where my boys parker and Qb at.............

[nzmusclemonster]

Sum fucked up shit.....

Went out 2nite.... knew this bird. had her number, stripper from a while back i knew. txt me today and is like wanna get drunk after work.... so im always keen. had a bottle of rum on the beach.... told me about how her ex was a c.unt to her..... got a little down and dirty with her in the sand. went to a bar after and got a few more drinks... more down and dirty.... shes on the phone txting... i get the vibe something is up... we go meet a few of her mates... one guy is a little too touchy feely with her... im like whats up... how do you know such and such...

he says im her bf.... in ear shot of her... i can see her shit the bed once that is said... i inform the dude what me and his girl have been up to this arvo... he trys to start shit even tho he's got a broken arm and its in a sling lol

now shes txting me and shit.... wats up with sluts 

[pluck]

She's obviously a whore so treat her as such.  Keep her number and use it only for when you're in need of some box.

Easy.

[nzmusclemonster]

She's obviously a whore so treat her as such.  Keep her number and use it only for when you're in need of some box.

Easy.

I'm thinkin I should go back there eventually and jizz on her face and never be in contact with her again.... seems like the mature thing to do.

[Parker]

I'm thinkin I should go back there eventually and jizz on her face and never be in contact with her again.... seems like the mature thing to do.

hit that, but she seems like a "trouble ho", meaning "Trouble always follows a ho".  The  lightbulb goes off when she she said that her boyfriend was a c*** to her.  And she's trying to get with you. Basically she's looking at getting back at her boyfriend. Be the good Getbigger that you are and hit it, but drop it like Ronnie Coleman's "Light Weight!" 

[nzmusclemonster]

hit that, but she seems like a "trouble ho", meaning "Trouble always follows a ho".  The  lightbulb goes off when she she said that her boyfriend was a c*** to her.  And she's trying to get with you. Basically she's looking at getting back at her boyfriend. Be the good Getbigger that you are and hit it, but drop it like Ronnie Coleman's "Light Weight!" 

lol 

These "trouble ho's" seem to be following me everywhere lately.....

Good call... seems like a waste to put in a day of effort for no result. I should be pissed, but the joke will be on her once I give her the hit and run treatment 

[Parker]

lol 

These "trouble ho's" seem to be following me everywhere lately.....

Good call... seems like a waste to put in a day of effort for no result. I should be pissed, but the joke will be on her once I give her the hit and run treatment 

If you live in America, they are all over the place---and dudes get arrested for dealing with them---because "trouble always follows a ho" Hence, the situation that you were put in.

[WillGrant]

lol 

These "trouble ho's" seem to be following me everywhere lately.....

Good call... seems like a waste to put in a day of effort for no result. I should be pissed, but the joke will be on her once I give her the hit and run treatment 

Keep feelings out of it bro..Dump your load deep in her pussay , break the BF's other arm and molest her asshole with your fist for Uncle Will = Result to be proud of.  

[Quickerblade]

call her and fuck her and say good riddance to her, as for the guy in the sling, make sure his other arm is in a sling too.

[nzmusclemonster]

Keep feelings out of it bro..Dump your load deep in her pussay , break the BF's other arm and molest her asshole with your fist for Uncle Will = Result to be proud of.  

I'm going to go elbow deep in your honor  

[nzmusclemonster]

call her and fuck her and say good riddance to her, as for the guy in the sling, make sure his other arm is in a sling too.

what made it worse is he was one of these twink looking skater fags who you feel like breaking their face even before they open their mouths.... as for trying to start a fight with one arm  I actually laughed and felt sorry  for him.... especially after I told him to smell his gf's pussy on my fingers lol

[Kwon]

Was there quite a considerable size-difference between you and the slingshotted skater?

[Quickerblade]

the sling skater needs to have leg in a sling as well, when u fuck her, i would like you to intentionally hurt her, for his sake

[nzmusclemonster]

Was there quite a considerable size-difference between you and the slingshotted skater?

I'm the first to admit that I'm no man mountain, but I had 30lbs at least on the backstreet boy wanabee.

[nzmusclemonster]

the sling skater needs to have leg in a sling as well, when u fuck her, i would like you to intentionally hurt her, for his sake

This is why I turn to you for advices 

[kiwiol]

I'm the first to admit that I'm no man mountain, but I had 30lbs at least on the backstreet boy wanabee.

What do you expect from a dumb whore who strips?

Fcuk her in the ass and then send her a CD of Jade's boyfriend's band for Valentine's day. That should teach her.

[Parker]

This is why I turn to you for advices 

Tie dude up and make him watch...he may get turned on, but due to his arm in a sling, he'll get frustrated that he can't "fap".

[Mr Nobody]

I'm going to go elbow deep in your honor  

Take a shit on her chest then walk away.

[kiwiol]

Take a shit on her chest then walk away.

Where I come from, that's called pulling a Lee Priest.

[nzmusclemonster]

What do you expect from a dumb whore who strips?

Fcuk her in the ass and then send her a CD of Jade's boyfriend's band for Valentine's day. That should teach her.

I was with a crack whore for 3 years. I guess I'm a slow learner  

I wouldn't even consider on doing such a horrid thing to cankles or ButtockFury!  

[Mr Nobody]

I was with a crack whore for 3 years. I guess I'm a slow learner  

I wouldn't even consider on doing such a horrid thing to cankles or ButtockFury!  

Only thing is crack whores are good at sex, catch 22 bro

[Mr Nobody]

Where I come from, that's called pulling a Lee Priest.

[ksa_triceps]

Fcuk her in the ass and then send her a CD of Jade's boyfriend's band for Valentine's day. That should teach her.

 

A twinky blonde guy with a broken arm back in school once beat the hell out of a big fat friend of mine. He had fury by his side and so is your skater twink. Let it slide..

[CalvinH]

I was with a crack whore for 3 years. I guess I'm a slow learner  

I wouldn't even consider on doing such a horrid thing to cankles or ButtockFury!  

Shoulda banged her in front of her boyfriend.