"You are the President Bro. You are the Freaking President!!!!"

[Soul Crusher]

So everyone else was wrong and obama right?   LMFAO!!!!

[Straw Man]

So everyone else was wrong and obama right?   LMFAO!!!!

nope - they are all fine

the Code refers specifically to "Patriotic and National Observances"

does that include a steak fry in Iowa

probably not

[Hugo Chavez]

Hysterical.  This is one of his best.  

Thanks for the fuckin quotes because I couldn't understand a fucking word he said.

[Emmortal]

HAHAHAHAHA

In all fairness though, Putin is far and away the toughest man in the international political arena today. I don't think we will ever see Barry Osama or Twinkle Toes Emmanuel hunting bears, putting out forest fires or earning a black belt in Judo.

I'll definitely give it to Russians for being hard nosed tough bastards.  I don't know what it is about Russians but they are some of the strongest, toughest fuckers around.  Obviously not all of them are, but I'd rather fight 5 Thai boxers than a Russian.

Two nights ago some drunk Russian kid, had to be about 20 was throwing motorbikes around in the street here in Patong.  It took 6 guys to hold him down and pound his face in.  He just gets up, face totally obliterated and walks off like he got stung by a mosquito or something.

[Soul Crusher]

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Hysterical.  This is one of his best.  

"Anyone ever see Putin at a hockey game with a foam finger and his feet up on the chair?" 

"Anyone ever see Achmadenajad at a camel race with falafell in both hands?" 

"Anyone ever see the premire of China at a ping pong match with a bandana on?"

If you think Putin is cool and Russia is great, then move to their country.  The majority of Russians don't like Putin.....