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For Earl
« on: March 16, 2010, 08:04:40 PM »
It's all in good fun!

9:15 AM. Ben Roethlisberger wakes up under a pile of beer cans. Practice started at 8 but **** it. The Steelers defense comes in and carries him to the bathroom, where he runs the hot water to clean the deep nail scratches and dried blood he got all over his arms from the night before.

"Don't remember what happened...must have gone raccoon wrestling with my bros again. Hmm."

Ben begins to wonder where the fist full of blonde hair in his right hand came from, but shrugs it off and his the Steelers defensive line carry him down the stairs to the kitchen. He's about to leave the house and head to practice on his sweet motorcycle when he sees the mostly unused helmet he bought a couple years ago.

Should Ben:

A. Put on his helmet and head to practice.
B. Helmets are for girls. Just jump on the bike. Wheeeeee!
C. Pound 8 beers and bring the helmet so you have something to puke in.
D. Rape the helmet.
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 08:12:58 PM »
ill just place this here  :)


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Re: For Earl
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 07:38:06 AM »
CLASSIC.


This shit is getting better and better.
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 08:29:19 AM »
 :D
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 01:30:52 PM »
very funny :P

the drama on and off the field never ends with him, he's a good qb but i don't think we would miss a beat if we had somebody like matt schaub

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Re: For Earl
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 06:50:20 PM »
Thank God its not my QB  or he'd be on the covers of PEOPLE and US magazine in the supermarkets.
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2010, 06:53:14 PM »
Quote from: regmac on March 17, 2010, 06:50:20 PM
Thank God its not my QB  or he'd be on the covers of PEOPLE and US magazine in the supermarkets.

he's not dating jessica simpson or carrie underwood anymore

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Re: For Earl
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2010, 06:57:54 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on March 17, 2010, 06:53:14 PM
he's not dating jessica simpson or carrie underwood anymore

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Re: For Earl
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2010, 02:16:11 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on March 17, 2010, 01:30:52 PM
very funny :P

the drama on and off the field never ends with him, he's a good qb but i don't think we would miss a beat if we had somebody like matt schaub

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I thought Houston and all their players sucked in your mind...OUTED  ;D ;)
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2010, 02:16:53 PM »
Quote from: tonymctones on March 19, 2010, 02:16:11 PM
I thought Houston and all their players sucked in your mind...OUTED  ;D ;)

schaub is good, the team overall sucks :)

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Re: For Earl
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2010, 02:37:34 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on March 19, 2010, 02:16:53 PM
schaub is good, the team overall sucks :)

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LOL your day of reckoning is coming
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2010, 02:59:29 PM »
Quote from: tonymctones on March 19, 2010, 02:37:34 PM
LOL your day of reckoning is coming
I hear a lot of positive things about Houston.   They may be the suprise for next season.   It may be an ALL TX Superbowl!!!!!
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2010, 04:39:21 PM »
houston has been a "sleeper" team for what, 5 years now?

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Re: For Earl
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2010, 05:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on March 19, 2010, 04:39:21 PM
houston has been a "sleeper" team for what, 5 years now?

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LOL I never said that, not once...they under perform which is no excuse

Im the guy who goes to the game screaming "8 and 8 isnt great" they have more talent than most teams and are in one of the toughest divisions in the league and has been since they have been a franchise unlike the steelers  ;)

they have to prove they can put it all together and until then they are just as crappy as the browns or the bengals for the last 80 years... ;) must be nice having 2 shitty ass teams in your division huh?
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2010, 05:28:51 PM »
Quote from: regmac on March 19, 2010, 02:59:29 PM
I hear a lot of positive things about Houston.   They may be the suprise for next season.   It may be an ALL TX Superbowl!!!!!
we play you guys this season in your new stadium...
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2010, 07:09:51 PM »
Quote from: tonymctones on March 19, 2010, 05:28:51 PM
we play you guys this season in your new stadium...
We who?
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2010, 07:11:05 PM »
Quote from: tonymctones on March 19, 2010, 05:28:51 PM
we play you guys this season in your new stadium...
The Houston/ Dallas game is in Houston.   REVENGE!!!!!
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2010, 10:54:46 PM »
Quote from: tonymctones on March 19, 2010, 05:21:59 PM
LOL I never said that, not once...they under perform which is no excuse

Im the guy who goes to the game screaming "8 and 8 isnt great" they have more talent than most teams and are in one of the toughest divisions in the league and has been since they have been a franchise unlike the steelers  ;)

they have to prove they can put it all together and until then they are just as crappy as the browns or the bengals for the last 80 years... ;) must be nice having 2 shitty ass teams in your division huh?

yes it was also nice having houston's last team in our division, the oilers :P

the bengals went to two super bowls in the 80's, the browns shoudl've went to two


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Re: For Earl
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2010, 12:21:01 AM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on March 19, 2010, 10:54:46 PM
yes it was also nice having houston's last team in our division, the oilers :P

the bengals went to two super bowls in the 80's, the browns shoudl've went to two


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LOL so 30 yrs ago your division was good? hahhahahhhahah

and the oilers arent in your division they are in ours as i missed a super bowl win by half a yard...as in won 15 straight in the regular season, as in the number one rushing team in the league...maybe if you go back to the 1950's the doo doo browns or the bengals had a record like that...again must be nice having two shitty ass teams in your division... ;)
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2010, 06:00:37 AM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on March 19, 2010, 04:39:21 PM
houston has been a "sleeper" team for what, 5 years now?

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Re: For Earl
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2010, 12:59:00 PM »
Quote from: tonymctones on March 20, 2010, 12:21:01 AM
LOL so 30 yrs ago your division was good? hahhahahhhahah

and the oilers arent in your division they are in ours as i missed a super bowl win by half a yard...as in won 15 straight in the regular season, as in the number one rushing team in the league...maybe if you go back to the 1950's the doo doo browns or the bengals had a record like that...again must be nice having two shitty ass teams in your division... ;)

AFC North may not be the best division in football but it sure is the most physical.
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2010, 04:24:27 PM »
Quote from: UPINTHEMGUTS on March 20, 2010, 12:59:00 PM
AFC North may not be the best division in football but it sure is the most physical.


The AFC eat might give it a run for it's money this year. If anything, the Jets and the Phins will beat on ya.
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2010, 04:50:24 PM »
Quote from: UPINTHEMGUTS on March 20, 2010, 12:59:00 PM
AFC North may not be the best division in football but it sure is the most physical.
certainly one of the most but the NFC north and east both have hard hitting defenses and running backs as well
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Re: For Earl
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2010, 02:29:48 PM »
hahaha the prosecution is trying to talk to the wack job in nevada

translation:  we are desperate and have nothing 8)

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Re: For Earl
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2010, 07:13:14 PM »
they don't want big ben's dna

translation:  we have no case :D

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