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Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2010, 03:36:32 PM »
throw the rest of the boiling hot coffee on her face in order to redeem some of your manliness/dignity

QFT, once she's wiped the coffee off hit her upside the head with a nice but firm open handed slap while yelling, "dont ever be disrespecting me Bitch!" and then walk off...
 
It will take some time for her to stop crying but within days she'll be gobbling your cock in the parking lot during work breaks.  She'll hate herself for doing it...but how's that your problem?

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Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2010, 03:54:34 PM »
In the cosmopolitan magazine articles I read while standing in the check out line waiting to pay for my boneless skinless chicken breast, tuna, eggs, protein powder and Yankee Black Cherry scented candle (cause chicks dig the scent) they all seem to indicate they like a man who can laugh at himself.. since all those articles are true insights into the female psyche, I think it would be safe to say, had you recovered from the intense pain with a little self deprecating chuckle, you would have been golden.. Hope this helps..

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Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2010, 04:25:07 PM »
eyeball she probably has a facebook status to the like, you should of seen this fucking dumbass at work, cant drink coffee for shit

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Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2010, 04:32:23 PM »
eyeball she probably has a facebook status to the like, you should of seen this fucking dumbass at work, cant drink coffee for shit

x2

You need to corner that bitch and tell her 'you tell anyone about this and I'll fucking killl you!'

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Re: Funny.... Maybe...
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2010, 04:54:37 PM »
Depends, this maneuver can only be pulled off if doing an office most muscular at the same time.

Micheal Scott pulled it off in front of Pam in the Dunder Mifflin office.

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Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
« Reply #30 on: May 04, 2010, 05:01:19 PM »
You can't lie in the beginning of the very first sentence here now...    Face it, she knows you are a dork.  Either she likes you or she doesnt.  Either she had a look of amusement on her face or a look of disgust.  Time to get back to work.

Geez Ron, what are you trying to do, end this kid's career here?

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Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2010, 06:00:42 PM »
eyeball she probably has a facebook status to the like, you should of seen this fucking dumbass at work, cant drink coffee for shit

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Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2010, 06:02:29 PM »
x2

You need to corner that bitch and tell her 'you tell anyone about this and I'll fucking killl you!'


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Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2010, 06:07:48 PM »
haha Cpt, he should grab her shirt while saying that

All seriousness eyeballie, fuck her, its not like she shits gold or something

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Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2010, 06:13:09 PM »

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Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
« Reply #35 on: May 04, 2010, 06:26:54 PM »
Depending upon her politicial affiliation, you should have examined your burned face and blamed Bush (or Obama).

You'd be in that pink by the weekend.

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Re: Funny.... Maybe... Am I a dumbass?
« Reply #36 on: May 04, 2010, 06:38:28 PM »
haha Cpt, he should grab her shirt while saying that

All seriousness eyeballie, fuck her, its not like she shits gold or something

We actually both laughed, it wasn't as goofy as I made it out to be.  ;D
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