ALSO.........I can't stand the smaller ballparks, the DH, starting pitchers goin 6 innings and getting pats on the back, K-zone, and the $8 beers. I'm tellin ya, instant replay and I'll be pissed!
'Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.'
/obligatory