Whats the fake orders for pizza about?
Keith and Basile are old farts who have been put out to pasture and now do nothing but make every attempt to get my attention or talk to them because their own family doesn't give a shit about it. They now live their lives on the internet because real life has forsaken them.
Basile realizes that his dream of being a great bodybuilder will never come true as he never turned pro. He's almost 70 years old and he now post on Getbig embellishing his great "national title" as though he won the Mr Olympia, Or Mr Universe....

Keith used to hang with movie stars and did commericals and was an arm wrestling professional. Now he's 600+ pounds and in very poor health thanks to a spider bite.....

I bet when he tries to call Sly or Jonesy, they problably put him on hold for 5 minutes and then hang up the phone on him. Now, even his former business partners and collegues have aired out Keith for the person he is after ripping them off.
Both old, both pathetic, both no longer relevant.....