Internet dating - does it work?

[devilsmile]

exactly

if a bitch ho gets a email from me, on a dating site, they will then go to my profile and see my pics

even the biggest slut will look at my pic and totally think i'm a douchebag and dismiss immediately.  Remember, girls do end up with douchebags but they don't know that they are douchebags because they are blinded by whatever "game" said douchebag is using.  (btw, the exception to this rule is when you are a gay male because being inshape, vain and tan will always get you a response with the gays)

now, picking up a girl in personal allows you to  use whatever trickery you need to use to distract her from the fact that you have better shaped eyebrows than her

HAHAHAH, we are so allike JNN, it's so IRRITATING I know (no homo)... I just hate the fact that dudes have to be one girl guys and "women have the right to choose  


the fact that I have equally long eyelids as girls gives me a bonus sometime, though I think I should do something to my eyebrows it seems

[Parker]

HAHAHAH, we are so allike JNN, it's so IRRITATING I know (no homo)... I just hate the fact that dudes have to be one girl guys and "women have the right to choose  


the fact that I have equally long eyelids as girls gives me a bonus sometime, though I think I should do something to my eyebrows it seems

Didn't I say that you were a young JNN...hit it right on the button.

[devilsmile]

Didn't I say that you were a young JNN...hit it right on the button.

that's what you said man, you did  

many of the things, almost all the things which JNN has wrote are like my handwriting it's crazy.

JNN how old are you and what's your horoscope  

[Parker]

that's what you said man, you did  

many of the things, almost all the things which JNN has wrote are like my handwriting it's crazy.

JNN how old are you and what's your horoscope  

He's 31...10 yrs older than you, so you are communicating with your future...

[devilsmile]

He's 31...10 yrs older than you, so you are communicating with your future...

maby he's my long lost father.... hmmmmmhh.....

and JNN thought I was his father... 

[ThaRealist]

maby he's my long lost father.... hmmmmmhh.....

and JNN thought I was his father... 

He is only a big brother to us at GB...

[phreak]

met my wife on an online dating site over 5 years ago. Still very happy together.

Online dating is about honesty. You will only get pigs if you are afraid to ask for what you want. I told potential dates up front that we would fuck on the first date. Can't handle that? Then GTFO. Next!

[devilsmile]

He is only a big brother to us at GB...

it was in JNN's thread about does your physique get bad attention and angry stares

but yeah obviously big brother...

[ShipSekki]

 Internet dating works great. It's so easy to set up dates like that.

 I posted some little thing online about a month ago and I got like 15 replies, went on about 5 dates. Some of them went very, very well.

[just_a_pilgrim]

Man,when I see how dudes are pulling dimes online,  I think I should try harder, on the Real Ryan, my friends tell me, i need to put my foot out there...online or everywhere. I don't put any effort in...because I think quality has gone down. I simply just wanna chill with a woman and that's that. Just because something looks good doesn't mean it's good for you. And some of these "hot" women are COMPLETE DEMONS, yeah you might get some trim, but then they start effing with your job, YOUR CAR.

I have a hot friend/former co-worker, blonde, beautiful. She met her man on Eharmony.com, but she is 26-27 and wants to get married---desperate to get married, but "Chloe" (She reminds me of Chloe from Smallville) is like a lot of women, thinking about the act of marriage instead of the actual marriage. Sheis not a whore, tease, bitch, etc. So, I'm like "why are you on that site", and of course hundreds of dudes were throwing their hat in the ring...she didn't have to reject them face to face, but the attention she got was emmense...more so than she got before...

E-Harmony is being advertised on TV like crazy here in Australia as the greatest thing to find marriage that 2% of Americans who get married met on E-Harmony.

I see it and think it's just another hook-up site for guys

[just_a_pilgrim]

Internet dating works great. It's so easy to set up dates like that.

 I posted some little thing online about a month ago and I got like 15 replies, went on about 5 dates. Some of them went very, very well.

3 lays in 2 days i heard 

[ShipSekki]

3 lays in 2 days i heard 

 That's right.

 And the internet add got me 2 of those

[devilsmile]

the VERY MOST important thing in internet dating is quality pictures.

With quality I mean pictures where you loo like your very self and you look good... some induviduals are very living souls and a still picture would do them just harm, so take lots and lots of pictures in differend locations take even houndreds of pictures, if you only get 4 VERY good pictures then they are golden but I'm sure there's more than that.

With those anyone should go far... internet dating websites are filled with people who "search for something" its so ridiculous. Congrantulations if someone has found their dream love through it, but still it's not too common. Most people are just looking for that one thing that has been commericalised to death and shouldn't be spoken about even it's natural and everyone wants that, sex.

[Smanjh]

the VERY MOST important thing in internet dating is quality pictures.

With quality I mean pictures where you loo like your very self and you look good... some induviduals are very living souls and a still picture would do them just harm, so take lots and lots of pictures in differend locations take even houndreds of pictures, if you only get 4 VERY good pictures then they are golden but I'm sure there's more than that.

With those anyone should go far... internet dating websites are filled with people who "search for something" its so ridiculous. Congrantulations if someone ha found their dream love through it, but still it's not too common. Most people are jsut looking for that one thing that has been commericalised to death and shouldn't be spoken about even it's natural and everyone wants that, sex.

