Author Topic: What is ETHERNET? i'm fucking sick of cunnies using this word like they know  (Read 13910 times)

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its like when some dumass says " steroids are evil and cause roid rage" it irks u....

 its the star-bucks and crowds like that that i am talking about....i've seen the word ethernet getting thrown around by netflix watching liberal types at star-bucks all too often so...consider this a rant...at least this way when u say ethernet...you wont hafta be a dumbfuk that says the word and doesn't know what it means

Ethernet ws first developed by Xerox (dont quote me on this). It is a term coined by The Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers or IEEE.

SIMPLY PUT...it defines standards for physical cabling and transmission of signals (electricity) over that cabling. Those standards say that you may transmit 10mbps (mega bytes per second) in half duplex (between 2 parties only 1 party may transmit at a time or an electrical collision will happen) using CSMA/CD (carrier sense multiple access with collision detect) running.

CSMA/CD > if a collision happens...all transmitters back of for random time periods and then try n re transmit to lessen a chance of a repeat collision...


now u know...

..going to star-bucks is acceptable....going to star-bucks and being a star-bucks-type-IS-NOT

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its like when some dumass says " steroids are evil and cause roid rage" it irks u....

 its the star-bucks and crowds like that that i am talking about....i've seen the word ethernet getting thrown around by netflix watching liberal types at star-bucks all too often so...consider this a rant...at least this way when u say ethernet...you wont hafta be a dumbfuk that says the word and doesn't know what it means

Ethernet ws first developed by Xerox (dont quote me on this). It is a term coined by The Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers or IEEE.

SIMPLY PUT...it defines standards for physical cabling and transmission of signals (electricity) over that cabling. Those standards say that you may transmit 10mbps (mega bytes per second) in half duplex (between 2 parties only 1 party may transmit at a time or an electrical collision will happen) using CSMA/CD (carrier sense multiple access with collision detect) running.

CSMA/CD > if a collision happens...all transmitters back of for random time periods and then try n re transmit to lessen a chance of a repeat collision...


now u know...

..going to star-bucks is acceptable....going to star-bucks and being a star-bucks-type-IS-NOT


Seems as if ethernet has become a "trendy" word Toxic how the fuck did that happen? You and I know what it is but the star-bucks crowd is just throwing it around wtf?

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whats this have to do with monster brand cables?

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any relation to starbucks assholes and monster cable users?

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Seems as if ethernet has become a "trendy" word Toxic how the fuck did that happen? You and I know what it is but the star-bucks crowd is just throwing it around wtf?

its the nerd tech equivalent of the jersey shore steriod users...unfortunately i know of that show cause my girl happens to watch it..... >:(
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simmer down big guy, its just the ethernet.

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the ethernet is serious business

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simmer down big guy, its just the ethernet.

JUST????


you typed this message on getbig.com cause the getbig server is connected to the ethernet.......BIG GUY  ::)

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simmer down big guy, its just the ethernet.

What's the latest, mass?  Finally escape from your kidnappers?

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JUST????


you typed this message on getbig.com cause the getbig server is connected to the ethernet.......BIG GUY  ::)

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once you get passed the can n strings. yup. der diz.
some dat ole kaintuky ether and the net right der next to da pole.
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Wow...what's your next meltdown gonna be over !? firewire !? usb ?

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the ethernet is serious business
thats awesome  ;D

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The Ethernet is all around us, you turd.

The Ethernet is in every home, like the ants that frequent my dinner table every night scavenging for tuna leftovers.

Now pay attention, because if you have the Ethernet, then you are reading this message!


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Wow...what's your next meltdown gonna be over !? firewire !? usb ?


if i start lecturing on statefull firewalls on here (Cisco ASAs) i'm 100% confident you wouldn't understand a word i ws saying....

why i say so?

in your post above you pretty much said " wow...whats your next meltdown gonna be over? sliced bread or the aurora Borealis " ...get it? :-\

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The Ethernet is all around us, you turd.

The Ethernet is in every home, like the ants that frequent my dinner table every night scavenging for tuna leftovers.

Now pay attention, because if you have the Ethernet, then you are reading this message!



my friendo u r mistaking ethernet for THIS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luminiferous_aether
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if i start lecturing on statefull firewalls on here (Cisco ASAs) i'm 100% confident you wouldn't understand a word i ws saying....

why i say so?

in your post above you pretty much said " wow...whats your next meltdown gonna be over? sliced bread or the aurora Borealis " ...get it? :-\



Nobody on this site or in real life gives a flying shit about your 'cisco' certificates, the only person in the world who thinks they're cool is you, if I gave a lecture on cutting down code by implementing assembler routines and sub-routines you wouldn't have a f*cking clue what  I would be talking about, oh and  I know enough about firewalls to cover my own ass and network... :D

And since you're posting this on a bodybuilding site and we all know you're a 130lb paki twink, maybe you should start working out ?

