because they dont look like standard Irish,therefore I have a beautiful japanese girl
You are a jobless,fatherless,muscleless,ginger shut-in
Fuck off with your green t-shirt
You stupid fucking bastard (bastard is someone with an absent father,you are a bastard)

 

[Method101]

Ive never taken recreational drugs
Regards race mixing...See Irish girls are mostly disgusting looking,most of them that are nice looking are full of themselves because they dont look like standard Irish,therefore I have a beautiful japanese girl
You are a jobless,fatherless,muscleless,ginger shut-in
Fuck off with your green t-shirt
You stupid fucking bastard (bastard is someone with an absent father,you are a bastard)

So you admit you had to resort to purchasing a thai bride because the Irish women's standards were too high for you.

Most Irish girls are disgusting? This is coming from the guy who has a face like a bulldog chewing rocks, high blood pressure resulting in red skin, a expensive drug habbit which you rely on to keep your physique looking half decent, and you own some shitty supplement shop. I bet it's like Open All Hours at that fucking place.
 

[disco_stu]

Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?

no, no one has ever dated a female cop before. you are the first ever.

[El Diablo Blanco]

What a bunch of insecure fucking pussies.  I "dated" a lady cop.  Real looker. She was fit , hot and sexy.  We fucked for about a month and then we just stopped calling each other.  Maybe went on one actual date.  She wasn't a kunt like some tried to point out.  She was strong willed but a fucking beast in the sack.  Loved it.  Plus she had a nicely coiffed pussy.  Gotta love it.

[johnnynoname]

i just want to date a female cop just so i can show her that I too am a cop........on the weekends.....and i have pants that rip away



after that, i'm gonna date a female firefighter, a pizzagirl and a masked lover girl

[Samourai Pizzacat]

I know a few police women, and they're quite down to earth, not the drama type girls you all speak of.  Could it be that there's some stereotyping and DIY psychology thrown around too much?

[The Wizard of Truth]

So you admit you had to resort to purchasing a thai bride because the Irish women's standards were too high for you.

Most Irish girls are disgusting? This is coming from the guy who has a face like a bulldog chewing rocks, high blood pressure resulting in red skin, a expensive drug habbit which you rely on to keep your physique looking half decent, and you own some shitty supplement shop. I bet it's like Open All Hours at that fucking place.
 

Very successful shop and website infact
High blood pressure is something I never have
Yeah Irish girls arent into me 
How the fuck can you even attempt to take the piss out of me
Here you are

[Option D]

Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?

lil wayne did

[Option D]

Hey…
Hey...Yeah
Hey...Yeahh
Hey, Hey, Hey
(Valentino) Woo, Woo, Wooo…(Yeah, Yeahh)...Yea, Yea, Yeaa
(Yeah, Yeahh) Woo, Woo, Wooo…(Yeah)...Yea, Yea, Yeaa
(Yeahh) Woo, Woo, Wooo...Yea, Yea, Yeaa
(Yeah) Woo, Woo, (Yeahh) Wooo...Bobby Valentino


(Chorus) (Bobby Valentino)
When I get up all in ya (Yeah)
We can hear the angels calling us (Chea)
We can see the sunrise before us (Yeah)
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
(She know what I mean) I make it say
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Wee)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Wee)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
(Like a cop car)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Hey)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Hahaha)
I'll make ya say

(Lil Wayne)
(Yeahh)...Doin a buck in the latest drop
I got stopped by a lady cop
Ha Ha...she got me thinking I can date a cop
Ha Ha...cause her uniform pants are so tight
She read me my rights
She put me in the car, she cut off all the lights
She said I had the right to remain silent
Now I got her hollerin sounding like a siren
Talkin bout...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea)
And I know she the law, and she know I’m the bar
And she know I get high above the law
And she know I’m raw, she know I'm from the street
And all she want me to do is fuck the police
Talkin bout...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee...(Yea)


(Chorus) (Bobby Valentino)
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us (Yeahh)
We can see the sunrise before us (Umm)
And when I’m in that thang, I’ll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
(Like a cop car)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Heey)…
I’ll make ya say...

(Lil Wayne)
Ha Ha...And after we got done
I said lady what’s ya number she said 911
Haaa...emergency only
Hey doctor perform surgery on me
Yeahh...and now I’m healed
I make her wear nothing but handcuffs and heels
And I beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby yeah I beat it like a cop
Ha Haaa...beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby said beat it like a cop
But I ain't tryin'na be violent
But I’ll do the time but her love is timeless
Mrs. Officer…
I know you wish ya name was Mrs. Carter huh?...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, like a cop car…


(Chorus) (Bobby Valentino)
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I’m in that thang, I’ll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee…
I’ll make ya say...