I agree, every angle possible next to stuff to give yourself some perspective in the shot. And put up bad pictures or have them from every angle for the chick to see before you meet her. Of course, I have a 12 inch penis and use that as my profile pic. so unfortunately I am big from every angle. LOL. 

Or you can just crash a party and nail the drunkest hot chick you can find, works for me:)

[devilsmile]

I agree, every angle possible next to stuff to give yourself some perspective in the shot. And put up bad pictures or have them from every angle for the chick to see before you meet her. Of course, I have a 12 inch penis and use that as my profile pic. so unfortunately I am big from every angle. LOL.  

Or you can just crash a party and nail the drunkest hot chick you can find, works for me:)

I have only 10 inches so can't use that as a profile pic  ,

But yeah it's easyer and not easyer to get chicks in "non invitational partys", there's allways left and right sides to both internet dating and going outside.

[ShipSekki]

 One time I lied my ass off about my job and made myself out to be extremely rich.

 It worked great.

 Lots of women are out for money.

 So if you just wanna get soe pussy. A few little white lies might help.

[devilsmile]

One time I lied my ass off about my job and made myself out to be extremely rich. It worked great.

 Lots of women are out for money.

 So if you just wanna get soe pussy. A few little white lies might help.

  

and she didn't question the fact that you picked her up with a bicycle wearing 10 year old jeans and a wallmart t-shirt and drove to a karaoke bar?


musted been some very dumb ass asian girl with twisted teeth

[Smanjh]

  

and she didn't question the fact that you picked her up with a bicycle wearing 10 year old jeans and a wallmart t-shirt and drove to a karaoke bar?


musted been some very dumb ass asian girl with twisted teeth

I could see using a junker car and explaining that his other one was in the shop, then using a payday loan for some great date.

[devilsmile]

I could see using a junker car and explaining that his other one was in the shop, then using a payday loan for some great date.

EXTREMELY rich is not 4000 a month, or even 10 000 a month.

You would need a 2008 crysler sebring at minimum with golden rims as your back up car to convince her.

Secondly, after the date, why won't you show her your house, your big 3 level mansion or something? That's kinda suspiceous.

I won't recommend lieing. And dont' you want women to want you for who you are, for you body/looks/attitude rather than money  

[Smanjh]

EXTREMELY rich is not 4000 a month, or even 10 000 a month.

You would need a 2008 crysler sebring at minimum with golden rims as your back up car to convince her.

Secondly, after the date, why won't you show her your house, your big 3 level mansion or something? That's kinda suspiceous.

I won't recommend lieing. And dont' you want women to want you for who you are, for you body/looks/attitude rather than money  

Oh yeah. It is retarded to lie on those things. I mean, I don't tell them about my 12 inch cock because it must be seen to be believe but in general I am straight up with them, er, would be if I ever did anything like that.

[Parker]

E-Harmony is being advertised on TV like crazy here in Australia as the greatest thing to find marriage that 2% of Americans who get married met on E-Harmony.

I see it and think it's just another hook-up site for guys

But, they don't advertise how many of that 2% of marriages end up in divorce. Women in America want to get married, they focus on the the wedding not the marriage. They end up finding some slub that will fall for her and pop the question. the end goal for women, especially high mileage women is to get a "square" to marry them.

There are women you bed and the women you wed, the key for women is to be one you bed and wed

[Cleanest Natural]

I went on chatroulette

oh brother .... 60 % were jacking off...30% weirdos ...3-4 girls lol

I feel dirty after watching that hahaha

[ShipSekki]

  

and she didn't question the fact that you picked her up with a bicycle wearing 10 year old jeans and a wallmart t-shirt and drove to a karaoke bar?


musted been some very dumb ass asian girl with twisted teeth

 I pulled it off perfectly. It was about 5 years ago.

 I was housesitting for a freind in LA and he had a huge home in the Santa Monica area. And at that time I was driving a brand new truck. So I was able to play it off like a I was a straight up millionare.
 
 I had some total gold diggers all over me. Totally fooled them. It was fun, and since they were gold diggers anyway I don't feel bad about playing them. These were some LA bimbos.

[devilsmile]

I pulled it off perfectly. It was about 5 years ago.

 I was housesitting for a freind in LA and he had a huge home in the Santa Monica area. And at that time I was driving a brand new truck. So I was able to play it off like a I was a straight up millionare.
 
 I had some total gold diggers all over me. Totally fooled them. It was fun, and since they were gold diggers anyway I don't feel bad about playing them. These were some LA bimbos.

ah well in that case... bimbos are bimbos... I take it that LA bimbos are even bimboer than the bimbos in northern europe.. not saying they're ugly, just that their aura at present is something you can't/don't whanna connect with  , saying that they have a plastic/candy gameboy as their brain

[bigmc]

I went on chatroulette

oh brother .... 60 % were jacking off...30% weirdos ...3-4 girls lol

I feel dirty after watching that hahaha

i take it you were in the 60 % percent gang with a foot firmly in the 30 % gang my lizard worshipping gypsy amigo