LOL! Can you imagine Branch, dressed as in the above pic, pounding on teh neighbors door for five minutes scaring the living hell out of the entire neighborhood after leaping out of his 20 foot pick-up truck! Haha! There aint nothing "good" about these meatheaded delusionites!
I think it would go more like this:
Buddy: Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
Branch: Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
Buddy: Ohhh.....he's an angry elf.
Epic overcompensation for small mans syndrome