No wonder you almost enrolled at Ohio State just to getaway.
I still would have perferred to stay under ground.

The women of West Virginia are fuckin great!! If you are a Coal Miner...They rub your feet, make your food, rub every part of your body, drive you anywhere you want, put your beer up to your mouth for you, Clean, take care of the bills,..etc,...fuck whenever you want.

West Virginia is a hard working state.
