"How to be a fat iranian internet king" - sarcasm
" how to toot my own horn "
...when in all honesty i am a virgin and people that toot their own horns usually are lying....
......
preface by
" i'm irani but i'm afraid to admit to be middle eastern cause i wont score white chix, so i call myself persian"
"...wait i'm not even irani...i'm probably just indian...."
.....ummmm
wait....
"lies lies n more lies.....i'm light enough skinned to pass for persian by xerex"
