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Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« on: May 02, 2010, 09:57:56 AM »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News


A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.



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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2010, 10:00:58 AM »
Pity

Well, it's a given, humans are not supposed to have eels in our backsides
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2010, 10:01:07 AM »
Honoring those who improve the species...by
accidentally removing themselves from it!
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2010, 10:01:26 AM »
wow. just wow.

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2010, 10:02:18 AM »
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News


A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.



Owwwwwwww!!!

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2010, 10:29:23 AM »
Wow..the gays are escalating from Gerbils to Eels. What's next?

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2010, 10:35:26 AM »
Must have been a very pleasant experience. And the cliche should be mentioned once more. Who needs enemies when...

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2010, 10:38:30 AM »
I can only imagine the conversation his friends must have had:

"Hey look Wang is passed out!"

"I know, lets spread his ass cheeks open and insert this live eel that I have lying around up his asshole!"


"I get to lube it!"

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2010, 11:08:08 AM »
I can only imagine the conversation his friends must have had:

"Hey look Wang is passed out!"

"I know, lets spread his ass cheeks open and insert this live eel that I have lying around up his asshole!"


"I get to lube it!"

 ::)


"Haruso, watch out the Eel is going further than we expected, try to catch it"

"Zang, I'm trying but the eel is too lubed up I can't seem to get a firm grip...I...Oh shit, I lost it, its all the way in"

"Haruso, Why is there blood coming out of Chang's asshole?"

"Quick lets leave before someone sees us!"

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2010, 11:15:46 AM »
kyomu won't recover.....PIP.

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2010, 11:26:47 AM »
kyomu won't recover.....PIP.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2010, 12:47:57 PM »
poor musclecenter

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2010, 12:52:34 PM »
How many chomps does it take to get to the center of a man's bowels? I guess we'll never know.

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2010, 01:00:02 PM »
So the eel ate the insides of a Chinese man?

That was stupid…
He’ll just be hungry again in an hour.


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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2010, 01:02:53 PM »
UNREAL!

How will they be charged?

What would be their best defense in a court of law?

How would you explain that to your kids?

If this was made into a full fledged Hololywood horror movie, would they show that eel in the process of eating his intestines?

Very sick actually!

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2010, 01:07:00 PM »
How you manage to gently feed a 20 inch eel up a man's rectum is beyond me.

The gay was strong in this,
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2010, 01:08:37 PM »
I heard he was a fan of aneel sex

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2010, 01:09:05 PM »
Shit eaters will kill you.

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2010, 01:10:29 PM »
So the eel ate the insides of a Chinese man?

That was stupid…
He’ll just be hungry again in an hour.




haha, and I bet it has some nasty gas, too.

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2010, 01:38:44 PM »

The gay was strong in this,

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH  ;D

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2010, 01:54:30 PM »
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2010, 01:56:59 PM »
UNREAL!

How will they be charged?

What would be their best defense in a court of law?

How would you explain that to your kids?

If this was made into a full fledged Hololywood horror movie, would they show that eel in the process of eating his intestines?


Very sick actually!
You mean instead of "Snakes on a Plane", "Eel in the Ass"? Or to confuse people, "Pain in the #%*"

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2010, 01:57:52 PM »
Wow who the fuck does that? LOL I can see drawing dicks on faces and maybe saran wrapping to a tree, but an eel up the ass? That's uncalled for.

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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2010, 01:58:34 PM »
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News


A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.



My (sick) fiance wants to know where Lee went swimming.  She asked me with a grin on her face.  :P
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Re: Chinese man dies after eel is put up his backside!
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2010, 02:08:12 PM »
Wow who the fuck does that? LOL I can see drawing dicks on faces and maybe saran wrapping to a tree, but an eel up the ass? That's uncalled for.
Shades of Richard Gere sticking hamsters up his ass.