Internet dating - does it work?

[Tapeworm]

Yes and no.  So far I have learned that everyone on the internet is doing great and loving life but are looking for that special someone to share it with.  Oh and they all have a GSOH, which must be true because they tell you so point blank. 

[Cleanest Natural]

i take it you were in the 60 % percent gang with a foot firmly in the 30 % gang my lizard worshipping gypsy amigo

wow


you def "owned" me here 

[CalvinH]

Never done it.and I don't myspace,facebook,or twitter.
I'ts alot more fun to go out and meet a girl.

[Cleanest Natural]

Never done it.and I don't myspace,facebook,or twitter.
I'ts alot more fun to go out and meet a girl.

tru dat

[CalvinH]

tru dat

By going out and meeting them I mean filling them full of booze and seeing if they loose their inhibitions

[bigmc]

wow


you def "owned" me here 

was being serious

you are a total lunatic

[Palpatine Q]

Yes and no.  So far I have learned that everyone on the internet is doing great and loving life but are looking for that special someone to share it with.  Oh and they all have a GSOH, which must be true because they tell you so point blank. 

I don't know what a GSOH is...but I agree with you.

It seems every person online is  VERY successful,educated, speaks 4 languages, has climbed mount Everest 6 times, travels the world, gives time to charities....Makes you wonder what they are doing on a dating site 

[BIG_STI]

I tried it a few years back and never again, the first whore I met had her hand down my pants in 20 mins. Lot of crazy bitches on these sites

[CalvinH]

I don't know what a GSOH is...but I agree with you.

It seems every person online is  VERY successful,educated, speaks 4 languages, has climbed mount Everest 6 times, travels the world, gives time to charities....Makes you wonder what they are doing on a dating site 

I've been a big fan of book stores and the grocery lately

[The Showstoppa]

By "internet dating" you guys mean surfing for porn and roughing up the suspect, right?

[johnnynoname]

Never done it.and I don't myspace,facebook,or twitter.
I'ts alot more fun to go out and meet a girl.

you're an exception HOWEVER a modern dude NEEDS a Facebook account.

whether you like it or not, Hot girls (of all ages) have facebook accounts

mind you, i'm old school and still like the "hunt" of meeting a girl in public and talking her up in hopes of getting her number.....however, you have to accept that technology has changed the scene alittle


@devilsmile- take my advice (since you are following in my footsteps)- always be the first one to perform if you work a revue show because that is when the audience is most interested.  DON"T BE LAST!! You will get the ladies when they are most bored/broke

[Tapeworm]

I don't know what a GSOH is...but I agree with you.

It seems every person online is  VERY successful,educated, speaks 4 languages, has climbed mount Everest 6 times, travels the world, gives time to charities....Makes you wonder what they are doing on a dating site 

It means Good Sense Of Humor.  These dating profiles would cure insomnia, and then like Swiss clockwork: "GSOH."  

Meeting for coffee?  Huh, ya your boss sounds like he doesn't appreciate all your hard work.  O hai, I'll have the quad espresso, please.

[Palpatine Q]

It means Good Sense Of Humor.  These dating profiles would cure insomnia, and then like Swiss clockwork: "GSOH."  

Meeting for coffee?  Huh, ya your boss sounds like he doesn't appreciate all your hard work.  O hai, I'll have the quad espresso, please.

LOLOLOL 

I'll never meet for coffee...if a person can't set aside some prime time for me and have few drinks, fuck them

[CalvinH]

you're an exception HOWEVER a modern dude NEEDS a Facebook account.

whether you like it or not, Hot girls (of all ages) have facebook accounts

mind you, i'm old school and still like the "hunt" of meeting a girl in public and talking her up in hopes of getting her number.....however, you have to accept that technology has changed the scene alittle


@devilsmile- take my advice (since you are following in my footsteps)- always be the first one to perform if you work a revue show because that is when the audience is most interested.  DON"T BE LAST!! You will get the ladies when they are most bored/broke

So I'm not modern

[Cleanest Natural]

was being serious

you are a total lunatic

kinda ironic coming from you don't you think ?

