How to be secure in your heterosexuality- The Coach
 You too can look like a male supermodel- Chaos
 Casual, non-obsessive use of the internet- Alex23
 Go to a house party and do not have homosexual foreplay with all the boyz there- Xerxes
 I do not like to suck cock- Johnny No Name
 Ok i'll admit the obvious, I've been abusing steroids for years- Groink