Massive 8.8 Magnitude EQ hits Chile - 2012 coming early?

[dr.chimps]

I just put on my board shots and some sun block and have my surfboard on hand. I just got done with a back workout and having my last meal of chicken breast, rice and broccoli. Hard core to the end.

I died for you bitches!

I think a Mass04 bodybuilder funeral would be in order. Rest easy, bro. Your final rites will attended to with all the thonged men with glamour muscles that Getbig can muster. You will not have died in vain.

[pellius]

pellius, the only thing more romantic would be for you to drive a flaming jaguar into the oncoming wave yelling something epic about getbig.

Nobody has Jags on in these parts. Mostly trucks. Myself included.

My fag neighbors have all evacuated. Cowards. Does everybody want to live forever? WTF?

Anyway, with 20 minutes to go I decided to give the roosters that never let me sleep in their last meal. I toss them some scraps of rice.

Don't say I don't have a soft touch.

Anyway, I heading toward the shore now with camera in hand.

If I never get my last pics to GB here's the last one I took while still among the living. The roosters eating their last meal.

[pellius]

I think a Mass04 bodybuilder funeral would be in order. Rest easy, bro. Your final rites will attended to with all the thonged men with glamour muscles that Getbig can muster. You will not have died in vain.

You brought a tear to my eye.

I love you man. (no homo)

* Powers down laptop, says the Lord's Prayer, walks out to the shore with dignity and honor *

15 minutes to go.

[240 is Back]

"If I never get my last pics to GB here's the last one I took while still among the living. The roosters eating their last meal. "

Even in his last hour, it could still be said that pellius was all about the cock.

 

[JOHN MATRIX]

pellius hopefully you are preparing to die a getbiggers death of Honor and get fully contest-ready (don posing trunks, pump up real quick, apply spraytan), walk out to the beach, and hit your best front double biceps as the wall of water bears down and ends your life.

[The Showstoppa]

[pellius]

Well, it's here. I notice some rumblings in the water. I'm pumping up now.

[pellius]

I need a reason to live!

[The Showstoppa]

I need a reason to live!

hahahah ROFL !!!!!!

[pellius]

Connection keeps dropping out... too far from my router... getbig too slow ( AGAIN!)... going catabolic... forgot BCAAs....

Fuck me!

[Spoony Luv]

Calfornia is probably next

why do you think they have kept the borders wide open and the state to go Billions of dollars in debt over the past decade...This shit is planned...

[Spoony Luv]

HAARP ??

I would bet the house on it...

[pellius]

Well, the tension is building. Looks like the tide has risen. I thought it was suppose to recede. I heard on the radio that there was a traffic fatality. A motorcycle rider bite the dust. They have not confirmed if it is tsunami related.

I briefly lost consciousness while sitting out there. Or I dozed off. Anyway, I saw a white light. I went to it. I woke up.

I think Slacker is behind this. He promise me I'd meet my demise.

I stare out at the shore line with a stoic resignation. I feel brave as I meet my demise.

[newmom]

I need a reason to live!

omg lmaoooooooooo wtf

[dr.chimps]

I need a reason to live!

LOL. Imagine if that was the last image you saw before getting swept away. Where is your God, now? 

[Stavios]

LMAO at pellius 

[pellius]

Well, so far I'm a bit underwhelmed. I'm started to get bored and it's getting hot as hell. I'm trying to avoid getting a tan just in case I have to post more pics for SusanFitness. She's gotten a lot of traction on my sun burnt bod.

Anyway, since it's deserted around here and everybody headed for the hills I decided to sneak into my neighbor's back yard. They live right across from me and have a way better back yard. Mine is just a jungle but they got their own private little lagoon where they blaze some fine herb well into the night.

The first pic is taken with me leaning against the wall of their house and the second is when I walk through the brush. It's looking a little rancid since the last time I was there.

[kiwiol]

Nobody has Jags on in these parts. Mostly trucks. Myself included.

My fag neighbors have all evacuated. Cowards. Does everybody want to live forever? WTF?

Anyway, with 20 minutes to go I decided to give the roosters that never let me sleep in their last meal. I toss them some scraps of rice.

Don't say I don't have a soft touch.

Anyway, I heading toward the shore now with camera in hand.

If I never get my last pics to GB here's the last one I took while still among the living. The roosters eating their last meal.

So your last pic is about cocks?

Not exactly inappropriate in the G&O.

[pellius]

Well, I'm thinking of calling it day a just take a nap. What a waste. I just heard on the news that it's not over yet. Don't get comfortable. Yeah, right. And to think everyone in the neighborhood is crammed in some high school gym. Maybe I should take one last pic but why bother. Nothing has changed.

I hope 2012 doesn't turn out like this.

[pellius]

So your last pic is about cocks?

Not exactly inappropriate in the G&O.

LOL! I'll leave it to you to come up with something like that.

Well played, my friend. Well played.

[pellius]

LOL. Imagine if that was the last image you saw before getting swept away. Where is your God, now?  

Well, there's a very good chance that I will burn in hell so I feel the image will steel my resolve.

BTW, just got breaking news. With "guarded optimism" Hawaii may have just dodge a bullet. This was then echoed by the other news anchor with "This is a good thing. A very good thing." Follow by, "Keep an eye on 'funny oscillations'"

Oh brother. Just kill us all already.

[pellius]

you are sadly missing the point

it is bye bye life on the island or cali

as in whiped out

unless you are versed in contacting the dead 

No matter how often these predictions and conspiracy theorist are wrong, and they alway are, be it swine flu, ebola, bird flu, Y2k, JFK, moon landing these kooks just keep going. They are always, always wrong but it just doesn't matter.

I'm still here. Sitting on the shore line. And I didn't even get my feet wet. And the roosters has been spared another day to continue to wake me up early in the morning.

[Montague]

I just saw a headline on one of the news sites that sounds as if the threat is over?

[chaos]

I hope benz is OK.

[disturbia]

ok drama queen settle down

Honolulu, Hawaii (CNN) -- The tsunami warning is canceled for the state of Hawaii, the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center said.

"There was no assessment of any damage in any county, which is quite remarkable," said Gov. Linda Lingle, who said witnesses had reported seeing "dramatic surges going on in the ocean."

"It's just a wonderful day that nothing happened and no one was hurt or injured," she said.

An official with the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center said the island chain had "dodged a bullet" after smaller-than-expected waves were reported as a result of a massive earthquake that struck Chile early Saturday.

The first waves of the tsunami were recorded on the Big Island around noon (5 p.m. ET), 16 hours after the Chilean temblor. Gauges showed water levels rising 3 feet in Hilo and remaining at that level.

"It's almost the best sort of tsunami you can possibly have, one that's big enough that everyone sees that something happened, but not big enough to cause any damage," said Gerald Fryer, a geophysicist with the warning center.