Author Topic: where my boys parker and Qb at............. (Read 1487 times)

nzmusclemonster · « **on:** February 08, 2010, 02:42:04 AM »

Sum fucked up shit.....

Went out 2nite.... knew this bird. had her number, stripper from a while back i knew. txt me today and is like wanna get drunk after work.... so im always keen. had a bottle of rum on the beach.... told me about how her ex was a c.unt to her..... got a little down and dirty with her in the sand. went to a bar after and got a few more drinks... more down and dirty.... shes on the phone txting... i get the vibe something is up... we go meet a few of her mates... one guy is a little too touchy feely with her... im like whats up... how do you know such and such...

he says im her bf.... in ear shot of her... i can see her shit the bed once that is said... i inform the dude what me and his girl have been up to this arvo... he trys to start shit even tho he's got a broken arm and its in a sling lol

now shes txting me and shit.... wats up with sluts

pluck · « **Reply #1 on:** February 08, 2010, 02:46:26 AM »

She's obviously a whore so treat her as such. Keep her number and use it only for when you're in need of some box.

Easy.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #2 on:** February 08, 2010, 02:50:51 AM »

Quote from: pluck on February 08, 2010, 02:46:26 AM

She's obviously a whore so treat her as such. Keep her number and use it only for when you're in need of some box.

Easy.

I'm thinkin I should go back there eventually and jizz on her face and never be in contact with her again.... seems like the mature thing to do.

Parker · « **Reply #3 on:** February 08, 2010, 02:57:32 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 08, 2010, 02:50:51 AM

I'm thinkin I should go back there eventually and jizz on her face and never be in contact with her again.... seems like the mature thing to do.

hit that, but she seems like a "trouble ho", meaning "Trouble always follows a ho". The lightbulb goes off when she she said that her boyfriend was a c*** to her. And she's trying to get with you. Basically she's looking at getting back at her boyfriend. Be the good Getbigger that you are and hit it, but drop it like Ronnie Coleman's "Light Weight!"

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:07:44 AM »

Quote from: Parker on February 08, 2010, 02:57:32 AM

hit that, but she seems like a "trouble ho", meaning "Trouble always follows a ho". The lightbulb goes off when she she said that her boyfriend was a c*** to her. And she's trying to get with you. Basically she's looking at getting back at her boyfriend. Be the good Getbigger that you are and hit it, but drop it like Ronnie Coleman's "Light Weight!"

lol

These "trouble ho's" seem to be following me everywhere lately.....

Good call... seems like a waste to put in a day of effort for no result. I should be pissed, but the joke will be on her once I give her the hit and run treatment

Parker · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:10:55 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 08, 2010, 03:07:44 AM

lol

These "trouble ho's" seem to be following me everywhere lately.....

Good call... seems like a waste to put in a day of effort for no result. I should be pissed, but the joke will be on her once I give her the hit and run treatment

If you live in America, they are all over the place---and dudes get arrested for dealing with them---because "trouble always follows a ho"

Hence, the situation that you were put in.

WillGrant · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:11:47 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 08, 2010, 03:07:44 AM

lol

These "trouble ho's" seem to be following me everywhere lately.....

Good call... seems like a waste to put in a day of effort for no result. I should be pissed, but the joke will be on her once I give her the hit and run treatment

Keep feelings out of it bro..Dump your load deep in her pussay , break the BF's other arm and molest her asshole with your fist for Uncle Will = Result to be proud of.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:15:15 AM »

call her and fuck her and say good riddance to her, as for the guy in the sling, make sure his other arm is in a sling too.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:16:07 AM »

Quote from: WillGrant on February 08, 2010, 03:11:47 AM

Keep feelings out of it bro..Dump your load deep in her pussay , break the BF's other arm and molest her asshole with your fist for Uncle Will = Result to be proud of.

I'm going to go elbow deep in your honor

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:20:51 AM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on February 08, 2010, 03:15:15 AM

call her and fuck her and say good riddance to her, as for the guy in the sling, make sure his other arm is in a sling too.

what made it worse is he was one of these twink looking skater fags who you feel like breaking their face even before they open their mouths.... as for trying to start a fight with one arm

I actually laughed and felt sorry for him.... especially after I told him to smell his gf's pussy on my fingers lol

Kwon · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:31:24 AM »

Was there quite a considerable size-difference between you and the slingshotted skater?

Quickerblade · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:34:20 AM »

the sling skater needs to have leg in a sling as well, when u fuck her, i would like you to intentionally hurt her, for his sake

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #12 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:35:00 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on February 08, 2010, 03:31:24 AM

Was there quite a considerable size-difference between you and the slingshotted skater?

I'm the first to admit that I'm no man mountain, but I had 30lbs at least on the backstreet boy wanabee.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:37:04 AM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on February 08, 2010, 03:34:20 AM

the sling skater needs to have leg in a sling as well, when u fuck her, i would like you to intentionally hurt her, for his sake

This is why I turn to you for advices

kiwiol · « **Reply #14 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:39:05 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 08, 2010, 03:35:00 AM

I'm the first to admit that I'm no man mountain, but I had 30lbs at least on the backstreet boy wanabee.

What do you expect from a dumb whore who strips?

Fcuk her in the ass and then send her a CD of Jade's boyfriend's band for Valentine's day. That should teach her.

Parker · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:39:34 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 08, 2010, 03:37:04 AM

This is why I turn to you for advices

Tie dude up and make him watch...he may get turned on, but due to his arm in a sling, he'll get frustrated that he can't "fap".

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:43:57 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 08, 2010, 03:16:07 AM

I'm going to go elbow deep in your honor

Take a shit on her chest then walk away.

kiwiol · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:46:01 AM »

Quote from: Mr Nobody on February 08, 2010, 03:43:57 AM

Take a shit on her chest then walk away.

Where I come from, that's called pulling a Lee Priest.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2010, 03:46:31 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 08, 2010, 03:39:05 AM

What do you expect from a dumb whore who strips?

Fcuk her in the ass and then send her a CD of Jade's boyfriend's band for Valentine's day. That should teach her.

I was with a crack whore for 3 years. I guess I'm a slow learner

I wouldn't even consider on doing such a horrid thing to cankles or ButtockFury!

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:09:45 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 08, 2010, 03:46:31 AM

I was with a crack whore for 3 years. I guess I'm a slow learner

I wouldn't even consider on doing such a horrid thing to cankles or ButtockFury!

Only thing is crack whores are good at sex, catch 22 bro

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #20 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:12:41 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 08, 2010, 03:46:01 AM

Where I come from, that's called pulling a Lee Priest.

ksa_triceps · « **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2010, 04:22:09 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 08, 2010, 03:39:05 AM

Fcuk her in the ass and then send her a CD of Jade's boyfriend's band for Valentine's day. That should teach her.

A twinky blonde guy with a broken arm back in school once beat the hell out of a big fat friend of mine. He had fury by his side and so is your skater twink. Let it slide..

CalvinH · « **Reply #22 on:** February 08, 2010, 07:40:28 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 08, 2010, 03:46:31 AM

I was with a crack whore for 3 years. I guess I'm a slow learner

I wouldn't even consider on doing such a horrid thing to cankles or ButtockFury!

Shoulda banged her in front of her boyfriend.