Chiristian fanatism at its best.
...unless this is a joke
http://www.rumormiller.com/viewtopic.php?f=118&t=114&r=Bobby+Jindal+Is+A+Secret+Hindu "Now I don't know about you- but I ain't never met a true American that prayed to no monkey god."Friends I ain't a racist- I'm just saying that what we need are true Americans to lead us. Now I don't know about you- but I ain't never met a true American that prayed to no monkey god. I'm fine with having a brown president as long as he ain't no immagrant, is a Southern Baptist, and is white. There I said it. Now as to our friend the governor down south- he's a Hundu and that just won't do.
That's right Friends you heard it here first: the immigrant-born governor of Louisiana, the one that MICHEAL STEELE chose to respond to OBAMA's SOTU- Bobby PIYUSH Jindal is a secret Hindu! The Governor claims he his family converted to Christianity in High School- but they really converted to be Catholics. And even then he refuses to release his signed, dated, triplicate copy "Certification of Ordinary Baptism in an American Protestant Church of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in America" which every God Fearing American keeps on their person at all times.
Friends, you might wonder- just what the heck is a Hindu? Well- I googled Hindu and found out it's a relatively small cult that haven't yet discovered America's God: Jesus. The Hindus believe in more than one God, something the Bible strictly forbids. Also they also don't believe in killing- which is our American Second Amendment right! They also don't eat beef. Can you imagine living your life without eating beef? They say that the cow is some kind of metaphor for a mother to the all man. You know what I think? I think cows are meta-for eating! You know what else? Evidently the Hindu's love the swastika. You know who else loved the Swstika? God,win this guy over!
Friends, this will come as a shock to many of you considering he has done a good job in stopping Barry OBAMA's Gulf Oil Spill from turning into as big a catastrophe as Obama's TARP BAILOUT. I know he has slashed the Louisiana budget and stood up to UNIONS' demands for more clinics. I know he's a big advocated of child health care (socialism). But I also know he ain't a Christian- and he is a Rhode's scholar. I bet he formalized his HINDU education during the time he spent in London. London is known for it's radicalized Hindus. Why won't he release his transcripts from Rhode's so we can see what Hindu classes he took while he was over there?
During his response to the STOU Jindal said we don't need to study volcanoes. See friends- Jindal knew was secretly Kali the Hindu God that is supposed to destroy our world would come from a volcano. Which is stupid because you and I both know Kali isn't even mentioned in Revelations. I also heard that he broke a coconut on moving into the Governor's Mansion- which is a tradition for Hindus. Sir- coconut doesn't belong on top of anyone's head, nor does it belong nestled in Paan- it belongs nestled inside chocolate like the AMERICAN company Nestle does for Almond Joy.
Also did you know that Jindal refuses to say the Pledge of Allegiance? Tell me can you remember seeing a single video of him saying the Pledge in the morning? Friends even CHILDREN say the Pledge every morning. Why won't Jindal? It's because he's already pledged his allegiance to Lakshmi the Hindu God of wealth and education. If he didn't then how's he so rich and educated?
I think it's time we tell Jindal if he want's to be a Hindu leader he needs to go to "Hindu"stan. As long as he's in America he can be a Hindu or a Hindon't or whatever- but he needs to respect our Christian nation and our Constitution and stop trying to shove his beliefs down our throats. Also he needs to start eating beef like a real American. If I ever met him I would serve him a Kansas City Rib-Eye. One taste of that beef and he'd be calling out to Christ!
Secret photo of Jindal in some kind of Hindu coronation ceremony with their pope- an old white guy. Look at they way they make him put his hand on a book. They stole that from us you know?
Some of Governor Bobby Jindal's supporters know he is a sekrit Hindu. Just look at this Supporter- notice the similarity to the unAmerican Che Gurvar t-shirt. The only revolution AMERICA needed was the AMERICAN REVOLUTION SIR. Back then real, Christian men ran things and they told that Heathen King Richard, to take his nonChristian Religion back to England! I'm telling you I would give at least 15 lakh Rs. to go toe-to-toe with this guy.
