The Creepy Shit thread

[Army of One]

Based upon other getbiggers interest in weird unexplained things that have been documented, lets have getbiggers recount their weird stories, either experienced personally or more well known events.Female bodybuilders and the Olympia after parties dont count.Ill start with this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident

[emn1964]

Here's my contribution to the aptly named Creepy Shit THread:

[disturbia]

I TOOK A shit that looked like Elvis, that was a creepy shit

[Army of One]

I took a shit on my keyboard once, it proceeded to register an account on Getbig as Vince Goodrum.

[Cleanest Natural]

I took a shit on my keyboard once, it proceeded to register an account on Getbig as Vince Goodrum.

you are yet to produce a pic to prove you look better than Goodrum 

[disturbia]

I took a shit on my keyboard once, it proceeded to register an account on Getbig as Vince Goodrum.

lolol
i find htis hilarious

[Army of One]

you are yet to produce a pic to prove you look better than Goodrum 

About 3 years late on that one, check history, its been posted many times.

[Cleanest Natural]

About 3 years late on that one, check history, its been posted many times.

really ?

can you repost it ?

[che]

 

[Army of One]

[James Blunt]

People are about the only thing creepy in this world. Aliens and UFO's are creepy but not real (in a sense, of course they're real but they won't affect you). Ted bundy will kill you and freeze your nutsack. That's scary.

Tweakers in the woods. I was riding my banshee in the woods about 6 miles out on a cutoff trail and I came across a 5th wheel in the middle of bumfuck, and tweakers came out tweaked out as fuck shooting at me. I stumbled across their methlab. I knew it was fucked up when their were bottles of random shit strewn everywhere. Cue the tweakers right when I was riding along. wondering wtf. I ride stoned so it was a fucking SHOCK. Not one but two tweakers come out screaming. I was flying balls out of there so scared. I heard shots. Don;t know if they were shooting at me but I'm assuming they were. It wasn't very long that they were there either because I had went through there about 5 days earlier. Beware of tweakers in the woods!

[Army of One]

People are about the only thing creepy in this world. Aliens and UFO's are creepy but not real (in a sense, of course they're real but they won't affect you). Ted bundy will kill you and freeze your nutsack. That's scary.

Tweakers in the woods. I was riding my banshee in the woods about 6 miles out on a cutoff trail and I came across a 5th wheel in the middle of bumfuck, and tweakers came out tweaked out as fuck shooting at me. I stumbled across their methlab. I knew it was fucked up when their were bottles of random shit strewn everywhere. Cue the tweakers right when I was riding along. wondering wtf. I ride stoned so it was a fucking SHOCK. Not one but two tweakers come out screaming. I was flying balls out of there so scared. I heard shots. Don;t know if they were shooting at me but I'm assuming they were. It wasn't very long that they were there either because I had went through there about 5 days earlier. Beware of tweakers in the woods!

Thats true, this case freaks the shit out of me, like a real life horror movie, you can find extended versions of it online and its really disturbing reading.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_Girl_Scout_Murders

[Mr Nobody]

I TOOK A shit that looked like Elvis, that was a creepy shit

Elvis died for you bitches taking a shit.

[James Blunt]

Humans are some fucked up creatures.
 
There isn't much creepier than this fellow, bjorks stalker.

PEople are CRAZY SON!

[240 is Back]

Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' 44 beneath my head

Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I run too slow they overtook me down in Juarez Mexico

Late in the hot joints takin' the pills in walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown
You're the dirty hack that shot your woman down
Said yes oh yes my name is Willy Lee if you've got the warrant just aread it to me
Shot her down because she made me slow
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more

When I was arrested I was dressed in black
They put me on a train and they took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail they slapped my dried up carcass in that country jail

Early next mornin' bout a half past nine I spied the sheriff coming down the line
Talked and he coughed as he cleared his throat
He said come on you dirty heck into that district court
Into the courtroom my trial began where I was handled by twelve honest men
Just before the jury started out I saw the little judge commence to look about

In about five minutes in walked the man holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read in the first degree I hollered Lordy Lordy have a mercy on me