[Tapeworm]

LOLOLOL 

I'll never meet for coffee...if a person can't set aside some prime time for me and have few drinks, fuck them

I like the coffee.  Could go grab a bite to eat or could well gotta get goin' and good luck with that wart that wasn't in your pictures.

[johnnynoname]

So I'm not modern

you're just really manly-that's all

[CalvinH]

you're just really manly-that's all

Ha!  just think of it this way.if you go to a book store and you see a cute chick in the self help or romance section it's a lock .at the grocery store just check out what the girl has in her cart.baby food,pampers,or kids cereal and it's a no go.
just a little food in the cart and it's a green light.


it's easy to lie when it's the internet but whats the girl gonna say when she's got a cart full of pampers

[newmom]

well I was on Match.com...I don't date anyone from the gym (dont shit where you eat) nor dudes from bars, so it was a way to meet someone. When I was ready to date last year, went on some really great dates, but didn't meet anyone spectacular except one. Albeit we are no longer together, I would still reccomend.

They would tell me horror stories of women that would show up not at all looking like their pictures or they had just a head shot (that means she is hiding something IMO). See this is when I fell bad for men, here they are, meet for dinner(not a good 1st date choice IMO just because MOST men would feel stuck paying for the tab). Meet for drinks or something first. I ALWAYS offered to pay my half but for some reason some took offense to that (guess its a macho thing) and some said absolutely not for me offering to kick in for the bill. I will say had some great fucking dinners for sure

[johnnynoname]

Ha!  just think of it this way.if you go to a book store and you see a cute chick in the self help or romance section it's a lock .at the grocery store just check out what the girl has in her cart.baby food,pampers,or kids cereal and it's a no go.
just a little food in the cart and it's a green light.


it's easy to lie when it's the internet but whats the girl gonna say when she's got a cart full of pampers

no- i totally agree

i'm not saying use facebook as a way to "meet" girls. NO- FB, for better or for worse, is apart of the modern communication landscape (along with Texting).  So, a guy absolutely needs one to stay in the game because, frankly, girls LOVE the facebook and texting

[CalvinH]

no- i totally agree

i'm not saying use facebook as a way to "meet" girls. NO- FB, for better or for worse, is apart of the modern communication landscape (along with Texting).  So, a guy absolutely needs one to stay in the game because, frankly, girls LOVE the facebook and texting

Oh,I'm a great texter

[Cleanest Natural]

I been single for the past 2 years. For these 2 years I had prfiles on 2 romanian dating sites. My aproach was mathematical am m3todical. I went out with 82 and banged 66 of which about 50 on the first night. But remember that with great numbers you sacrifice quality. With absolutely none of them I went out about town to be seen ( like a nice restaurant or something ). Always a cofee shop. At some point I got tired of it. Right now I'm cool single just jerking off to nice porn.

[Croatch]

Here's a cool one to try.
Monitor 1: Internet Porn
Monitor 2: Dating Profiles

Tell me which ones you like more?
 

[tbombz]

no- i totally agree

i'm not saying use facebook as a way to "meet" girls. NO- FB, for better or for worse, is apart of the modern communication landscape (along with Texting).  So, a guy absolutely needs one to stay in the game because, frankly, girls LOVE the facebook and texting

facebook and text messages are for family and friends. sure theres loose whores on there too.. but as quickerblade would put it(in reference to chatting chicks up via internet or text).. that shits for losers.

talk to their face when you see them, or call them and speak over the phone.

not to say that every woman on the planet is going to be turned off by a text or fb message... not at alll! of course not..   but you'd be better off without using them...    less connection now=more connection later.. expecially if you dont appear eager (using texts/internet seems kinda insecure.. couldnt you talk to someone around you, go to a friends house, or just wait till you see the person? ? )

[johnnynoname]

i think ALOT of you are missing my point

i prefer Face to Face conversation with a woman and I prefer picking up girls in person



HOWEVER the fact in this matter is that girls LOVE facebook and the LOVE text messaging.  Shit, girls like alot of dumb stuff (ie Ke$ha) but you have to play along in order to stay in the game.


i'm TOTALLY AGAINST making the initial pick up via facebook HOWEVER you would be a schmuck to deny the fact that facebook and texting is a pertinent part of today's mating rituals