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if I gave a lecture on cutting down code by implementing assembler routines and sub-routines you wouldn't have a f*cking clue what  I would be talking about, oh and  I know enough about firewalls to cover my own ass and network... :D



it'd take me 4 days to read up on it and then yeah i would  :-*

you already showed your ignorance with a dumbfuk comment and now u r trying to backpeddle...2 late :-\

and no...u dont know shit about firewalls...what u mean is...a CCIE(security) at some point set it up and you monkey maintain it  ;)

and if u dont know what a CCIE is....thats like a nurse in the medical field not knowing what a surgeon is....comments about "they r just certs non withstanding"  :-*

you talk like a software developer..there r 100000000000 of you on the planet...there r only 25k of ME  ;)  do the math....o wait...i'll do it 4 u  ;D
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The drawback with being a technician or hyperspecialist is that you're always working for a businessman.  He's stupid but he's holding the checkbook.

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The drawback with being a technician or hyperspecialist is that you're always working for a businessman.  He's stupid but he's holding the checkbook.

true...VERY true...i'm a hyper specialist(sorta*..explained below)...and about 1 yr from now i'll be a consultant.....my girl is a minority female (greek)..it'll be a biz under her name...then i dont work for anyone.

*i have cisco certs..yes..that sorta makes me a cisco guy...well does it?? 99% of the knowlodge here is open engineering knowledge...what makes me a cisco expert is that i know the commands to implement the knowlodge in a cisco world. if i were to work on a juniper router...lets say....its STILL THE SAME LOGIC...i'd just have to change the command. BIG friggin deal  ::)  its like knowing how to drive manual and having to learn where reverse is in europe as opposed to in america...doesn't mean u wont be able to drive the car now does it? :-\
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true...VERY true...i'm a hyper specialist(sorta*..explained below)...and about 1 yr from now i'll be a consultant.....my girl is a minority female (greek)..it'll be a biz under her name...then i dont work for anyone.

*i have cisco certs..yes..that sorta makes me a cisco guy...well does it?? 99% of the knowlodge here is open engineering knowledge...what makes me a cisco expert is that i know the commands to implement the knowlodge in a cisco world. if i were to work on a juniper router...lets say....its STILL THE SAME LOGIC...i'd just have to change the command. BIG friggin deal  ::)  its like knowing how to drive manual and having to learn where reverse is in europe as opposed to in america...doesn't mean u wont be able to drive the car now does it? :-\

I'm a contractor, hired gun, & business owner.  The headaches and costs of doing business are way bigger than being an employee.  Much riskier downside too, as I'm sure you've considered.  Being a shit-hot tech doesn't necessarily translate into profit.  Please educate yourself on all the aspects of running your business which have nothing to do with your current education and make sure you're making good contacts in the meantime.  Sales and admin will not run themselves no matter how great you are at doing the actual job.  And both you and the missus might have to prepare yourselves mentally for not getting rich quick.  Breaking into the game might take a few years.  And god help you if you have to start hiring.

Fwiw, I'd think twice about putting the business (& business accounts) in your partner's name.  If it's tax benefit and suit indemnity you're after, consider a trust with you both as beneficiaries... but yourself as director.  Not sure about tax and indemnity advantages of an LLC etc vs a trust in the US but talk to a few accountants.

Enough preaching from me, Jun.  Sure you know all this already.  

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I'm a contractor, hired gun, & business owner.  The headaches and costs of doing business are way bigger than being an employee.  Much riskier downside too, as I'm sure you've considered.  Being a shit-hot tech doesn't necessarily translate into profit.  Please educate yourself on all the aspects of running your business which have nothing to do with your current education and make sure you're making good contacts in the meantime.  Sales and admin will not run themselves no matter how great you are at doing the actual job.  And both you and the missus might have to prepare yourselves mentally for not getting rich quick.  Breaking into the game might take a few years.  And god help you if you have to start hiring.

Fwiw, I'd think twice about putting the business (& business accounts) in your partner's name.  If it's tax benefit and suit indemnity you're after, consider a trust with you both as beneficiaries... but yourself as director.  Not sure about tax and indemnity advantages of an LLC etc in the US but talk to a few accountants.

Enough preaching from me, Jun.  Sure you know all this already.  
i'll start with...i trust me girl 100%...i'm working my ass of for her...if not for her....fuck my brains...i'd be happy working as a waiter on a cruise ship. that being said.
there will be no sales people on  my team...it'll be me...my wife...my buddy who is actually technically superior to me( for now) and also  a future CCIE and his wife. I don't know what u mean by getting rich quick...both myself and him are currently turning down 6 figure jobs to get our CCIEs done..(highest offer ws 120k/yr )..and our girls r working to keep us afloat. My teaching experience has given me contacts...for the FBI...SAIC...JP Morgan...etc etc...and people i have taught in the past r now GOOD friends.....they'd have no problem choosing me over someone else for their technical expertise....

IF i have to hire....trust me...there will be a STRICT hiring check on my part
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Damn.  You have a totally different approach than I do.  The last thing I want is partners.  Sounds like a lot of variables in the equation to me but I'm a possessive bastard when it comes to what my sweat built.

At least you're keen, bro!  You sound really excited about things.  :)