Why Does Jon Stewart Always Own Fox News

[Soul Crusher]

Skip slappin around slapper. 

[chadstallion]

He uses total FACTS AND FOOTAGE to show what a JOKE They are

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/thu-april-8-2010-david-remnick

because it's so easy to do.

[Slapper]

Hahahaha...as pathetic as it gets.  First it's name one.  Now, it's well can't you do better than that.  Your groveling is causing a tear in my eye.

Dude, I can't say it louder but not clearer: Name the countries (plural) you mentioned that would "dwarf" the USA when it comes to murderous tendencies.

I mean, you're so dumb you are not even willing to concede that making it into the top 5 would be a shameful record for any country at any time in history. Yet, the most you can come up with is the USSR... and I bet you're thinking about China, which would put us, at best, in 3rd place. Your entire game is proving me that we're not 1st or 2nd or 3rd? That's all you've got? Do you understand English?   

Once again, we're just going in circles...

I don't know buddy... it looks like you're being taken to school over and over again from where I'm standing. 

[Slapper]

Yes there is a difference.  You made a bullshit claim, can't back it up, and now you're running like bitch.

I keep telling you it's not a claim, it's an observation. Why are you so stubborn?

I don't need to get something out of your article, I lived in Germany for six years.  They're a great people, with great food, and a rich heritage (WW's aside).

Being cognizant and aware of their past is a far cry from your nonsense claim that "people are pissed mad with older generations".

Well, that's precisely what I was trying to get at, but then you decided to take the dialogue it in a different direction, I suspect you do that because you can see your argument basis shrink rapidly into a dead-end.

In the hopes of putting a lid on this bullshit escapade of yours let me get back to saying what I wanted to say originally, namely that I wish we Americans had the very same guilt the Germans have for the Holocaust for the things we've done to other peoples, like the Vietnamese, the Iraqis or the Koreans. What I was arguing before is that we carry no guilt whatsoever. And I stand behind it.
 

The reality is you're reading way too much into the article and then just making up shit to suit your beliefs.

Whaaaat? "[R]eading way too much". Now THAT explains it. Forget about reading what the writer intended to say, that Germans had a "terrible past" or that today's Germans are sceptical of any power source, be it judicial, political or military. I guess by "terrible past" he means they didn't win the World Cup enough times. Getdafuckattahere!
 

And, now that you can't back it up, you're pathetically crying.

Here, educate yourself: One and two.

From now on I will consider this a lecture, my lecture of you, not an argument.

[24KT]

From now on I will consider this a lecture, my lecture of you, not an argument.

Slapper, you can feel free to consider this a mere lecture to skip,
...but I gotta tell ya, from my perspective, it looks more like a KNOCK OUT.

Why he's even still talking... I don't know. 

[Skip8282]

Do you understand English?   
 

Apparently you don't.


First it's (in your own words) -

What country dwarfs our 350-year killing spree?

Singular moron, not plural.
Then when I bitch slapped you, now it's -

Name the countries (plural)

It's always comical when semi-literate ass-wipes like you accuse others of being dumb.  Have anything else you want to redefine?  Want to make some more changes on the fly?

How many times do we really have to go over this moron?

I guess Russia doesn't count?
I guess China doesn't count?
I guess Germany doesn't count?
I guess Japan doesn't count?
I guess Cambodia doesn't count?
I guess Mongolia doesn't count?
I guess Spain doesn't count?
I guess France doesn't count?
I guess Timurid doesn't count?

Do countries that have existed over millennia count?

At least you've finally gotten to the meat of your argument.  Of course I don't have any shame wherever we rank.  I reject your notion that putting a stop to Germany and Japan means that we have murderous tendencies.

[Skip8282]

I keep telling you it's not a claim, it's an observation. Why are you so stubborn?

Well, that's precisely what I was trying to get at, but then you decided to take the dialogue it in a different direction, I suspect you do that because you can see your argument basis shrink rapidly into a dead-end.