The judge he smiled as he picked up his pin 99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down
Come on you've gotta listen unto me lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

[Army of One]

Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' 44 beneath my head

Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I run too slow they overtook me down in Juarez Mexico

Late in the hot joints takin' the pills in walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown
You're the dirty hack that shot your woman down
Said yes oh yes my name is Willy Lee if you've got the warrant just aread it to me
Shot her down because she made me slow
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more

When I was arrested I was dressed in black
They put me on a train and they took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail they slapped my dried up carcass in that country jail

Early next mornin' bout a half past nine I spied the sheriff coming down the line
Talked and he coughed as he cleared his throat
He said come on you dirty heck into that district court
Into the courtroom my trial began where I was handled by twelve honest men
Just before the jury started out I saw the little judge commence to look about

In about five minutes in walked the man holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read in the first degree I hollered Lordy Lordy have a mercy on me

The judge he smiled as he picked up his pin 99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down
Come on you've gotta listen unto me lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

This fails without the youtube to go with it, never disrespect the man again!

[indie-lad]

Based upon other getbiggers interest in weird unexplained things that have been documented, lets have getbiggers recount their weird stories, either experienced personally or more well known events.Female bodybuilders and the Olympia after parties dont count.Ill start with this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident

First time I ever read about this. Weird and interesting at the same time...

[Nirvana]

Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down
I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' 44 beneath my head

Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun took a shot of cocaine and away I run
Made a good run but I run too slow they overtook me down in Juarez Mexico

Late in the hot joints takin' the pills in walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said Willy Lee your name is not Jack Brown
You're the dirty hack that shot your woman down
Said yes oh yes my name is Willy Lee if you've got the warrant just aread it to me
Shot her down because she made me slow
I thought I was her daddy but she had five more

When I was arrested I was dressed in black
They put me on a train and they took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail they slapped my dried up carcass in that country jail

Early next mornin' bout a half past nine I spied the sheriff coming down the line
Talked and he coughed as he cleared his throat
He said come on you dirty heck into that district court
Into the courtroom my trial began where I was handled by twelve honest men
Just before the jury started out I saw the little judge commence to look about

In about five minutes in walked the man holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read in the first degree I hollered Lordy Lordy have a mercy on me

The judge he smiled as he picked up his pin 99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground I can't forget the day I shot that bad bitch down
Come on you've gotta listen unto me lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be

you are my hero

[Nirvana]

[Natural Man]

People are about the only thing creepy in this world. Aliens and UFO's are creepy but not real (in a sense, of course they're real but they won't affect you). Ted bundy will kill you and freeze your nutsack. That's scary.

Tweakers in the woods. I was riding my banshee in the woods about 6 miles out on a cutoff trail and I came across a 5th wheel in the middle of bumfuck, and tweakers came out tweaked out as fuck shooting at me. I stumbled across their methlab. I knew it was fucked up when their were bottles of random shit strewn everywhere. Cue the tweakers right when I was riding along. wondering wtf. I ride stoned so it was a fucking SHOCK. Not one but two tweakers come out screaming. I was flying balls out of there so scared. I heard shots. Don;t know if they were shooting at me but I'm assuming they were. It wasn't very long that they were there either because I had went through there about 5 days earlier. Beware of tweakers in the woods!

did you ask the local authorities to go take a look at this place you re talking about?

[TrueGrit]

I actually like the guy so am not picking on him because it's easy but:


Basile in a leotard, in a cage, pulling a meow face..

[James Blunt]

did you ask the local authorities to go take a look at this place you re talking about?

Yeah, I never got any word about what happened though. I haven't had the eggs to go back to that trail. I imagine the tweakers left and camped out somewhere else though. I used to like to hit far out places and go deep down trails but I just can't do it anymore 

[ToxicAvenger]

sometimes i creep into old people homes and take random shits around the house to baffle them 

[Mr Nobody]

Ralph Yates ate out a hooker in Mexico.

Ralph loved to eat out hookers best I recall.

[WillGrant]