I terrorized a woman in a dark parking lot the other night.

[Tapeworm]

I went back into the hardware store because the car next to mine still had its lights on when I went to leave.  I bring them a description of the car, one of only 8 in the whole lot, and tell them they might want to make an announcement.

A female employee says she'll come out and have a look at it with me, which was probably wise because I could have been making the whole thing up as some sort of perverse joke.  Upon exiting the store, the car was not visible because it was behind my large white van.  The kind a rapist like me would drive because I hate limited victim space vehicles.

She plotted a course which allowed her to see the car in question but which kept her at least as close to the door as she was to me.  This made it nearly impossible for me to abduct her, and I was forced to wave goodnight across about 80 feet of serial killer obstructing asphalt.

I should have returned again to congratulate her on foiling my attempted crime but I was too disappointed to manage it.  In the future, I'll have to curb my habit of rubbing my hands together and twirling my moustache, which I'm sure was a dead giveaway.

[240 is Back]

ya gotta admire her self-preservation.

so many dumb people will just plod along without sense, then they wonder why they're suddenly taped up in the rapevan (TM) getting videotaped.

[WhiteCastle]

ya gotta admire her self-preservation.

so many dumb people will just plod along without sense, then they wonder why they're suddenly taped up in the rapevan (TM) getting videotaped.

I can't say how, but I have dealt with the belated master Bob Sly in my line of work very recently. It was probably the highlight of my past 6 years of working where I work.

[NaturalWonder83]

this thread is bannanas

[Tapeworm]

ya gotta admire her self-preservation.

so many dumb people will just plod along without sense, then they wonder why they're suddenly taped up in the rapevan (TM) getting videotaped.

I bet she's posting all about it on TeaseTheRapist.com.  Ugh.  This is killing me!

[gcb]

a tranquilizer dart gun would've solved all your problems

[Mr Nobody]

I went back into the hardware store because the car next to mine still had its lights on when I went to leave.  I bring them a description of the car, one of only 8 in the whole lot, and tell them they might want to make an announcement.

A female employee says she'll come out and have a look at it with me, which was probably wise because I could have been making the whole thing up as some sort of perverse joke.  Upon exiting the store, the car was not visible because it was behind my large white van.  The kind a rapist like me would drive because I hate limited victim space vehicles.

She plotted a course which allowed her to see the car in question but which kept her at least as close to the door as she was to me.  This made it nearly impossible for me to abduct her, and I was forced to wave goodnight across about 80 feet of serial killer obstructing asphalt.

I should have returned again to congratulate her on foiling my attempted crime but I was too disappointed to manage it.  In the future, I'll have to curb my habit of rubbing my hands together and twirling my moustache, which I'm sure was a dead giveaway.

Great attempt man I think the old spice cologne gave you away.

[Tapeworm]

I can't do anything right.    In all seriousness, she was really flattering herself.  I mean, come on!

And women's self defence is good yada yada, but it's hard to keep the middle finger down when someone blatently treats you like a rapist.  Wtf.  Especially when the bitch volunteered to go outside on a mission of pointlessness.    

I am offend.

[kiwiol]

I can't do anything right.    In all seriousness, she was really flattering herself.  I mean, come on!

And women's self defence is good yada yada, but it's hard to keep the middle finger down when someone blatently treats you like a rapist.  Wtf.  Especially when the bitch volunteered to go outside on a mission of pointlessness.    

I am offend.

Maybe next time you should wear something other than your 'Free Joseph Fritzl' Tshirt.

[gcb]

I can't do anything right.    In all seriousness, she was really flattering herself.  I mean, come on!

And women's self defence is good yada yada, but it's hard to keep the middle finger down when someone blatently treats you like a rapist.  Wtf.  Especially when the bitch volunteered to go outside on a mission of pointlessness.    

I am offend.

The balaclava probably didn't help

[Tapeworm]

Lol.  Fuckin assholes. 

[kiwiol]

 

[gcb]

Lol.  Fuckin assholes. 

Look on the bright side: maybe she just thought you had BO.

[240 is Back]

I bet she's posting all about it on TeaseTheRapist.com.  Ugh.  This is killing me!

hahahahahha!!

[BIG ACH]

A lot of cars have automatic lights that turn off maybe a minute or two after the engine has been turned off and the car has been locked.  I can't tell you how manytimes I'd be walking away from my car after parking and someone would drive by and go "your lights are on" and I'd have to explain "they're automatic, they'll turn off in a minute"....  its a nice gesture though!

I'll make sure to keep a look for crazy axe murderers like yourself!

[Mr Nobody]

A lot of cars have automatic lights that turn off maybe a minute or two after the engine has been turned off and the car has been locked.  I can't tell you how manytimes I'd be walking away from my car after parking and someone would drive by and go "your lights are on" and I'd have to explain "they're automatic, they'll turn off in a minute"....  its a nice gesture though!