In the hopes of putting a lid on this bullshit escapade of yours let me get back to saying what I wanted to say originally, namely that I wish we Americans had the very same guilt the Germans have for the Holocaust for the things we've done to other peoples, like the Vietnamese, the Iraqis or the Koreans. What I was arguing before is that we carry no guilt whatsoever. And I stand behind it.
 
Whaaaat? "[R]eading way too much". Now THAT explains it. Forget about reading what the writer intended to say, that Germans had a "terrible past" or that today's Germans are sceptical of any power source, be it judicial, political or military. I guess by "terrible past" he means they didn't win the World Cup enough times. Getdafuckattahere!
 
Here, educate yourself: One and two.

From now on I will consider this a lecture, my lecture of you, not an argument.

The last 2 links are almost comical. 

Did you even read your own links moron?

"I am sure that my grandparents never voluntarily killed a Jew or another person, too."
"the people didn't protest because they were in fear of their and their family's lives."

Yeah...lot of "pissed off for not standing up to Hitler there... 

Germans are taught that What the Nazi's did to the Jews was bad.  Haha...what we did to the American Indians was bad.  Still doesn't support your idiotic claim.



You have what, maybe 70-90 years on this earth (just ballparking an average), and you want to spend your time crying and feeling guilty about the past?  Then knock yourself out douchebag.  But I have no intention of going through this short life with a guilt trip for something I've never done or been part of.  Empathy is one thing, living in guilt is another.  I don't think modern Germans who were neither born or ever participated in Hitler's regime should feel guilt.  I don't think modern Spaniards should feel guilt over Incan and Aztec atrocities.  While you're at, feel free to cry about Greek, Persian, and Egyptian slavery and atrocities.  Like I said, my shoulder is always available...

[Skip8282]

I don't know buddy... it looks like you're being taken to school over and over again from where I'm standing. 

Taking me to school?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Let's review:



First you claim that people around the globe hate us because of our ambivalent views on the atomic bombs.

Yet, the only thing you can produce is a survey that we are disliked, but nothing to indicate it has anything to do with our views of the atomic bombs.

=unsubstantiated, bullshit claim.



Next you claim that winners reduce unfavorable historical perspectives to a "footnote".

Yet, everybody knows about them, they were covered in depth when I was in school, hell a simple web search returns a plethora of information.  Guess all that information comes from "footnotes". 

=yet another unsubstantiated, bullshit claim.


Next you claim, "You go to Germany and you'll find out that people are pissed mad with the older generations not standing up to Hitler and putting such a dark stain in such a glorious past."

Of course, having lived extensively in Germany I knew this was nonsense.  You've yet to provide anything or a link backing up this nonsense claim. 


=yet another unsubstantiated, bullshit claim.





An observation is just that...something you've taken note of.

When you post something as fact, such as "You go to Germany and you'll find out that people are pissed mad with the older generations not standing up to Hitler and putting such a dark stain in such a glorious past.", that's a claim.

Of course when you encounter somebody who has actually been to Germany and lived there for some time and can call out your bullshit, now suddenly you're trying to backtrack and cover your ass and go with "observation".






You were trying to make up bullshit, got called on it, and now you want to offer it up as opinion.  If it's your opinion we carry no guilt and we should carry a lot of guilt, then so be it.  I disagree, but I'm not going to call you out just for having an opinion, nor have I.

I have not changed any dialogue, nor have I misrepresented anything you said.  I have reiterated your claim verbatim. 

Your inability to back up your bullshit claims is the only thing that keeps going off on a tangent.



School's dismissed...for the time being...

[Dos Equis]

Stop the fight . . . stop the fight . . . TKO.  Slapper you need to head back to the gym and train.   

[Slapper]

Slapper, you can feel free to consider this a mere lecture to skip,
...but I gotta tell ya, from my perspective, it looks more like a KNOCK OUT.

Why he's even still talking... I don't know. 

I tell you, these people are not Ok in the head.

[Slapper]

You asked for it.

LECTURE # 1.

Apparently you don't.

First it's (in your own words) -

Singular moron, not plural.
Then when I bitch slapped you, now it's -

I know, but YOU are the one who used the term "dwarf", not me. YOU said it. No one else. Just YOU. And this is what I'm interested in: Knowing exactly which country or countries you deem "dwarf" the USA in mass murder. This is what I've been waiting for you to say all along.

