Jesus and Satan catching up on things today:
Jesus: "You know, there were times you almost got me..."
Satan: "Yeah, you remember that time in the desert..."
Jesus: "Oh yeah, you lil devil, you almost had me...ha,ha. Oh the times we had!"
Satan: "Yeah, you were a tough cookie to crack, unlike those others, you wouldn't fold. Man, no wonder they named a religion after you..."
Jesus: "Oh, don't be soo modest...remember that's not one of your attributes!"
Satan: "You're right! But I gotta give respect, when respect is due!"