You can't touch this!

[Devon97]

Is there any doubt?

I actually met her at the Nutrex booth at the AC. Baddest girl in the entire EXPO and possibly the best I have ever seen.

Just a natural beauty.

[johnnynoname]

i hate all those girls

[El Diablo Blanco]

  I just came three times

[Devon97]

i hate all those girls

U gotta be kidding me. The one on the left is untouchable.

[johnnynoname]

U gotta be kidding me. The one on the left is untouchable.

i hate them cuz they should be passed out on my apartment floor, not on a stage

[#1 Klaus fan]

I liked the ass jiggle at 0:32, but come on, how can you say those are "natural beauties"?

[KevinP85]

I liked the ass jiggle at 0:32, but come on, how can you say those are "natural beauties"?

Definitely not "natural." running low dosages.

[clued-up]

God damn that woman in green is sexy

[Devon97]

I liked the ass jiggle at 0:32, but come on, how can you say those are "natural beauties"?

True, but what I meant was she didn't even have to try to look so stunning, it was "effortless"

Even without the implants she would still be striking.

[indie-lad]

The one in the red is a fucking goddess. It's not that I would eat her shit, it's that I want to eat it!!!! YES I DO!!!!

And GOD bless the guy who is fucking that every night.

[brooklynbruiser]

i hate all those girls wish they were twinks in thongs.

 

[ThaRealist]

Kinda funny how the bikini girls now look like the figure girls from 5 or 6 years ago....

[Coach is Back!]

i hate all those girls

Fixed

[johnnynoname]

lol at all the pwn3ge at my expense

[Coach is Back!]

lol at all the pwn3ge at my expense

Just bustin your balls bro..all in good fun!

[clued-up]

I’ve watched this about 10 times now, and it never fails to make me feel really good inside.

[johnnynoname]

Just bustin your balls bro..all in good fun!

i can take it, brother

[io856]

I’ve watched this about 10 times now, and it never fails to make me feel really good inside.

easily pleased? 

[clued-up]

easily pleased? 

Easily visually stimulated. 

[johnnynoname]

not to make this about me but in a perfect world girls like that would be paired up with a happening/ripped dude like myself


when, in reality they are banging DJ's, douchebags and random spainish dudes

[ThaRealist]

not to make this about me but in a perfect world girls like that would be paired up with a happening/ripped dude like myself


when, in reality they are banging DJ's, douchebags and random spainish dudes

You forgot, the brothers because it is hip right now to be with a brutha....

[doison]

when, in reality they are banging DJ's, douchebags and random spainish dudes

Well, there you go.  Pick one. 
The last one is going to cost a shit-ton if you're Irish

[johnnynoname]

You forgot, the brothers because it is hip right now to be with a brutha....

maybe,

brotha's are more into fat white girls


@dolson  the thing is i'm already a douchebag and i'm half spainish so i think my only choice is to be a DJ at this point

actually, I used to lie to my grandmother and told her i was a DJ on the weekends to cover for the fact that I started working as a stripper...maybe that counts

[clued-up]

not to make this about me but in a perfect world girls like that would be paired up with a happening/ripped dude like myself

Hate to say it, but it sounds to me like you just don’t have any sex appeal. Drawing women is an ability you either have or you don’t. It doesn’t have too much to do with looks either.

[johnnynoname]

Hate to say it, but it sounds to me like you just don’t have any sex appeal. Drawing women is an ability you either have or you don’t. It doesn’t have too much to do with looks either.

actually, i honestly think that most broads don't dig the "he might be gay" vibe that my look sends out

*note to self- shave head and grow a goatee*