I'll make sure to keep a look for crazy axe murderers like yourself!

Good idea man Tape gets around to many locations.

[CalvinH]

I went back into the hardware store because the car next to mine still had its lights on when I went to leave.  I bring them a description of the car, one of only 8 in the whole lot, and tell them they might want to make an announcement.

A female employee says she'll come out and have a look at it with me, which was probably wise because I could have been making the whole thing up as some sort of perverse joke.  Upon exiting the store, the car was not visible because it was behind my large white van.  The kind a rapist like me would drive because I hate limited victim space vehicles.

She plotted a course which allowed her to see the car in question but which kept her at least as close to the door as she was to me.  This made it nearly impossible for me to abduct her, and I was forced to wave goodnight across about 80 feet of serial killer obstructing asphalt.

I should have returned again to congratulate her on foiling my attempted crime but I was too disappointed to manage it.  In the future, I'll have to curb my habit of rubbing my hands together and twirling my moustache, which I'm sure was a dead giveaway.

Hello Snidley Whiplash.

[#1 Klaus fan]

I guess you're the fat rapist kind of guy if you can't race a woman before she gets to the door. Your lack of fitness is disturbing. 

[geneticmarvel]

I prevented a rape last night...














By changing my mind...

[funk51]

I went back into the hardware store because the car next to mine still had its lights on when I went to leave.  I bring them a description of the car, one of only 8 in the whole lot, and tell them they might want to make an announcement.

A female employee says she'll come out and have a look at it with me, which was probably wise because I could have been making the whole thing up as some sort of perverse joke.  Upon exiting the store, the car was not visible because it was behind my large white van.  The kind a rapist like me would drive because I hate limited victim space vehicles.

She plotted a course which allowed her to see the car in question but which kept her at least as close to the door as she was to me.  This made it nearly impossible for me to abduct her, and I was forced to wave goodnight across about 80 feet of serial killer obstructing asphalt.

I should have returned again to congratulate her on foiling my attempted crime but I was too disappointed to manage it.  In the future, I'll have to curb my habit of rubbing my hands together and twirling my moustache, which I'm sure was a dead giveaway.

that and because you look like this.

[disco_stu]

I went back into the hardware store because the car next to mine still had its lights on when I went to leave.  I bring them a description of the car, one of only 8 in the whole lot, and tell them they might want to make an announcement.

A female employee says she'll come out and have a look at it with me, which was probably wise because I could have been making the whole thing up as some sort of perverse joke.  Upon exiting the store, the car was not visible because it was behind my large white van.  The kind a rapist like me would drive because I hate limited victim space vehicles.

She plotted a course which allowed her to see the car in question but which kept her at least as close to the door as she was to me.  This made it nearly impossible for me to abduct her, and I was forced to wave goodnight across about 80 feet of serial killer obstructing asphalt.

I should have returned again to congratulate her on foiling my attempted crime but I was too disappointed to manage it.  In the future, I'll have to curb my habit of rubbing my hands together and twirling my moustache, which I'm sure was a dead giveaway.

very weird post dude.

its well known that theres always some truth in people who convey stories like this.

most normal people wouldnt feel the need to write it at a public forum, or have those urges in the first place.

claiming it is a bit of a lark is a good way to come across as being funny, but its a thin veil to anyone who has any idea of psychii.

as i said- very weird and the type of thing that would make me tell you to "fuck right off sicko"- if you told it to me face to face.

[Tapeworm]

very weird post dude.

its well known that theres always some truth in people who convey stories like this.

most normal people wouldnt feel the need to write it at a public forum, or have those urges in the first place.

claiming it is a bit of a lark is a good way to come across as being funny, but its a thin veil to anyone who has any idea of psychii.

as i said- very weird and the type of thing that would make me tell you to "fuck right off sicko"- if you told it to me face to face.

Can we have a psychoanalysis of people who need to force contrived message board ownings too?    Were you one of those kids who was always trying to hammer the square peg into the round hole, Stuart?

[disco_stu]

Can we have a psychoanalysis of people who need to force contrived message board ownings too?    Were you one of those kids who was always trying to hammer the square peg into the round hole, Stuart?

i didnt think such concepts were within a rapist's sphere of understanding..hence your original post.

like i said- if you post such things then chances are you arent just spinning shit....this stuff really goes on in your head...

[#1 Klaus fan]

i didnt think such concepts were within a rapist's sphere of understanding..hence your original post.

like i said- if you post such things then chances are you arent just spinning shit....this stuff really goes on in your head...

He interpreted that the woman suspected him of being a possible rapist. So he went up with the scenario in his head. Sometimes things just click and you smile and think about the coincidence. And don't tell me you are THEE ONLY person on this planet who has never thought about killing someone, raping someone or commiting suicide.   Meaning, thoughts sometimes mean shit.

[Lundgren]

Vanrape seems like the name of a wicked as sport. The question would be would it be rapes per hour or per day?