And I'm telling you this not because I want you to say something that will point out the obvious, namely that there ISN'T a country in the world that "dwarfs" the us in direct and indirect mass murder during the last 350 years, but because I'm throwing you a lifeline. Take it. The fact of the matter is that there may be a country or two that give us a run for our money, namely USSR/Russia and China, but that is IRRELEVANT, as their record in no way DWARFS ours. If you do not believe me, tally up the numbers. And, again, I'm talking about starting 350 years ago, which is when the birth of our nation (give or take a few decades) coincides with the Native American democide (which is when the pilgrims started going "wholesale" with the Pequot tribe killings in CT).

It's always comical when semi-literate ass-wipes like you accuse others of being dumb.

I'm not interested in how you feel about me. I don't give a shit about you and you don't give a shit about me. That's well established. No need to remind me every time. I certainly won't.

Lesson # 2:

How many times do we really have to go over this moron?

I guess Russia doesn't count?
I guess China doesn't count?
I guess Germany doesn't count?
I guess Japan doesn't count?
I guess Cambodia doesn't count?
I guess Mongolia doesn't count?
I guess Spain doesn't count?
I guess France doesn't count?
I guess Timurid doesn't count?

Do countries that have existed over millennia count?

Well, if we take "countries that have existed over millennia" as a benchmark then none of the countries would make your list. Cambodia and Mongolia gained their independence in the 1900s. Spain was born in 1492. Russia/USSR is barely 200 years old. China and Japan weren't even close to being born as nations. Germany was known as the Holy Roman Empire... et cetera. That's one of the reasons I asked you to keep it to 350 years, that way we could avoid all this absurdity.

Aside from this, 1) What is it exactly that you mean by "dwarfs"? And 2) Which country in that list, SERIOUSLY, "dwarfs" the US in mass murder (provide numbers please).

At least you've finally gotten to the meat of your argument.  Of course I don't have any shame wherever we rank.  I reject your notion that putting a stop to Germany and Japan means that we have murderous tendencies.

Sure, if you can't tell the difference between a civilian and a military... I can see how you can arrive at such a(n) (i)logical point. I mean, they were all fair game right? Too bad the UN and the rest of the civilized world doesn't agree with you (see Geneva Convention), including the government of the United States of America.  

Did you even read your own links moron?

I did. YOU didn't. There's a difference.

Yeah...lot of "pissed off for not standing up to Hitler there... Germans are taught that What the Nazi's did to the Jews was bad.  Haha...what we did to the American Indians was bad.  Still doesn't support your idiotic claim.

Somehow I don't think you're the reading type.

You missed the point big time.

Imagine we're talking about the Enola Gay and Little Boy. Imagine I say the bomb killed hundreds of thousands of people and that it was painted light green. You entire argument NOW revolves around the fact that you've just sort of found out that Little Boy was indeed painted dark green (not light green). You completely miss the point, the enormity of the action of dropping a nuke on a city and what it means in historical terms.

That's how stupid your argument is. And I feel stupid just having to point it out to you.

You have what, maybe 70-90 years on this earth (just ballparking an average), and you want to spend your time crying and feeling guilty about the past?  Then knock yourself out douchebag. But I have no intention of going through this short life with a guilt trip for something I've never done or been part of.  Empathy is one thing, living in guilt is another. I don't think modern Germans who were neither born or ever participated in Hitler's regime should feel guilt.  I don't think modern Spaniards should feel guilt over Incan and Aztec atrocities.  While you're at, feel free to cry about Greek, Persian, and Egyptian slavery and atrocities.

Dumb people certainly don't when they've reached new heights in dumbness. Precisely because they're dumb.

Dude, there's so much stupidity in the last paragraph I'm really not gonna waste my time.

If you want to talk about serious issues, let me know. If not, get together with your GI Joe friends and go hunt something.

[Skip8282]

Stop the fight . . . stop the fight . . . TKO.  Slapper you need to head back to the gym and train.   

lol...all too easy.


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