Author Topic: what would you do? (pic) (Read 4254 times)

FitnessFrenzy · « **on:** July 31, 2010, 12:47:15 PM »

If you were teleported into this situation, and you were alone, what would you do?

mass 04 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2010, 12:48:21 PM »

Water the plant. It looks like it's starting to wilt.

Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:19:31 PM »

Tell her to change her lamp.The light it casts on the ceiling ruins the ambience of the room.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:24:41 PM »

Lick her asshole.

Army of One · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:26:56 PM »

Pull the chair away.

io856 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:27:52 PM »

"sit like a lady"

tommywishbone · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:30:00 PM »

Turn the pictures face-down, like Joe Pesci did in Casino, then burglarized the place.

kiwiol · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:32:15 PM »

I'd tell her:

Army of One · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:32:49 PM »

Ask her to find Guinea-Bissau on the World map on her wall then masturbate looking at her ass while she spends 30 mins looking.

mass 04 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:37:54 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on July 31, 2010, 01:32:49 PM

Ask her to find Guinea-Bissau on the World map on her wall then masturbate looking at her ass while she spends 30 mins looking.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:40:01 PM »

Quote from: Xerxes on July 31, 2010, 01:26:18 PM

Someone you know? (cuz its a facebook picture)

nope. But I'd like to. My kind of woman. Not too thin, but definitely not fat!

JasonH · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:54:49 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on July 31, 2010, 12:48:21 PM

Water the plant. It looks like it's starting to wilt.

lol!

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2010, 03:02:37 PM »

Quote from: db2431 on July 31, 2010, 01:32:49 PM

Ask her to find Guinea-Bissau on the World map on her wall then masturbate looking at her ass while she spends 30 mins looking.

Fail, I'd have her help with masturbation. atempt.. throw in a hand or her tongue in there

Tapeworm · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2010, 08:48:52 PM »

Buy stock in Apple Computer and maybe catch a Led Zep show.

~UN_$ung~ · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2010, 08:55:20 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on July 31, 2010, 08:48:52 PM

Buy stock in Apple Computer and maybe catch a Led Zep show.

..........lol, and tell george lucas to quit while he is ahead

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2010, 09:00:04 PM »

Run....because whether it was now or 10 years from now my wife would find out one way or another. It ain't worth it.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2010, 09:28:17 PM »

Install some decent looking shelving. Maybe frame the pictures on the wall.

che · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2010, 10:09:10 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on July 31, 2010, 09:00:04 PM

Run....because whether it was now or 10 years from now my wife would find out one way or another. It ain't worth it.

Great Christian values

ThaRealist · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2010, 10:12:38 PM »

Preach the Gospel till she lets me violate her ass.....

Red Hook · « **Reply #19 on:** August 01, 2010, 12:29:54 AM »

The obvious answer is to give her 40 lashes and then get a properly sized burqa. Shame on

sixsixinthemix · « **Reply #20 on:** August 01, 2010, 02:20:10 AM »

fuk her

mossel · « **Reply #21 on:** August 01, 2010, 03:55:30 AM »

see what's in her fridge... i'm hungry...

Lion666 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 01, 2010, 10:49:33 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on July 31, 2010, 01:32:15 PM

I'd tell her:

good one kiwiololololol

Benny B · « **Reply #23 on:** August 01, 2010, 10:53:15 PM »

Quote from: Sean C. Rider on August 01, 2010, 05:05:00 AM

Tell her, "once you go black, we don't want you back."

Hey, whatever happened to that "Squadfather" guy? I heard he got "owned" or something like that. What happened exactly?

Hi Dave!

WillGrant · « **Reply #24 on:** August 01, 2010, 10:58:56 PM »

Quote from: LatsMcGee on July 31, 2010, 01:24:41 PM

Lick her asshole.

This

Author Topic: what would you do? (pic) (Read 4254 times)

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