"The Ninjas Did It!"- Flex Wheeler
"when in doubt, blame a Ninja"--Flex Wheeler, edited by Jackie Chan
"I Could have beaten Mike Tyson That Night"- Chris Cormier
"Touch Me, I'll Sue"- Shawn Ray
"How to wear a 5,000 suit for dinner and not have to pay for Dinnner"- Shawn Ray
"A Schmoe's Guide, 2010 Edition"- Co-written by Lonnie Teper and Tre
"Busting Your Balls"---SquadFather, aka Quaker Oats
"Slurp!" BayGBM
"If I did it, this is how it would have been done"-Craig Titus
"Two To The Dome"---Sally McNeil
"Shotgun blasts are heard..." -Sally McNeil, lyrics by LLCoolJ, "Mamma Said Knock you Out"