One time, I was in Fl 2 weeks out from a show, and was doing my morning cardio in my in-laws neighorhood, when all of a suddent someone's little puppy ran out and started barking at me, I paid it no mind, and continued with my cardio, the dog kept chasing me and then eventually jumped on me lol...anyways the owner's daughter I gues 13 years old or so came out and started calling him but the dog kep following me, then all of a sudden, it lost interest in me and took off....like sprinted straight out of the neighborhood right into the open road... the young girl screamed and ran after him, and being the good semaritan I went too... he was in the middle of a 50 mph road, 4 cars slammed on the brakes almost crashing and going in all sorts of directions, then like 6 people were in the middle of the road trying to catch that brat of a puppy but he was all over the place, finally some big ass black dude goes "COME HERE BITCH" and grabs the dog by the neck, it was kinda funny the dog was all whincing and confused and gave it back to the little girl, bitch stopped traffic in both directions for a few minutes! After that I continued 1 hour of cardio and 2 weeks later placed second in my weight class and won best poser (Bodybuilding related)
