SATAN VS. JESUS (UFC AND BBING RELATED)

[devilsmile]

Jesus must spend a lot of time in jail because everyone seems to find him there

Incidentally jesus did not tap when he was placed in the crucifix (BJJ move)


On a more serious note I'm glad to see that a majority of getbig question the worship of 'invisible men who live in the sky".

that's another two faced thinking pattern, first live an evil life, embracing evil and being selfish and enjoyng desire.... but... when you go to jail you are all of a sudden "sory" for what you have done and suddenly god does exist 

come on people... face it... nobody is here to save you... except yourself.. .we can work together, we don't need god to work together

[Tyr]

that's another two faced thinking pattern, first live an evil life, embracing evil and being selfish and enjoyng desire.... but... when you go to jail you are all of a sudden "sory" for what you have done and suddenly god does exist 

come on people... face it... nobody is here to save you... except yourself.. .we can work together, we don't need god to work together

Hmm...isn't there something in the bible about god helps those who help themselves. Sounds like God wants credit for sitting on the sidelines while other people do all the work.

How about those people who thank god everytime they win...but never mention his name when they lose. You never hear anything along the lines of "Jesus made me drop the ball".

RIP -George Carlin.

[LurkerNoMore]

Do you believe that natural disasters including Katrina and AIDS are meant to "punish" people?   

Me?  Hell no.  But do you listen to the evanglidiots on the television and radio that claim that is the case?  Unless they are wrong.  Is that it? 

[Butterbean]

Hmm...isn't there something in the bible about god helps those who help themselves.

No, that quote is not in there

Me?  Hell no.  But do you listen to the evanglidiots on the television and radio that claim that is the case? 

No.

[Parker]

As before, Gen 3 states how sin and death entered the world....

Do you believe that natural disasters including Katrina and AIDS are meant to "punish" people?  

Sin and Death entered this world because God thought it up...he got bored with his little "ant farm" and decided to makes things a little more exciting...

[epic_alien]

i think information and logic have finally caught up to the bullshit of religion.

clearly

[LurkerNoMore]

No.

So you agree with me that the evanglidiots that are supposed to be Gods workers and guidance to the promised land are just full of shit?

[Butterbean]

So you agree with me that the evanglidiots that are supposed to be Gods workers and guidance to the promised land are just full of shit?

Some of them yes.


For instance these guys  

[devilsmile]

LOL

[Parker]

Jesus and Satan catching up on things today:

Jesus: "You know, there were times you almost got me..."

Satan: "Yeah, you remember that time in the desert..."

Jesus: "Oh yeah, you lil devil, you almost had me...ha,ha. Oh the times we had!"

Satan: "Yeah, you were a tough cookie to crack, unlike those others, you wouldn't fold. Man, no wonder they named a religion after you..."

Jesus: "Oh, don't be soo modest...remember that's not one of your attributes!"

Satan: "You're right! But I gotta give respect, when respect is due!"

[big L dawg]

 ::)Haiti made a pact with the devil years back...oh brother...

[big L dawg]

 ::)Haiti made a pact with the devil years back...oh brother...

[big L dawg]

    Haiti made a pact with the devil years back...oh brother...

[Parker]

    Haiti made a pact with the devil years back...oh brother...

I bet you he secretly lusts after that black chick, cause she fine as hell...I wonder if she is "thong", or granny panty sort of gal?

[lovemonkey]

That dude has some serious karate chops.

[Butterbean]

That dude has some serious karate chops.

 

[Wingnut32]

[epic_alien]

i love that movie,

fuck it dude, lets go bowling

[devilsmile]

I bet you he secretly lusts after that black chick, cause she fine as hell...I wonder if she is "thong", or granny panty sort of gal?

too bad that a sexy girl like that believes in god... I don't think any fine ass hoe  believes in god in finland anymore...

I've got the impression that american girls believe in god and are christians? even floyd mayweather who is a proud money hungry man who talks so much crap outside and inside of camera attention believes in god.... even donald trump... it's crazy... and to look at their mouth going and their life style you would think they are more humble.

maby they secretlyd denie the christian ways  

[G_Thang]

too bad that a sexy girl like that believes in god... I don't think any fine ass hoe  believes in god in finland anymore...

I've got the impression that american girls believe in god and are christians? even floyd mayweather who is a proud money hungry man who talks so much crap outside and inside of camera attention believes in god.... even donald trump... it's crazy... and to look at their mouth going and their life style you would think they are more humble.

maby they secretlyd denie the christian ways  

oh yeah....you going down b###h, just too stupid to realize it.

[devilsmile]

oh yeah....you going down b###h, just too stupid to realize it.

I wouldn't expect nothing more from a response of a dumb monkey boy like yourself...

the fact is, you can't denie what I have said in this thread because i deal with facts... you deal with your made up self centered ideals of the world.

by the way, do you have a girlfriend? Wife? Kids?... they must be rly proud of a man who is a total bitch whore

[epic_alien]

you tell em devil

hail satan