Stimulus Funds Pay for Monkey Research

[Soul Crusher]

the 73 grand is probably actually a $45k position, when you factor in the guy's healthcare, workmans comp insurance

and it's not like the money was used for Obama's toilet paper.  It's an American at work.  And he's paying $12 grand of that to taxes.  And he's spending the other 32,000, which means he's boosting the economy.  Maybe he's making a car payment on a Ford.

I guar-an-fuck-ing-tee you... if obama had specifically SLASHED this job, this monkey handler would be on fox news, and they'd be throwing him a pity party, blaming obama, showing his house get foreclosed, etc.

The end is truly near. 

[240 is Back]

of this house of cards running finance joke?

[Soul Crusher]

of this house of cards running finance joke?

we are relyinh on monkey trainers to rescue the country.

[Dos Equis]

Please, its more waste fraud and abuse. 

Why dont they use stim money to hire me a high end hooker and study the effects of the blow job she gives me?

lol

[Soul Crusher]

lol

Why not? 

[Kazan]

Look at it this way, we have proof that one job was created by the stimulus

[kcballer]

I don't see a problem with this.  Monkeys are genetically similar to humans, why not study addiction in their brains.  It's not like it's ethical to give humans cocaine and study them and the payoff could be a better understanding on how to tackle addiction and perhaps stop it.

[Soul Crusher]

I don't see a problem with this.  Monkeys are genetically similar to humans, why not study addiction in their brains.  It's not like it's ethical to give humans cocaine and study them and the payoff could be a better understanding on how to tackle addiction and perhaps stop it.

Of course you dont have an issue with it. 

[Kazan]

I don't see a problem with this.  Monkeys are genetically similar to humans, why not study addiction in their brains.  It's not like it's ethical to give humans cocaine and study them and the payoff could be a better understanding on how to tackle addiction and perhaps stop it.

Ethical, shit I bet people would be lining up to get free cocain