(Bobby Valentino)
Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer
Tell your lieutenant get them cuffs off of ya
I'm kid kid...my face on every wanted poster
I'm wanted by every lady cop all over
That ass so big I catch a battery to hold ya
My hands so big you thought I told ya to pull it over
She pulled me over...pulled me out the Rover
Then she pulled me closer...do me in the back of the car
Put me in handcuffs start ripping my pants off
(Sorry ya but the dispatcher is...)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee


(Chorus) (Bobby Valentino)
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I’m in that thang, I’ll make that body sang
I make it say...

(Bobby Valentino)
Maybe you can lock me up and throw away the key
Call your sergeant and tell him you can't finish your shift…
Cause it's on…tonight..
Breakfast in bed turns to breakfast and head
And I can’t wait to get it on...
I wanna do it all night long...Mrs. Officer

(Chorus) (Bobby Valentino)
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I’m in that thang, I’ll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee
I’ll make you say...

[El Diablo Blanco]

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[SaltShaker]

Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?

i used to bang a female cop, she was 29 and was actually good looking. no drawback... sma eas every other chick

[io856]

I have seen some REALLY sexy femme cops before but they are usually gay and walk in a manly strut.

[Parker]

Thanks big mal. Actually Im throwing the scenario out here, not because I am going to or I am already
dating a female cop. It's that me  and a female friend of mine got into a discussion about men dating women in traditional "masculine" jobs. And how that plays on the relationship. Especially if she is one of those pretty and petite cops.
I was asking about others experiences, did they notice anything? Was this woman off the hook mentally? Was she a freak because of her authority and the fact that she is dealing with crooked males all day, so now is her turn to "punish" them and getting rid of the sexual tension as well.

[Devon97]

first off very rarely have I seen that many attractive female cops.  The ones that are attractive and doing that job are usually a little posessive, controlling, and psycho.  I.e. major girls.  If you do manage to land a hot one (knowing you from here chances are probably slim to none) she will be telling you how to jump with you asking how high.  Not all female cops are like that but not all are very good looking either.  I would think like female nurses because of what they have to deal with on a daily basis are pretty freaky sexually and usually good fucks.  It's like they take out all their frustration and stress with a good hard cock up their snatch.  Or like johnny up their ass! 

LOL cut Parker some slack! 

He is just working his game, thats all.

What is your next move Parker and have you consulted QB ?

[balight]

There is no such thing as "female friend".

[johnnynoname]

seriously parker, this is some hot shit

good job

[marty31672]

Just had a question, has anybody ever dated a female cop? If so, what were the drawbacks, the plus side? Was the person a closet freak, or a person with control issues? I was told that women in masculine postions tend to have control issues, or something else. And I don't trust women who carry guns. I knew a female cop who is hot as the sun, but her family life was as cold as the dark side of the moon. Just freakin terrible, plus daddy issues.

What's you take?

i only dated my wife before

[Spoony Luv]

As a fellow race mixer and druggie-- I still wouldn't date a cop if you paid me.

Think about it-- If shes a crazy bitch that gets attached easily and has psycho tendencies, do you really want to be on a female cops shit list- knowing personal stuff about you, bothering your new gf, having her cop buddies run your license plate to see if you owe any tickets etc.?

Plus, most cops are holier than thou fuckwads that take the whole cop attitude thing off duty with them. Who knows if recreational drug use, or being friends with recreational drug users, having bootleg DVD's, cheating on your taxes, driving drunk or any other relatively minor infraction of the law might set her off. Im sure she would be doing it for "your own good".

Sex, only if she was hott and I didn't get the vibe that I was going to regret it afterward because officer vag would try to mess my life up afterward.

X2

Anyone who goes near a female cop gets everything they deserve...For fuck sakes we all know male cops all have fucking issues thats why they become cops...Female cops shouldn't even fucking exist imop...Or at the very least the person giving them the psych test should be fucking fired on the spot for complete douchebaggery...And if you find a female cop who happens to be a mudshark, holy fucking shit run for the fucking hillz...Daddy issue's, race issue's, control issue's etc etc etc...However some men just happen to be gluttons for punishment...How could these types of women actually give a fuck about any kind of emotional problem a man is going to have? They are going to see babies killed on a highway, men beating women, drug addicts jerking off Walmart bathrooms...Do you really believe they could ever tap into any of your emotional needs? These types of women should be put out of their misery...I would rather father a drug addicted retarded child then have to watch my daughter grown up and become a female/mudshark cop...True story

In closing...You don't ever date them...Go ahead and fuck them but for christ sakes don't date them...Thats why they have 25-45 year old all female softball leagues...Thats where "they" find their dates...

[Parker]

LOL cut Parker some slack! 

He is just working his game, thats all.

What is your next move Parker and have you consulted QB ?

Ahhh, can't "move" until I see that person again.

Balight, you may be right to some extent, but  Usher did a song, "Lovers and Friends", catch my drift?

JNN, yes, it is hot, but like G. Whorewell said- a Pandera's Box of problems may result.