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Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« on: July 25, 2010, 06:46:13 AM »
Gene,

It has been brought to my attention that I have a mustache. How would I get rid of it? I don't want to look like Tom Sellick. I don't like to get picked on because of it?

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2010, 06:49:31 AM »
shave it or cover it up w/ makeup
or maybe u dont and everyone is just trying to get u upset to see how u react like when calvin tells me he hopes i get in a car crash and burn to my death slowly
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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2010, 06:51:45 AM »
shave it or cover it up w/ makeup

I tried that it gets worse and worse. I only wear makeup if I go out so I don't think that is an option

like when calvin tells me he hopes i get in a car crash and burn to my death slowly

 :o :o :o :o :o that isn't very nice. Is he upset you to NYC without him

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2010, 06:52:11 AM »
Waxing or laser removal?

It's perfectly understandable why you would ask someone terrified of bees about this girly issue. :)

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2010, 06:52:43 AM »
I once told a chick who was giving me a hard time about the watch my mom bought me for Christmas, that too bad her mom didn't send her some clippers to trim her sideburns with.......

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2010, 06:55:26 AM »
Waxing or laser removal?


Waxing hurts but I suppose that is an option. I was hoping Gene could inform me of special foods that can slow down the hair crisis

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2010, 06:58:03 AM »
Waxing hurts but I suppose that is an option. I was hoping Gene could inform me of special foods that can slow down the hair crisis

Just give a lot of head and only have sex doggie style. Maybe guys won't notice it right away. :)

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2010, 06:58:21 AM »
I once told a chick who was giving me a hard time about the watch my mom bought me for Christmas, that too bad her mom didn't send her some clippers to trim her sideburns with.......

what she didnt like your swatch watch

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2010, 07:08:26 AM »
Sex in the dark, date bi-curious guys, go lesbian, threesomes to keep him distracted, anal, etc.... there are a ton of solutions to you hairy issue.

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2010, 07:23:34 AM »
Waxing hurts but I suppose that is an option. I was hoping Gene could inform me of special foods that can slow down the hair crisis
prob lots of soy
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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2010, 09:16:27 AM »
shave it or cover it up w/ makeup
or maybe u dont and everyone is just trying to get u upset to see how u react like when calvin tells me he hopes i get in a car crash and burn to my death slowly
That's the alcohol talking Gene, he doesn't mean it!!

Does Don comfort you when alcohol takes over Clavin?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2010, 10:08:34 AM »
That's the alcohol talking Gene, he doesn't mean it!!

Does Don comfort you when alcohol takes over Clavin?
don is dead to me and i hope it stays that way for eternity
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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2010, 10:17:14 AM »
don is dead to me and i hope it stays that way for eternity

Did he forget the lube again?

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2010, 03:32:09 AM »
Gene,

It has been brought to my attention that I have a mustache. How would I get rid of it? I don't want to look like Tom Sellick. I don't like to get picked on because of it?
You are greek..end of  :D

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2010, 03:37:41 AM »
It has been brought to my attention that I have a mustache.

Stop confusing Gene and call it by it's real name - a Dirty Sanchez ;D

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2010, 03:38:58 AM »
Stop confusing Gene and call it by it's real name - a Dirty Sanchez ;D
hahaha  ;D

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2010, 05:02:24 AM »
You are greek..end of  :D

and dago duh yeesh will, figured you would post a picture, you didn't get enough sleep or what ;D

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2010, 05:57:44 AM »
don is dead to me and i hope it stays that way for eternity
What happened to Don I know he met you NYC a few weeks back did seeing bring up old wounds or something?

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2010, 12:45:42 PM »
and dago duh yeesh will, figured you would post a picture, you didn't get enough sleep or what ;D
Oh I didnt want to upset you , seeming you want a pic Ill get onto when I get home  ;D

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2010, 04:11:47 PM »
Oh I didnt want to upset you , seeming you want a pic Ill get onto when I get home  ;D

RUT ROH, this will NOT be good...(hiding)

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2010, 05:18:03 AM »
RUT ROH, this will NOT be good...(hiding)



I noticed that night when we went out.the foam from the beers you were drinking kept getting caught in your stache but I didn't wanna say anything and embarrass you.

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2010, 05:44:10 AM »


I noticed that night when we went out.the foam from the beers you were drinking kept getting caught in your stache but I didn't wanna say anything and embarrass you.


Calvin is ever the gentleman...... ;D

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2010, 06:00:50 AM »


I noticed that night when we went out.the foam from the beers you were drinking kept getting caught in your stache but I didn't wanna say anything and embarrass you.

LMAO

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2010, 02:34:46 PM »
put a paper bag over your whole body...

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Re: Gene I have a problem, well one of many
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2010, 02:54:07 PM »
Gene,

It has been brought to my attention that I have a mustache. How would I get rid of it? I don't want to look like Tom Sellick. I don't like to get picked on because of it?

This is fucking hilarious!!!  ;D

Sorry newmomma, that wasn't nice of me...  ;D
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