I have a similar story.
A guy I went to high school with was living a few buildings down from me in college. One night, he runs over and asks if he can stay for a couple hours.
I ask him what happened, he said the police are at his building.
Apparently, he walked home drunk, and saw his neighbor passing out in the stairway, just like Swede. He gets in a scuffle with him, knocks him out, and steals his wallet. He runs to his room and hides (remember the guy lives next door to him). He realizes he'll get caught, so in his drunken reasoning, he goes back out, kicks a hole in the hallway, and tries to stuff the guy's body in it. Of course, only the feet fit. So now, he beat up his neighbor, robbed him, and put his feet in the hallway wall. He panicks and runs over to the nearest place he can remember, which was my apt. I told him he couldn't stay, told him to fuck off.
The next day, the neighbor didn't remember a thing.