Ask her to find Guinea-Bissau on the World map on her wall then masturbate looking at her ass while she spends 30 mins looking.
Someone you know? (cuz its a facebook picture)
Water the plant. It looks like it's starting to wilt.
Buy stock in Apple Computer and maybe catch a Led Zep show.
Run....because whether it was now or 10 years from now my wife would find out one way or another. It ain't worth it.
I'd tell her:
Tell her, "once you go black, we don't want you back." Hey, whatever happened to that "Squadfather" guy? I heard he got "owned" or something like that. What happened exactly?
Lick her asshole.