last time a girl made your heart "skip a beat"

[johnnynoname]

johnny is the biggest homo here

seriously

x2

[johnnynoname]

Haha yes, it can be, especially if you are together merely for the sake of your children.

my parents werent married and i turned out fine

[Kwon]

my parents werent married and i turned out fine

You are one of the lucky ones then!

Some "try" to stay together merely for the sake of the childrens upbringing, for better or worse.

[Parker]

Maybe you need an artsy fartsy woman - a chick that's painting, sculpting, etc. wears dresses, no shoes, super long hair, always naked at home etc.
Not a retarded whore - those are great for short time pleasure but make you fill empty.
Both types are great, but each for a different purpose.

Sadly, the majority of women these days fall into that category, on their own volition.

I have had several times a woman make ticker flicker...until i realized, that they were just women, and no special than the anybody else...

[Doug_Steele]

You are one of the lucky ones then!

Some "try" to stay together merely for the sake of the childrens upbringing, for better or worse.

That was my parents and i turned out to be a degenerate. 

[Tre]

Doesn't happen.  I have no feelings.

Had this experience a couple of times at university, but that was almost 20 years ago.

[Palpatine Q]

Still happens to me....I'm a romantic.

[Doug_Steele]

Still happens to me....I'm a romantic.

I own "Fool's Gold" on Blu-Ray. 

[Les Grossman]

I'm the driver on the BangBus.....

[HICKSON]

Every time I see my wife & daughter.

[Doug_Steele]

I'm the driver on the BangBus.....

You lucky asshole.  Well, you did drive me and that girl that we picked up.   

[noworries]

I'm the driver on the BangBus.....

I'm the talent

This girl made my heart stop till she finally got off me

[Cleanest Natural]

last time a girlmade your hart skip was in a previous lifetime .. you were a lesbian

[Hulkotron]

 

[jtsunami]

did you see his cameo in SAW VI yet?

oh and as for the whole "I would make a any man skip a heartbeat thing", the other day i was looking at these awesome pair of vintage puma's at the mall and this dude was outside of the store, pointed at me, started licking his lips and blew a kiss at me.....i was flattered.  i think he wanted to meet me at the bathroom in the mall


little did he know that my man-pussy isn't for free

OMG no, I saw the movie but never saw him in it, I will look it up on youtube. 

[johnnynoname]

I'm the driver on the BangBus.....

if true then fuck you because you never shut the fuck up sometimes
then again, you're not as bad as that douchebag the milfhunter

btw, are you also the guy who drives the "bait bus" as well?

[jtsunami]

I'm the driver on the BangBus.....

how did you get that job?

[TEsticles]

It's much more fun being Kratos at the beginning of God of War I than Kratos at the end of God of War I

again , nicely put .............

[jtsunami]

johnny are you staying hairless still?  Do you ever get razor bumps or what is your strategy to stay smooth and silky in the harsh climate in NY?

[mogulgangi]

this is so funnny...im going thru the same situation....there is this girl that makes me nervous for some reason....i never get nervous around women...im ok with failing..dont give a fuck....

but for some reason this chicks makes me choke...im too scared to talk to her...and shes not even the prettiest...just has the most amazing body...

im wondering if it all means something

[tbombz]

i agree with bruce, you need an intellectual woman.

but are you an intellectual yourself? your smart, but do you think deep?

probably drop the alcohol johnny..  its such a surface, shallow, superficial drug..  

[johnnynoname]

johnny are you staying hairless still?  Do you ever get razor bumps or what is your strategy to stay smooth and silky in the harsh climate in NY?

here is the tip- shave everyday in the shower. 

Even when you have no hair present just give yourself a quick maintainance shave while in the shower.  It takes no time what so ever.  Oh, and don't be afraid to use a good quality "feminine razor" either and ALWAYS use a new razor

[Samourai Pizzacat]

It still happens to me now and then, too much different kinds of beauty out there to get used to it.

[jaejonna]

Everyday I seen at least one girl that makes my heart do that ... but I live in NYC .... so I see literally thousands a ppl a day.

[haider]

my parents werent married and i turned out fine

LOL!!!!!

the sarcasm in this one is strong